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Crushed gonad flavor.
American
Doritos
Delusions of grandeur…
This pic reminded me of my Bob a long time ago. I thought the little guy could take on the world.
You mean my huge bone?
That day the dog found a dinosaur in the back yard.
I like that paintings, nkit.
Cow Doctor had to explain to his wife how he got splinters in his dick.
How’d you get a splinter dick, Bob?
You know that curvy oak tree in the back yard?
Assuming we want nonlethal means, yes. Also perfect for conveying the Democratic platform.
I think in the UK they had riots at one point, and someone converted that to slinging lit kerosene – quite effective.
Set up a battery of 500 surrounding D.C. and every state capitol. Broadcast legislative sessions on TV like on C-Span, and give folks an interactive button to fire them.
There’s already a battery of them surrounding D.C. …they’re all facing out!
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Just makes sure it stains and retains its odor – then it would be easy to pick up the “protesters” later.
Why I’m not gay.
I’ve worked hard at keeping him straight even if I get no respect.
Crazy, isn’t it?
What Colorado Governor calls his citizens
And they’ll vote him right back in.
Yep…that’s why I’m leaving as soon as I can.
That’s why I’m leaving Western MA, still crazy not like Boston and moving to SC. Next month. . You know real people, gun loving, fishing, women, beaches, regular folks. Counting down the days!
I welcome you to SC. It’s nice to know people who think like we do are moving to the state.
“Governor Polsucker”- what we call him.
I call him “The Polesmoker”
Gov Pole-ass
That face, again.
Every Single Time.
OH! A little history flash back. Did you know the first “opponents” of the fascists in Germany were the socialists who were backed by Russia? If you think about this for a while and remember who their backer are, a lot of things will start to make some sense.
She even made the banana come!
That’s not much of a surprise. Mine did too.
Looks like that banana has peyronies disease.
Works for me.
Don’t need any lawyers either!!
I didn’t buy anything because everything in the store smelled like shit.
It was your underwear, Bob.
Face diaper
Because banana republics arbitrarily enforce “laws”.
Why are foreign language ANYTHING printed? If you’re legally here, learn English. If not, then LEAVE!
Because somebody’s friend has the translation and printing contract.
The proper way to live…
Lucky dog
Who’s got the contact lens?
Wish I had thought of doing hat.
Motorcycle?? Where?
What’s that test about looking for the top of Lincoln’s head on a penny? Or, maybe I’m just getting confused about using another head when checking for depth.
I dunno…the eyebrows and makeup kinda make her look cartoonish.
Looks like it comes in a large plastic box. I mean if it actually does, I say great job Mr. manufacturer.
AOC’s success at crafting policy rivals Stalin’s success with communal farming.
And two cherries on top!
Since when does state have anything to do with trust?
Seems a lot of these girls have too much iron in their blood. Their hair is already beginning to rust.
I don’t remember Uncle Fester being that ugly.
And at least IT’s face was always covered.
…and Thing won’t come out of his box.
I guess life is harder for leftists.
Not these days it isn’t. Its much harder if you actually have a clue, are smart enough to get a job and be productive. The stupid people have the worthless criminals in government simply taking from the rest of us and giving to them so they never have to change their ways.
Husband: No, I’ll just count my blessings.
Supposedly handed out at the Denver and Aurora, CO protests
Conjured up by a raging, sky-screaming, public school graduate.
All I do is just shake my head. Don’t whether to laugh or cry…..
Gaurenteed???….HMM…
You missed the “racsists” and “nieghbors”. I’m sure according to them this is the “new” spelling”.
prosicution
That is a butt load of ignorant sluts.
Actually the last statement pretty much sums it all up.
Based on the way they spelled ‘guaranteed’, they could probably use some of that free education. Or perhaps they already had free education and therein lies the problem. Remember whatever is free for one is stolen from another in some way…
of course….they are assuming the morons can read and actually process thoughts
“Join us or die” I’ll die surrounded by a circle of expended brass!
Too bad the one’s they’re handing them out to can’t read past the fourth-grade level.
I know, right.
Do these Apaches shoot arrows?
Yep…hellfires
Don’t forget their stingers.
Yes, broken arrows!
(That’s mil-speak for lost, misplaced, or stolen nukes)
I’m sorry.I can’t help it. It would have been better if it was………you’re.
Yeah, hard to enjoy a meme created by a moron.
Ohhh..fuuuuuu…dge.
The Mustang was a better aircraft.
Chuck Yeager is credited with shooting down the first german jet in one of those beauty’s. My all-time favorite plane.
That was his 5th shoot down that day.
Second that. Got to fly the P-51 Mustang
“Crazy Horse” in 1992.
You lucky dawg!
We need way more of this.
And these clueless fuckers want a revolution!!
This one’s for HSF
“I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” — George Washington
last fall the last surviving tree that was planted at mt vernon by g washington fell over in a storm–
a few days ago a ceremony was held on the grounds & then a portable sawmill was brought in & it was turned into lumber to be used around mt vernon–
They should have made bats out of it and gone on a beating spree at the Capitol.
And by pretending to be emperor and putting down the “Whiskey Rebellion,” he made being on his farm and whiskey distillery later on, that much more lucrative.
Not if she’s married to you she won’t.
Right…she’ll make YOU, a sandwich.
Dress for survival.
You should see the tunnel!
After Jamal peacefully protested at Walmart.
Nice packing!
is that Granny up at the top??
Everyday sight in San Diego,Mehico Norte.
“Revolution”? I doubt she could figure out which end of the gun you look into when you shoot it.
Kelly’s Heroes – great movie
I can’t see the forest for the teats.
A Veloci…Oh, there it is…
That’s trouble, right there!
The IQ of an average African American is less than 85…If you need proof, look at these “Trained Soldiers”…
It bears repeating…….And these clueless fuckers want a revolution.
Oh yeah…….Eve reincarnated. What purrrfection.
The mask would be as successful stopping the ocean as stopping the virus.
Wait! My tongue was made for this.