MINAS TIRITH—Orcs marched on Minas Tirith this morning in a mostly peaceful protest.
The rioters marched for peace, justice, and love in a calm, peaceful, orderly gathering outside the city walls. The mostly peaceful protesters launched peaceful siege projectiles at the city and sent Nazguls to maul Gondorian soldiers in a demonstration of their love and tolerance.
“Everything is very calm, very peaceful here,” said a reporter from Gondor News Network. “It’s very tranquil.” Just then, an Oliphaunt charged right at him and flattened him into lembas bread.
Gondor’s government was criticized for “police brutality” when, after a long period of inaction, Rohan’s armies finally charged in to break things up.
“We were just peacefully protesting — Gondor had no right to peacefully protest back,” said one Orc. “Two of their agents were even having a contest to see how many of us they could kill — and they were killing the majestic, endangered Oliphaunts! I’m literally shaking right now.”
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These guys are great writers. Love it.
The MSM of today would call the French Revolution a Mostly Peaceful Protest.
https://www.ktvu.com/news/man-allegedly-pepper-sprayed-for-not-wearing-face-mask-in-socal
Admin, thanks for everything! The damn media keeps telling us not to believe our lying eyes. They share little of what the upper crust know and communicate among themselves. You have given us a place where we can exercise our first amendment right to point out the discrepancies, obfuscations and outright lies of the anti-crusties. Peaceful protests, my ass.
Next up will be an austerity program sold to the public as a means of providing sustenance to all. Food hoarding will be a social crime; forget that hummingbird pie if you didn’t bake enough for all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNDzAg6pKc
Beware the black man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle liar, for he is the harbinger of death.