Krystal Henderson, 29, and 7-year-old Oliver Hallam purchased takeout from a KFC branch in Killingsworth, according to the Express. At home, Oliver took a bite out of what he assumed was chicken, but recoiled seconds later. “He pulled it out of his mouth and when he did, it pulled away the batter – you could see the blue roll inside,” Henderson said, according to the Daily Mail. Henderson said that realizing Oliver had bitten into a paper towel was worse than if it had just been bad chicken.
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This Gilliganette wouldn’t last one day on my yacht. She’d forget to let go of the anchor when she throws it in the water!
The other girl was holding onto her wrists and dragged her in, Musky.
BOOM!!!
Reminds me of growing up just south of the Glenview Naval Air Base north of Chicago in the 50’s and 60’s. Sonic booms were heard often.
Hat trick!
The only job I can think this dunce could get is a clown act in a circus.
RHINO in action
A real head butt…
I hope it was able to get out. That looks deep.
“you thought I forgot about that time you pushed me in” said Dumbo to his brother, “We remember everything you dumbshit, we’re elephants!”
Sumptingwentwong
cats just suck
Here ya go, Joe.
(thx to T.F.I.)
Perfect! What a cutie!
Dogs are awesome!
Thank you God for giving them to us.
Give a cat a box and it’ll either sleep in it or play all day.
I never would have thought to order a pizza with extra pussy on it. Who woulda thunk?
I didn’t know you could order extra pussy on your pizza. Who woulda thunk?
Ya see, Cats aren’t so bad after all!!!
seriously–pineapple on pizza? Only fit for duty as a makeshift litter box.
Pussylogic
Fresh squeezed breast milk
Who puts a security camera on their own bed?
And notice that it moves too. Deeply disturbing….or deeply bullshit.
Look at the bottom. Somebody is watching on a computer and manipulating the camera.
The cat was framed. Literally. You don’t see the side where something startled it.
Someone is videotaping a replay of video playing on the monitor…
Who sleeps with their watch on?
When I was working and got up at 0400, I wore one that vibrated for an alarm so I did not wake up the wife.
Hope he got pussy twice Tuesday morning.
A friend has a 28 lb cat that wakes him up by biting him on the nipple. He does not like it one fucking bit!
A single .22LR would solve his biting cat problem permanently.
LMFAO!!!
At what nkit? Nipple biting cat or TN’s final solution?
TN’s solution.
Ooh…that stings more than the bite!
I betcha Hank the praying mantis got laid that night.
Female praying manitis’ chew off the heads of their mates.
The female typically begins by biting off her partner’s head, and she works down from there. Incredibly, this comprises about 63 percent of the female’s diet during the mating season. Scientists have speculated that it’s a way for the female to record a quick meal at a critical point in her reproductive life cycle, but this claim has largely remained unproven.
…and now you know and should be very grateful that you’re not a male praying mantis.
Giving head has a whole different meaning in the praying mantis world.
He should have embraced MGTOW!!!
Ya, women just eat your heart out and take everything you own.
Thats why marriage is like a tonado.
It starts with a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.
tornado
thanks, you solved a great mystery..
But it was still a good comment.
Guy praying mantises get eaten after sex.
Never let the drunk guy open the champagne.
You’re fired.
Your topped yourself, nkit. This chick is uglier than the nappy headed ho’s of last week.
check me if I’m wrong but that’s a dude.
I did find one just for you varmint. I know you like them with a little meat on the bone.
Cowabunga, that’s a whole week’s worth of fun.
Now that’s just groady to the max!
Who buys something like that, puts it on, and says “oh yeah, that’s the look I was going for”? And what company makes something like that in that size without questioning their role in the decline of western civilization?
LORDY!!!!
My eyes!!!….My eyes!!!….
comment of the night…thanks
Have you ever questioned your role?
Modesty is best if you’re – to put this nicely – out of shape.
Round with flowing fat is a shape. Not one I particularly want to see on FF, but EC asked for it.
I said a little meat, nkit went passive aggressive with the response.
moi?
