WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Has anyone ever seen a nicely done Nazi tattoo? They all look like they were done by a high school kid practicing his tattooing in the dark.

You may want to go back to your optometrist because if you think you’ll get women to sit on your face, you’re seeing things that aren’t there buddy.

I mean, it’s gonna feel weird sitting that high up on you to press my balls against your back but I certainly want to make sure I’m following safety instructions.

At first, I wanted to let him know that it should be “Thicc” but now I’m assuming he means “thick headed” because only someone seriously dumb would fall for this line. Either way, an impressive amount of horny during Quarantine to get something put on your vehicle.

I’m just picturing a bunch of tiny Cornaviruses climbing up you’re Rapunzel beard.

I guess even Bubble Boy’s technology has improved a bit over the last 20 years. Still pretty dumb looking though.

If you’re wondering what a “Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo” is, please let me illustrate.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
June 21, 2020 8:54 am

Admin is inviting us to “Start a conversation”.
Referring to that last pic: Let’s not!