If racers knew what waited for them on the other side of that checkered finish line I don’t think they’d be in such a rush to get there.
Not sure if this dude is telling us to have sex with midgets or just doesn’t like them. Mixed signals here but I really don’t want to ask him to elaborate either.
What’s a king without his crown? Guy probably low key has a little bottle in that bag he’s sipping on too. Drink safely, shop safely.
I thought you were cutting the sleeves off to sew them onto the bottom of that shirt to extend it over your tire, but you kinda did a 180 on me and left me looking at your white-walls.
As if people needed an obvious reason for avoiding you.
Fill In The Blank: If your hidden treasure map has you at Walmart, then __________________.
I tend to try and look at things on the positive side. For instance, this would look hella intimidating if it were peeking out from a Gladiator Helmet.
It’s that new style called “make you fall into a seizure.” It’s super hot right now.
No pants, no problem…
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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No pants, no problem…that one got me.
How many kWh of whale blubber are contained between the waist and knee of that hambeast? The DoE needs to know.
No pants, no problem.
No mask, we kill you.
Priorities people!