Krystal Henderson, 29, and 7-year-old Oliver Hallam purchased takeout from a KFC branch in Killingsworth, according to the Express. At home, Oliver took a bite out of what he assumed was chicken, but recoiled seconds later. “He pulled it out of his mouth and when he did, it pulled away the batter – you could see the blue roll inside,” Henderson said, according to the Daily Mail. Henderson said that realizing Oliver had bitten into a paper towel was worse than if it had just been bad chicken.
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Maybe they could keep the mascot if they change their name to the Washington Blood-thirsty Savages?
As Chickasaw, I strongly suggest that henceforth, the Washington Redskins(?) will be known as: The Washington Weenies…
As a Cherokee, I think that’s an appropriate title.
And the American Indian gets fucked again. Social genocide?
I grew up listening to the Redskins on am radio while working in the yard with my dad. He called them the “Deadskins” since they were so terrible in the mid-60’s, despite having premier players like Sonny Jurgenson, Charlie Taylor, and Larry Brown. I got Bobbie Mitchell’s autograph once and kept it in my wallet for years into adulthood.
They have fallen so far…don’t think I’ll watch this year, or much, if any, of all NFL. Fuck ’em and their BLM kneeling.
Wrong color, wrong body part, but the point is there,
Her throat itches but she is afraid to go to the doctor. What do you do when your ass itches, Mixy?
Harvard said to include a photo with her application showing her participating in an activity related to her interests.
So…..what other skills do you have that might be helpful in our customer service dept.?
That’s just disgusting. Some things should be left in the bedroom, not on social media.
How much head would Kamala give if Kamala could give head?
Ask Willie Brown. She got ahead because she gave lots of head….and more. He’s already confirmed it.
Just go with the joke.
Head should have been ANAL. Cause that’s what this mealy mouthed tyrant has in mind for the plebs of the world.
HEAD – ANAL ; with her they are about the same. Stuff meat in – crap comes out.
Tom would likely not be happy with that parody….although Weird Al would love it.
Get that dog to the vet…needs anal glands cleaned.
Finally, democrats returning to congress.
relief sought.
an appropriate giffy comparison of how most middle class working stiffs feel coe April 17th.
Mixy itching his ass.
New definition of skid mark! I had an old yellow lab that would do that on the concrete. No problems with anal glands but she had terrible allergies and that’s where she itched. ?
7 dogs and only our last had anal gland problems. So thankful it was only one.
That’s why they’re called stinky-horned antelopes!
My, what a big dick you have.
Which reminds me of my ex GF, she was ugly as hell but she whispered those sweet nothings in my ear.
No one is looking at your dick honey.
We don’t have any here in the Antelope Valley. I was also disappointed by Cherry Valley.
Granny!
Ballast needed.
There are galaxies smaller than her.
Your Mama’s so fat she has small planets orbiting around her…..
I didn’t know there were tranny sumos.
My Bob would hit that.
Help…I’ve fallen and I can’t get up….
When she fell I thought Calif. got hit with the “Big One”.
This is not the granny porn I expected.
This woman needs a big yard and not a leash.
I used to be able to do that. Not anymore. 🙁
I’d still do that! Who cares about the age difference!?
Muscledawg, that’s not quite what I meant. 🙂
LMFAO!!!
Alphabet version
This is why we have a no nips rule. Let’s stick to females, Mix.
Agreed.
Reminds me of the “Little Rascals” when Darla moved into the neighborhood.
Miss Crabtree was hot.
Good video. Yep, and they were all in love with her. My favorite Little Rascal is Wheezer. I love how he made fun of Jack for being in love with Miss Crabtree.
Learn it now, kid. The rules are stacked against white boys.
Affirmative action in kids sports.
And that, my friends, is called commitment.
The parents in the neighborhood thought it a cruel joke that the Brown’s would name their kid Charles, until they saw him in action.
She’s a winner even if she comes in last.
Not one ex-boyfriend can last a minute in bed to this day.
Like Challenger, she is 60 seconds of pure bliss. What a ride.
wow
My wife thinks I went flaccid five years ago.
Where is the Mrs.? She usually keeps you in check on FF.
He went flaccid ten years ago, thank goodness my Kegels instructor helped me make the best of it.
my mom was a real estate broker & when i was 1st out on my own she sold a house 4 a couple in what i would guess was their early 60 s–it was the wife’s mothers house & it was beside their house–
mom took me by to see if i wanted to buy some of the furniture & we parked at their house–we went inside the couple’s house b4 going next door to see the furniture–the woman talked trash about him for 10 minutes straight–mom & i were aghast & embarrassed –the lady saw how we were looking at each other & said don’t worry b/c he’s nearly deaf so you have to yell at him,he can’t hear me–
he was going to take us over to the house where the furniture was & when we were about 1/2 across the yard he glanced back to be sure she hadn’t followed & then said,”let me tell you something,i hear every word that old bat says,she’s just such a …. that i started pretending to be deaf 20 years ago.”