Nashville Tent and Awning
Disgustingly obese. Yes she is. Yet she has nice facial features and with the help of diet, exercise and if need be some surgery, she could become an attractive young lady. Mental state, I don’t know if she can be helped. Alas, compare her to a similar sized sheeboon and you can see the point I am making. Sheeboons are damn ugly and that’s why their niggers go after anything but them.
Tons of fun.
That’s the face I make no mater what I eat at McDonald’s.
Nice tits!
Dogs and tits..YAJ’s favorite things
Pick me! Pick me!
Not, it’s give me tit, give me tit.
shows that cats really are stupid and not just “mysterious”.. the cage door is open but it tries to climb through the bars.
I’ll ram him from behind for once!
liberal ramifications
Wow. Where is that video looped? Seriously.
Come with me to my yacht, he says. Yacht? Shitty sailboat, more like it. This is the most boring fuck of my life. I’m about to fall asleep . . . Oh, Cow doctor! You’re electrifying!
Shocking!
Every sailors worst nightmare!
St Elmo fired.
Was sailing back to Long Beach from Catalina when a rare summer thunderstorm caught up to me. I’m stuck 15 miles from shore in a boat that goes 5mph on a good day. The only thing I could think to do was tie some spare stays I had on board to the bottom of the 30′ mast and trail them into the water. Fortunately I didn’t have to find out how inadequate that would have been.
Seems like they could come up with some type of ground for such occasions, even if into the ocean itself.
Wow.
I prefer to think this sequence is a bit more heartening,
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IeKMExguhrw/XwwsGnLRGzI/AAAAAAABMyk/nUmWNWV6fKUfHKO8ztfPJpmPPIw5C2prACLcBGAsYHQ/s320/boat.webp
The fishing app really works!
SOMETHING smells fishy.
I wish fishing was that easy.
Celebrating TDS.
You’ll put your eye out kid!
Nope. Let her find out when she sees the photos posted on FB
Wearing a bra may have straightened that out.
Porky! Bad boy! Get back here right now or I’m having ham for dinner.
That dog is goin hog wild!
Don’t lose him where people are hungry. It’ll become bacon and ham real quick.
Hamming it up.
Don Koharski leads all NHL refs in goals, with one.
Don Cherry, “Ahw nuts”.
Hell yeah I wanna do that!
For anyone who thought women never invented anything useful . . . you were right.
Oh shit, now the mrs. can say “I only had one glass.”
she had to drink a case of that to get where she is
A way to avoid the new Fed guidelines on men and women only drinking only one glass of alcohol a day.
Mommies little helper.
What it’s like to be a rock skipping across the water.
That actually looks fun.
Hell yeah I wanna do that!
Tear down that statue! It’s white!
I love that guy. He does that in London and poses for photos and takes tips. Don’t know if that’s his only job. Vic Stefanu, in his tour videos, has several videos showing him in action.
You had one job!
had
He should lose points for doing the same aerial every time.
After that wine glass thingie above, I nominate this for the most useless invention on today’s FF.
That’s the exhaust, idiot!
Flaming enema.
Whoa…..A whole different kind of whatthefuck!
Use the premium for more horsepower.
Actually, if you live where there’s a lot of snow, it’s not a bad idea. It beats walking in snow shoes or with skis.
Just another one of those whatthefucks.
All in a day’s work for a dad.
I love toxic masculinity!!!
Great save.
So that’s why they call it goosing.
If that goose has enough money shouldn’t he be able to grab that girls pussy if he wants to?
I understand. I want to ram her, too.
“I only had one glass”
Aliens
They paid real money, to look like that…
And that’swhy you should wear a helmet.
How come you guys aren’t wearing masks?
Because they are not communists or slaves.
He’s probably not going to get lucky tonight.
It’s just as well. Probably riddled with STD’s.
Nonsense. That adrenaline high will last for days.
How to get rid of a bitch who asks too many questions.
Sparta?
I, i’m not sure…I think i changed my miii…nd!
