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Oh..wait! MY tongue WAS made for this!!!
Now, to be upfront.
Covid was designed for you, so shut up and catch it already.
At least the folks at ACME were privately funded.
At least it has air conditioning.
And a satellite dish.
The wing does it for me…
I wouldn’t think you would want to increase the downward force on that anymore than it already is.
You know exactly why we voted down.
Just follow in’ the rules ?
Chet Atkins’ granddaughter.
A country gentlewoman…
Yep, I’m thinking country.
OOOOOOOHHHHH yep!!! Me too!!! Thanks Mix.
Really makes me thing about “strumming the strings and fingering the frets”.
Shorts and motorcycles DO NOT MIX WELL!
Nor does following loaded trailers and trucks too closely.
Yep, road rash deluxe.
The boater actually sped up!
damn straight he sped up,wouldn’t you if you were about to get a ticket & a lawsuit?
actually,the whole line of traffic seemed to speed up,i doubt he knew what happened unless somebody caught up to him & flagged him down–
I will never eat them again.
I’ll eat one and kiss you after. I can make it come too.
Here’s to Bob’s dick!
They’ve all seen Bob’s dick in the glory hole.
Based on the Blonde on the right I didn’t know it was time time to celebrate Lingerie St. Patrick’s Day already.
She’s got her pasties already for Sturgis.
Do I see pasties on the right?
Thankfully most robbers can’t read, and the mere sight of a dog scares them.
I used to have big dog house as a deterrent.
Pet me please,,,he,he,he
You know it.
Just remember to change it every seven thousand miles or at least two times a year.
Right, sir. Your headlights are a quart low.
Some odd-looking redheads today.
Turn down the lights & you’ll be OK.
I would “odd” this beautiful red all night long.
What a gorgeous landscape!
Looks like the moon
Landscape like that usually means you’re in glacier territory. Probably above timberline. Guessing she’s a wee tad chilly. Just guessing.
Guess we did a frontal to just confirm. Just Science research, I swear.
What the mars rover is really looking for (not that we have actually landed anything on mars).
Nipples not ok…….labia ok…….?
I’d like to have my sight on her.
Nice shoreline.
With just a hint of thigh gap….yeah.
Looks like an episode of “Naked and afraid.”
She doesn’t appear to be very “afraid”.
Some of Bob’s little girlfriends couldn’t find their ass using both hands.
So Mrs.P – Are you saying she is not one of Bob’s girlfriends because she found her hot sexy ass using both hands and therefore she is still available?
She’s still looking for it. Bob’s the same way, all this hotness at home and he goes out looking for young girls.
Am I the only one who noticed that rock in an odd place for this to be a woman?
Humor break.
– Got milk?
– Smells like cheese down here.
World-class beauty. No gender mixup involved. Boys have penises, girls have vaginas. I know what she has, and I’d like to borrow it.
I know some people might disapprove but when I take the chain off her she runs away.
I wonder what would make her want to run? Bob?
Is that why you chain me to the bedpost Friday nights?
I think I just found out what “love” feels like…….OMG!!
As long as this one isn’t actually a communist in real life, I’d go for it.
“… black eyes… like a doll’s eyes…”
Woodland Sprite
Beauty so devastating, there are no words,
The woodland sprite, has taken my breath away
The protector of all that wanders into the trees
She brightens the darkest night and all the day.
Oh my, how such a delight can be as she is.
Her glow radiates through the vast woodlands,
Bringing color and elegance to natures creatures,
She has the touch of life and love in her hands.
This woodland sprite does not ponder beauty,
With every breath she exhales it through the air
She creates the lavish lavender lust of life,
That we see each time we traverse through her lair.
Oh, for one chance to kneel in her presence,
To honor her, to cherish her, to feel the revelation
She is one of the Lords special creations to preserve life
Yet her beauty is still a man’s weakness for temptation.
I agree. And they should have released Charles Manson 30 years ago and sent them all to the front lines against enemies of the US. They know how to kill people without mercy, stole that from another publisher from years ago. Who knows better than them, what to do and how to execute people and eliminate? Again just sayin…
Release Manson and turn him loose at the CA state capitol building.
It’s at the back of the fridge. Keep looking.
Looking for the sausage??
Is the fridge bare too?
Reminds me of the story I wrote about a guy who came home early and mistook his sister-in-law for his wife.
A beautiful blonde, room for 2 more?
Could be a dude
I was thinking the same thing. No real waist/hips.
Acquired from this years Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition…y’all could be right.
You should know better than to do that. No nipples, no labia, and no SI anymore (old ones ok).
Men have a mental template of the female form. Here, the hips are too narrow and the torso is too long. There is no breast cushion under the arms. Despite the exaggerated daintiness of the hand gestures, the hands and feet do not convince me. The arms and calves look masculine; the calves should be fuller, shorter. The hair is also masculine, a female’s hair at that age would be shinier, fuller, brimming with estrogen; bouncy and not clumpy like dude hair. If CD pulls this shit again, we should throw him a necktie party.
Only in a prosperous world would someone take the time to create worn looks on something and then be able to charge more for the effort.
Oh, and nice boobs.
I’d fish that with a motorboat!
Storms a comin’ folks…Semper Paratus
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