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13 Comments
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
May 15, 2020 10:10 am

What the fuck is wrong with the Karen’s hair???

Mista Shift
Mista Shift
  YourAverageJoe
May 15, 2020 10:35 am

Crooked sideways wig, that’s all. I thought it was a badger on her head when I first saw it.

anthony aaron
anthony aaron
  YourAverageJoe
May 15, 2020 10:42 am

Maybe Lori Lightfoot can give her the name of a good hairdresser …

Bob P
Bob P
  YourAverageJoe
May 15, 2020 10:56 am

That’s the way a troll’s hair is supposed to look.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  YourAverageJoe
May 15, 2020 11:37 am

I can assure you that when she looks in the mirror, she marvels at how good she looks.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
May 15, 2020 11:43 am

I think because my email is up at the top on the right sidebar I get messages intended for Jim all the time and one was a great rant from a woman named Karen complaining about people using the Karen theme on TBP. It was like Stucky on estrogen. I told her the email was so good she should submit an article and she replied with a very toned down apology. I also told her that as a moran I could relate.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Administrator
May 17, 2020 6:06 am

Dear Burning Platform,

I’m sorry if this is not the right department but I can’t find anyone else to complain to. I enjoy your articles as much as anything else I read. Please stop referring to snitches as Karens. Karens left their abusive husbands, shout down customer service, and avoid vaccinating their kids for chicken pox because we are tired of taking the same crap you are complaining about. We don’t quarantine our kids when they have colds unless they are too unwell to go out, or unless it is to keep them from visiting unwell and elderly people, because we do not want to live in a world where the healthy are imprisoned–for having a cold. Granted we are dealing with a bioweapon, but still–we can’t or rather we shouldn’t imprison everyone, complete with ID tattoos. So I know it is a trashy epithet but we’ve grown sort of fond of it, and you may have more ammo than us, for now, but you are going to have to take a class in shouting down the man. We’ve been shouting down the man since C-section rates hit 50% in 2000. If you think, “If you don’t get your tattoo you are killing the elderly,” is bad, just be glad you don’t have to hear, “If you don’t get elective abdominal surgery (and effectively sterilization after two such births,) you are killing your baby.” So by all means, hang the snitches, but please leave the bitches out of it. You are going to need us.

Sincerely,
Karens

PS The snitch-mommies who kicked us out of the PTA for not vaccinating during the measles freak-outs of the last few years are completely and utterly appalled that you are calling them Karens, which is hilarious. Please do get up a new misogynistic epithet for them as soon as you can.

flash
flash
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 1:05 pm

It’s a genetic affliction. Gammas begat gammas .

Ginger
Ginger
May 15, 2020 3:06 pm

Elvira’s trans grand-son?

garyd
garyd
  Ginger
May 15, 2020 4:02 pm

That works.

Glock 1911
Glock 1911
May 16, 2020 9:17 am

Reminds one a little of the secretary on Drew Carey’s old show. Why one would insist upon the caricaturization of their own self is beyond me.