+1000
That would’ve been even funnier if the box contained an anvil.
Or a bear trap set to go off.
Bezos would hire him in a heartbeat.
Moron.
Does DNC have a purple logo?
The crack of Dawn
She is ugly but there’s something about her that makes you want to be nice anyway.
Ever since I was 12, my favourite dinosaur has been the Megalomammary, and when I found out she’s a meat eater, I loved her even more.
She left a message on the phone, Bob. Call the free clinic.
“She’s got….huge….tracts of land…..”
Looks like my 110-pound sister-in-law before her breast reduction after her tremendous back pain started in her 30s.
I want to see his expression as he becomes Leroy’s bitch.
Oh, he’ll be smiling then.
Nice catch, “Well, lick her heart”.
Heart’s still there, guess I’ll lick it again.
For the Cow Doc and all men.
…and,
Said I was going to dump some fish pics. this week.
I hope you enjoyed it.
“ooooh….baracuda…”
Suckling striped bass, love the fish pics nkit, thanks!!
I’d grouper
Awesome, Mix. Very nice…
Mix-
That is one hellava full stringer this week. I’d like to try that fishing spot sometime.
What kind of fish is that barracuda in the red bikini holding?
Nice!
Would it be appropriate to say she is exhibiting a nice pair in two of those pictures. Of course, the first one ain’t bad.
Licky….I mean lucky fish!
Guess I’ll have to rub it with something to get that heart off.
That is so hot…makes me want to get a glass of water…..and then pour it on myself!!!
Well, at least the tie-downs worked.
OSHA approved.
DOT
She just melted all the ice cubes in my whisky.
I’m a big fan of artful sexuality.
Post two reds get one free.
Well…it least it passes the no nip rule.
That’s about as close as a snatch pic I’ve seen on TBP.
Rise Up, you tagged it.
Baby girl likes to hear “Good Girl” whispered in her ear.
True meaning; “suicycle”.
I would say this is leading up to something I have said on many occasions. If you drive fast enough, you can be the first one to the wreck.
Where’s the other one, a guy can starve with this skinny bitch.
If you were a prepper you would know how to ration your recourses. I’d never go hungry with her as the main course.
Resources!!! What a dumbfuck!
All-American girls are so beautiful!!!!
Great parking job!
Lo and behold! Here is an example of what I just said. If you drive fast enough, you can be the first one to the wreck.
Perfect job for immigrants.
Keystone found.
Plenty of replacements at the Home Depot parking lot.
Pre-moistened?
Reminds me of the song, Still Waters Run Deep. I mean deep. Balls deep.
Another one of those mythical gorgeous mermaids I keep hearing about.
I can tell from the table, she’s into midgets.
My kind of gal.
She needs to be collared.
She has beautiful, shiny hair.
Are those ferns between her legs?
Nope, palms. 🙂
Whose palms?
exactly.
Ah, now we’re talking.
Wonder what he looked like before he lost all that weight?
Fucking spelled it wrong, Mix.
“Formally Obese Negro.”
Ficks-tit four ya.
You really know how to hurt a guy. Leave the redheads, take the Calamari.
+100, my friend. memories. all good. say hi for me
Not that bad a film.
Faint praise for a great movie. Groundhog Day was also very good.
Give me some food bitch!!!
I tried this in my car, but it didn’t work. Also, there’s now one less old lady in the world.
Come, we go.
One of the best in a while nkit.
I hope her face is pretty because I can’t seem to raise my eyes.
Yes she does Bob! It is a perfect fit for the rest of her! She’s a 10 on my scorecard!
Very Selma Hayek-like.
BB King sings the synonyms.
Do not assume this pose in jail, Bob.
You made me cry with that one, nkit.
gif by “swooch”.
I like the more natural-looking photos rather than the apparently posed. Doesn’t matter if they’re nude or scantily clad, the more natural, the better. Artistically speaking, of course.
By the way, why don’t we ever see some men photos on here? There are real women here, you know. I don’t have the time to do it but it would be appreciated.
Are background toys in play?
Are foreground toys in play?
I’d like to teach her to play ball with cupids battering ram! Batter Up!!!
thine cups runneth over, sweet wench
It wasn’t till the hundredth time watching this I noticed how lovely her eyes are.
Come on!
Must be Miss Chernobyl, three years after.
Bob’s new girl was found in a cave.
Would you believe she’s a chiropractor?
me neither
No, but I’d believe she needs one.
That looks like death waiting to fall
The motorboat has sputtered and will no longer idle for some strange reason. Maybe too much choke?
Its just too much! yuk
Did they use helium or saline?
Bob: I always look at the eyes first; you know “the window to the soul”. If the door is shut, don’t worry about getting in. If the door is open but there’s no body home,it’s almost as bad. If the door is open and welcome mat is out, by all means proceed.
Are scissors in play?