Todays Classic American infrastructure.
Same thing happened to me last night when I tried to smell a pussy! Almost got my face ripped off too! C’est la vie.
When life hands you lemons…………
On the positive side, he hit the river. On the negative side, it’s 3 inches deep.
Fun at Darwin bridge.
Looks like he’s just warming up for the award competition
that had to hurt.
Awesome to watch but what posses someone to do that. And how do you get back up?
posesses
Viagra
Like a Boss!!!!!!
Ho Lee Phuck!
Now I know why he’s wearing compression leggings.
That looks like his moms basement.
That tis a awesome ghilli suit!
Be prepared patriots, libiots also have theirs.
14 words come to mind
Apparently he had to compensate for what he’s missing.
It would be fun to watch him run if my German Shepherds caught sight of him…
This stunning bridge was built entirely by white men. Tear it down!
That Russian has an awesome YouTube channel. That cougar is his house pet. I am puma on youtube
Famous last words: GET OUT OF THE TRASH!!!
In the words of Mick Dundee……Oooohhh shiiiiit!!!!
she’s in no position to run….think of the fun….
The new inclusive all-gender bathrooms.
I’m always looking for those in the mattress dept. Who would have thought to look in the plumbing dept.?
I just noticed they’re both wearing thongs. So not quite what I thought it was.
Yes, it’s a stunt at the Lowes potty display. You can see the boxes on the shelves behind them.
At Burning Man, they drain the port-o-potties every morning around 9am. You try to schedule your shits accordingly. Unfortunately for me I awoke at 4am with a powerful rumbling. I did my best to hold it in but soon learned there was no hope.
The best I could find was so full my frank and beans were about 2 inches above the sewage line. Nevertheless it was a glorious purge followed by much, much hand sanitizer.
You’re a sicko! And, you go to the Burning Man jamboree? I knew there was something weird about you.
You put hand sanitizer on your ass?
They’re really awsome on a job site in phoenix in July.
Boo yeah! That calls for a huge shit.
Mommy’s little badass gets all the pre-school girls…
Thats Fleabaggs pissed off
Growing up to be a real he-man.
Biden slides toward the election.
And nobody comes to save him from drowning.
China flu suit
If you gota be one be a BIG RED ONE
Can’t be Joe – this guy is sliding to the right.
Hooray!!! Basement Biden left the basement!!!
I don’t think that’s the way you’re suppose to get your nipples pierced…….unless you’re really into kink.
It could have been worse.
I hope Bob didn’t pay for those boobs. I hardly think they will qualify as a charitable donation.
Acupuncture treatment for small boobs.
I’d like to explain to her that the only way to remove those quills painlessly is to have me pull them out with my teeth.
Must be a lot of padding in there, or she would be screaming her head off.
Hope that’s a padded bra!
Iska’s bleaching appointment.
EC- Best laugh I’ve had all day!
The homosexual app was popular with the gay crowd
I wonder how the Mexicans in the trailer fared?
That’s not something that I needed to know…
I don’t know. I’ve had to wrestle out some knarley #2’s that I wasn’t quite sure was gonna make it.
They were told America would be heaven.
Oh shit. I’m late for my drop off…its faster by train.
God bless the guy with the torch
Yep, he’s a goner.
What in the world were they trying to do?!
You can set the bead on the rim that way. Some flammable spray shit plus a torch, and you are good to go. A pain in the ass job done in seconds, if it doesn’t go wrong and kill some people.
Too much accelerant in the tire.
My nephew ,at my brother in law’s tire shop, just about burnt his right arm off a month ago doing that.
It appears, unseize the retaining ring that holds the tire bead on the outward side.
Evidently the torch guy got unburned fuel inside the tire or most likely inflated the tire pressure above and beyond what was safe. Kablooey
Either way, the torch man is in the next continent over.
That’s Michonne of The Walking Dead
I investigated an accident where one of these big tires came apart and almost killed a man. The sledge hammer he was hitting the wheel with looked like it had 10,000 toothpicks for a handle and was about 20′ away.