BILLUND, DENMARK—The world is hurting right now, and everyone knows that the only thing that can heal the wound is big corporations announcing their positions on things.
Well, we’ve taken a big step toward unity today as LEGO announced all building sets in the future would remove the police and replace them with rioters from groups such as Antifa. The new “LEGO Riot City” line of building bricks brings a real, police-less LEGO utopia right to your tabletop.
The new playsets are completely police-free, showing us what peace and harmony could break out in our own world without law enforcement officers. The interactive buildings feature windows you can really break with a well-placed LEGO brick and tiny, cute Molotov cocktails your minifigs can toss to set the town aflame.
“LEGO City will now be policed entirely by concerned Antifa members,” said a LEGO spokesperson. “It’s important to remind our kids how toxic the police are and how much better it would be without them. Also, kids love destroying things so this should be a huge seller.”
One deluxe playset from the new Riot City line even comes with a special minifig that plays several soundbites including “Check your yellow privilege!” and “Brick lives matter!”
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What stage are we at when the absurd sounds plausible?
Global Psychosis Syndrome.
the “hope I’m ready” stage.
Thought the title said “New NEGRO sets replace all Police with Rioters”….
And thought “what difference does it make?”
Re-read it, and still thought the same….
We are in BIZARRO CLOWN WORLD with a BIG RED NOSE….
HONK HONK HONK
Laugh or cry, just keep prepping and stacking, and stacking and prepping….
You will need it….
Feigning foolishness in order to promote wickedness.
Even though, at this moment, this sounds absurd to any normal person… this too shall come to pass. We have chosen by silence or omission to let the deranged minority control the dialogue to what should be the norms and mores of our society. When confronted with logical discourse or facts, they morph into a ragging and rioting mass, which resembles the tantrums of a two-year old, all to shutdown any position, thought or outcome that doesn’t conform to their own small and narrow-minded beliefs.