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Woo Hoo. Best part of the week! Bring on the pictures folks. 🙂
You must be married if FF is the highlight of your week.
Taking off your ring doesn’t make you single, hon.
You know, dear, there was a tragedy on our wedding day that cast a pall over our entire marriage. You said, “I do.”
I was fifteen, I figured at thirty, you knew what you were doing.
I am and it is. A lot of the stuff on FF she really looks forward to me sending her at work. Kind of makes her day. Mrs.P sounds like a barrel of fun! LOL.
yes you are correct jaycee, we all enjoy the banter between Mrs whether married or not, it’s just hilarious! Toasts to both!
It looks like the Asian woman knocks the phone over the railing intentionally. It also looks like the victim twists her nipple good and hard.
I’m calling intentional nipple twist..retaliatory ..no foul…
Dylan just took first place in the 10th annual redneck games!
If I wonder what he stole does that make me racist?
No, just a keen observer of historical precedents.
Uh oh, the paternity test is back….
Now that’s the way to join a party! Just sayin…
I wish I could find the one with the kneegrow riding a small scooter, not watching where he’s going, then fucking SLAMMING into a pole. Laughed my balls off.
Next, the trebuchet.
Ummmmm…. no.
And waiters have the nerve to want $15 an hour.
Got it right in the end.
Dogs are great.
Wow..thanks..
My best day as goalie.
Now THAT is the definition of an heroic first responder.
Lotto ticket time
Not really. That is pretty much the only way to surf these monster waves. I gave him lots of credit, but he was there for the specific purpose of getting these surfers both out to the wave and safely away from the surf when the monster wave breaks.
“Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration don’t fail me now!”
I f*cking HATE Illinois Nazi’s!! LOL
Looks like another cat is coming up the stairs to. “Gonna be trouble….”
what kind of stand-off is that?
Camera person must have some awesome treats.
They all look like they want food to me.
It’s one big club, and we ain’t in it.
If the electricity ever goes out for good, I’d finally be grateful for my frigid wife.
QUICK!! Grab an extension cord and really teach her a lesson.
Kickass picture.
NBC: Covid-19 strikes again!
Caught Bob sneaking off with one of his therapists.
Dowent warry wer fiyn to dwive.
Mental note: never cheat on her.
She would be a first for you, Bob.
One for each testicle.
Lorena
Frontier Bris
Take up two parking places…And this is what you get…
Gal I once worked with, who scooped the loop as a teen, would perform key scratching on cars parked like this.
Comes loaded.
So do you, Bob.
California plates, natch.
Nudie, did you read my boss’ story about the time a dude parked too close to his corvette? He complained to the dude who kept on walking into the bar. My boss said he went to the john, grabbed some tp and climbed on the truck bed. he slid the sunroof open and took a dump into the dude’s cab, wiped and threw the paper in there also. The Italian Stallion had many stories of confrontations and fights.
Read the plate.
yup….got what he wanted.
Never leave popcorn on the dashboard of a car in the summer.
737Max passes flight test.
William Shatner’s past comes back to haunt him.
But wait until you see the pictures she got.
Why does this remind me of somebody with green eyes and red hair?
I don’t do frogs….you’re safe….
…and ready for action.
Let the craziness begin!
Ahhhh… What a nice place for a nice long nap.
A Venus Frogtrap?
….sorry.
Kermit bee’s in big do-do, me thinks…
That Blue Mercedes dragging the front wheel is throwing sparks right where the fuel lines run under the chassis and into the engine compartment. What fun.
Doesn’t that guy resemble Prince Andrew?
Some settling may have occurred.
Reminds me of Democrats pushing around Republicans.
Dressed like that, they are probably afraid he is a wizard.
I am on pain meds.
Then we expect some more comments even more absurd.
Thanks
I wish that I had a moat in front of MY house.
I hope the dog wasn’t hurt.
Got a great deal on sugar at Costco
Prankster with a knife behind him.
If she drowns I do not feel sorry for her.
F.F
There’s not a single guy in that boat who is getting laid again for at least 6 months.
I’m very sorry about your son, but on the positive side the species is better off.
In what twisted universe did he think this was going to work?
Nice face plant
Luckily, the ground broke her fall.
Replay halftime..
She looked ready to keel over before getting to the tape.
I didn’t need a replay. She definitely lost.
SAFE!!!!
I thought she might win the second time :/
nope..got smoked by a girl wearing jeans, a fashion hoodie and sandals. Must hurt twice as much
Their first race was a tie, this was their face off.
There’s fast and then there’s accurate.
Jim’s prospects as an Olympic diver seemed dim but we were careful not to discourage him.
This kid needs a pair of really good glasses. You know the ones that have coke bottle bottoms for lenses.
You’re showing your age.
In Bob’s hurry to get wet, he missed the mark.
Usually Big Red and Flea dancing around.
Why fat shaming is natural.
She was headed to the Olympics, but then a freak gaining 100 pounds accident happened.
Ignored the posted weight limit.
Only a 3.2 on the Richter scale.
Just because it worked in 1993 doesn’t mean it’ll work now.
Okay, Jim. Give it up already!
Blame the shoes!
At least doing something family oriented with the kid.
I can’t vote until I find out if he pulled off the flip or not. It looks like it could have gone either way.
Maybe bouncing off the wall saved him.
I don’t think so. The car driver and the guy getting out of the passenger’s seat might finish him off
I warned you not to hassle me about my mask.
Stay back 6 feet and you won’t have to worry about this.
Yea, just piss on you bitch!
Little kid doing his R. Kelley impression.
I’d prefer to see a picture of Bill DeBlasio eating a baseball bat.
Listen to me! Stay inside! Social distance! Wear a mask!
JUSTICE !
Well deserved.
a guy got himself killed at my granddad’s place once–he bought a horse from gramps & horsey didn’t want to go thru the chute into the truck–the guy knew better but got impatient & got into the chute w/a prod–
he took a kick right to his heart area & that was all she wrote–
Were there folks who got themselves killed more than once at your grandad’s place?
Yes, I’m a smartass.
ok isn’t that big,senor okie,why are you lost?
nope,he was the only one who died ,and he was smart enough to only die the one time–
are you ec,the grammar queen in drag?
Tampa, I’m lost because I’m from Oklahoma and married a yankee. Now I’m stuck living in the People’s Republic of Illinois.
Serves him right. Hope he lost all of his teeth and at least an eye.
Now, that is bad when you are not smart enough to ride in a rubber boat.
So what was the point of that?
Great switchup. Here’s a few more.
I once read that we think we see lightning strikes come from the sky and go to the ground but it actually begins at the ground and moves up to the sky. Anyone know if that’s true? One of Mr. Liberty’s GIFs looks that way.
Awesome.
Don’t worry, honey. It has a safety net; he’ll be fine.
The aliens decided they wanted to try out the trampoline.
Yeah, and I’d like to see how they intend to do that anal probe on it.
UFT – Unidentified Flying Trampoline
Somewhere a kid came home to a brand new trampoline.
Next time on Modern Marvels-Inventions Gone Wrong
Wow. That’s an awesome gale.
First time I have ever seen a puppy gang bang.
jeez, a harness and a puppy mob. Cat just having a bad day all around
I’m surprised the claws didn’t come out. That cat must be used to dogs.