Krystal Henderson, 29, and 7-year-old Oliver Hallam purchased takeout from a KFC branch in Killingsworth, according to the Express. At home, Oliver took a bite out of what he assumed was chicken, but recoiled seconds later. “He pulled it out of his mouth and when he did, it pulled away the batter – you could see the blue roll inside,” Henderson said, according to the Daily Mail. Henderson said that realizing Oliver had bitten into a paper towel was worse than if it had just been bad chicken.
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Kind of strange and funny at the same time…..?
Are we sure that shirt don’t say “HEMALE”? Now a days you never know.
I’ll take my chances
Oh…about that strange…..WOW!!!
Lord, have mercy!
What a fine, fine looking woman.
Low, long jaguar growl for that one, amigo. Damn.
Her legs can become a total ass!
sit on my lap and we’ll talk about whatever comes up.
Paralyzingly STUNNING!!! I couldn’t move for 7 minutes.
She’s got to be tired walking up those steps that many times.
I’d gladly carry her to bed for a “nap”.
Ok, I want that boat…I REALLY want that boat, you can keep the female, with that boat females are like fleas on a stray dog. Did I mention that I want that boat and…are men as easily captured with baubles as females are?
As long as the baubles are soft yet firm, the answer is yes.
Hint; material is fleeting, spiritual is where wealth lives.
Damn. nkit, you just can’t stop flaunting my favorite fantasy in my face.
Asian persuasions makin’ me wanna go bang bang
My second favorite fantasy……Smokin’ hot Asian chics. I Thank you. My libido thanks you also.
nkit has a fetish or obsession, either way, I’m in. Asian girls are hot.
I wish they all looked like that instead of the stick figures they truly are.
some Asians are uniquely beautiful..
YES!!!………Yes they are!!!
Later that day he choked to death eating a ham sandwich.
Daily life as a libiot.
When it rains, it pours.
Leftists were right (first time for everything). Stop lights are racist!
Libiots have libiot relatives.
K-A-R-M-A !!
I still want to suck it.
Figured you would ?
Medium rare
mashed potatoes
apple sauce
I’ll bet he didn’t survive
Sound: “Hold on hold on, let me get my gun”.
Imagine how hard I laughed at a similar situation, after I “showed” a guy my old double barreled 10 ga. navy flare gun. I didn’t have time to pull the trigger.
Looks like he missed. High to the left. Carjacker would have dropped right away if hit, but he’s able to stumble off.
Sound: “OK baby, hop on this gun”.
I……………………………Can’t………………………………….breath………………………………………..
Prep for a filling on A12.
Till that day I never knew it’s against the law to jack off on a vine.
I’m surprised you don’t have a garden full of these Bob.
I planted several but my wife got rid of them after she caught me fertilizing them.
Sucklefruit has been coveted for centuries.
Ugly abuse.
This kind of “HOT” leaves me speechless.
And shove this pic-a-nic basket up his arse, Yogi?
Damn straight. Polis the Polesmoker, the Governor here in Colorado, just mandate masks statewide. He also says that if you refuse to wear a mask you’re a “Selfish Bastard”. Kinda like a Deplorable. I’ll wear both labels with pride.
I can’t wear a mask, I’ve got pre-existing conditions.
I’m An AMERICAN!
His name has to be Bubba.
I’ll bet he has a stars and bars swim suit.
Gonna be a marine – Oorah
Don’t raise your son on shit beer dammit.
2nd on my bucket list:
I’ve GOT to visit Southeast Asia……soon!!!!
How Karens see corona.
How Karens see everything that worries them.
Welcome to my life.
There’s a permanent elephant fondling your balls?
Shh! My wife is sensitive enough about her weight.
That was Bob so many years ago. What happened to us, hon?
Damn them Asian hotties.
In your dreams….
In your dreams!!
Yes….I’m booking my flight now!
only in Russia
The ski jump works much better if you keep your skis on.
Works better if ramp is above the roof line too
Made in China
I’m not sure, but I don’t think that is how you work out on a tread mill.
Friends shouldn’t let friends jog drunk.
No segway needed, pure libiot.
OH!! So that’s how you stick a segway up your ass.
lawsuit!
Opa
I’ll bet that’s the hottest date she has even been on. Looks like he warmed her pants up real fast.
stop, drop and roll.. or just take your pants off quickly
Everybody should know by now you don’t run when on fire.
I’m not impressed till you can do this after your tenth beer.
Any sane man would retreat before this bunch.
Quick let’s go, here come all the white women.
How ’bout my six shooter?
Patriotic men are only as strong as their patriotic women.
…and the codegra.
Giving men a reason to fight for.
I want to know where she keeps her ccp.
For the win.
I’ve already admitted to being an ignorant fuck, however, I don’t get what the purpose of the belt is for.
Man, I don’t know about that second weapon. It has just about knocked her pants off. Must be a hard hitting son of a gun.
I suppose there is no need to point out these ladies fashion acumen in coordinating the gun/clothing colors. Nice. Really nice. Makes me want to go buy another gun.
That’s the whole purpose of the photos.
Makes me want to trade my ancient blunderbuss for a new 22.
I’ve had too much, I’m seeing double
I’m seeing quadruple. Or am I dizzy?
I like the one on the…
Battle of Britain was this Summer 80 years ago
To think the current generation won’t venture outside without a mask. We’ve let weak men and weak ideas govern us for too long. Globalism, multiculturalism, and progressivism—this new culture of hatred—have poisoned our society beyond hope of cure; we have to let the patient die, bury him, wash our hands of him, and start anew.
The people of this country have had life too good for too long. They have become spoiled children. If only they could see what the rest of the real world is like.
3 of the 6 who raised that flag on Iwo Jima died there.
My Dad was in an LST at the base of Suribachi when they raised the flag.
Men are like steel. If you want to make steel strong, put it under the stresses of a forge and pound it. If you care nothing about it, let it lay around on the beach and turn to rust.
British women delivered Spitfires from the factory. Here is one story.
The front door of Roy’s Last Shot…a little Biker Bar and Grill in the Colorado Front Range Foothills
11-3-2020, a future date in history.
Sure is looks funny but it’s invaluable at the midnight madness sales.
Is black Friday now racist?
Racist? It is now a celebration of muh diversity!
Found this on Bob’s Facebook Page
My porn name is Kickstand. I’m proud of doing my own stunts, but I have to admit when a fat woman’s involved I send in the double.
At least he’s not flaccid.
I thought Mrs. P said it was fartland?
Wish list as a lawn maintenance upgrade
Biden voter.
He could never fit his head up his ass with that thing on.
Small than 2 raccoons so it’s about right
Pilgrimage…there’s still beauty in this world, some times takes a little extra effort to find it
I never saw Brokeback Mountain, was it a good movie, CD? Did it have a happy ending?
I never watched it either. That’s me and my son across from the Mount of the Holy Cross. 5 mile hike with 3000 foot gain in elevation. Come on out to God’s country and try it.
Don’t worry. A huge shock is on the way, and not only for the Millenials
…along with everything and everyone he puts up his ass…
Thanks, Doc. This one is going into the permanent file.
The infamous “lady of the lake.”
“Watery tarts distributin’ cutlery is no basis for a system of government.”
“Just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me…”
Woman=nature
&f=1&nofb=1
I wish I were that lake right now… lucky lake.
Love a woman in a pair of Wranglers
But better when they out of a pair of wranglers
“You know, when you bend over I see every bit of Christmas. And when you bend back I’m looking straight into the New Year”