AUNT JEMIMA DIDN’T KILL HERSELF

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8 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
June 19, 2020 11:31 am

Two bullets to the back of the head, so obviously suicide. Found lying in a pool of barely-edible “maple syrup.”

suzanna
suzanna
  MrLiberty
June 19, 2020 1:08 pm

LOL funny

Anonymous
Anonymous
  suzanna
June 19, 2020 1:28 pm

Kamala with her legs in the air will replace Aunt Jemima on the label.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anonymous
June 19, 2020 2:25 pm

That put an image in my mind so disgusting that I may never eat pancakes or waffles again.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Anonymous
June 19, 2020 2:29 pm

Kamala on her knees….on another note, you can make your own pancake syrup. Just combine sugar, water and maple flavoring. 2 cups of sugar, one cup of boiling water and a half teaspoon of maple syrup flavoring. Dissolve sugar in water, add flavoring and Voila! Your very own pancake syrup without the HFC. Pour it into any suitable container and enjoy…
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MadJack
MadJack
  Mygirl....Maybe
June 19, 2020 10:11 pm

Hardscrabble,

I’m sorry you had to read that. …

Long Time Lurker
Long Time Lurker
  MadJack
June 20, 2020 2:01 am

Lol. I remember my mom making “syrup” the same way as a kid. We didn’t have much, be she did what she could.

22winmag - TBP's Yankee LDS Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Yankee LDS Shit-poster
June 19, 2020 6:08 pm

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