She looks like a character you can pick in a Walmart Mortal Kombat video game.
Is this like a club somewhere? Are there any membership slots available? Asking for a friend…it’s me. I’m my friend.
Asked my wife to hire a French maid and boy did that backfire on me.
You know, this whole mask thing is really pissing some people off. I mean, they are really losing their shit over this whole thing. It’s a big mess and I can see why some are causing a stink.
If the crazy pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 is looking for a spouse I think I might have the perfect match.
One of those sleepovers where you hope you’re the kid who actually doesn’t get invited…
Listen, I get it, times are tough right now. Who knows what will happen to this economy. Nothing wrong with finding you a doctor who will take care of you. It’s that liquid-gold digging.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too? Oh, hell yes.
Some guys have all the luck