Oh thank goodness. I was worried you wouldn’t be able to look super weird and bring your cat with you everywhere.
You’ve heard of Back to the Future, I think this is Forward to the Past.
Alway gotta stay prepared in case a Rob Zombie concert breaks out.
Santa’s weird, creepy brother has always been a big LL Cool J fan, even with the transition to NCIS. Of course Santa’s weird, creepy brother is also known as Santa’s weird, creepy brother for a reason.
I was going to ask you where you got the guts to custom make your own belly shirt, but I guess that answer is quite obvious. So instead I’m gonna start slamming those Bud Lights that guy has behind you and see if I can’t drink away the memory of seeing you.
Well look at that, she comes with her own leash to hold her back from biting people. That’s practical and is probably best for everyone.
Sure I suppose I can see the upside of how mesh pants with no underwear can let you breathe a little bit, but the downside is it also forces the rest of us to breathe in that stank! Next time stop being so selfish.
Looking like the third member of Legion of Doom with those shoulder pads buddy
It’s gut check time…do you pick the bubbles or the jump rope? I think you will look adorable playing with either one, so it’s a can’t miss!
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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The gut check women remind me of all the fat women wearing tight workout pants and tube tops I keep seeing everywhere. Fat people are supposed to wear loose clothes and cover-up!
Which part of Florida?
A fat gal at the store was wearing yoga pants . She let out a fart and it shot her tennis shoes across the store….they landed next to the pigs feet in the meat section.
The car mod is done to gain fuel efficiency. There are people who like to hypermile their cars. The tail is good for about 7 miles a gallon in improved gas mileage.
I want better gas efficiency than my PU gets and a small car would do it for most trips but the car insurance pirate industry would negate that savings.
Why would you try it with such a gas guzzler? With the added 7, its probably all the way up 12 MPG. Why not start with something that gets decent mileage to begin with?
It almost looks like something out of a Cheech & Chong movie.
Is that Groot in pic #3 ?