Prank with Governor of Oregon Kate Brown

Submitted by RiNS

Russian pranksters Vovan and Lexus spoke to the Governor of Oregon Kate Brown, where there are violent protests by demonstrators now. Pranksters discussed cooperation between the state and Ukraine: the purchase of leaky sneakers for the army, a plane with drugs, a meeting with the Mayor of Springfield Quimby from the Simpsons, as well as the imminent wedding of Governor Brown and the Ukrainian President.

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10 Comments
hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
August 4, 2020 6:22 pm

She looks just smart enough to pilot the Lancome counter at Jordan-Marsh.

Always the bridesmaid…

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  hardscrabble farmer
August 4, 2020 10:03 pm

Yet Auntie thinks it too dowdy for a fine French luxe product line. Éclat, élan, raffiné are some of the attributes of the sophisticated woman who might use Lancome.
Communist, Antifa and BLM sympathizer, not so much.

Is Jordan Marsh still in business?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Auntie Kriest
August 4, 2020 10:29 pm

Aren’t you amazed I knew what Lancome was? I would have put that little upside down v thingy they use over the O if I knew what it was.

I think I pulled Jordan Marsh out of my memory file circa 1985.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  hardscrabble farmer
August 4, 2020 10:34 pm

Jordan-Marsh, holy shit you are dating yourself HSF. Howz the fish thingy going? Would like to check it out.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  hardscrabble farmer
August 4, 2020 11:50 pm

She doesn’t have the class for that and she really doesn’t have the smarts either. Sales requires a few skills, all she seems capable of is parroting the script handed to her.

musket
musket
  hardscrabble farmer
August 5, 2020 11:02 am

Or at least the house keeping cart….

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
August 4, 2020 10:25 pm

The only reason she is governor is that a real governor, John Kitzhaber, let his little head do his thinking (his girlfriend was corrupt and dragged him down). This dolt, Kate Brown who was Lt. Governor, replaced him. Her only claim to fame is she is in the pocket of the unions. Of course, in Oregon, being in the pocket of the teachers and public employee unions guarantees your re-election.

Glock 1911 M1A .308
Glock 1911 M1A .308
August 5, 2020 8:05 am

If its Brown, flush it down.

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
August 5, 2020 10:20 am

I lived in Oregon for a couple of summers, spent the winters south in CA and AZ. All these western states have the same types of populations:

1. all are on 2nd or 3rd marriage, they count the number of washers and dryers they bought, to recall how many divorces

2. all of them appear happy, all the time, which is a different way of saying: they are all fakes to a certain degree. you simply can not count on them, you can’t make plans as “something came up”, it is really hard to establish long term friendships with flakes.

3. they are all on drugs, either recreational, or pharmaceutical, which probably explains #1 and #2

of course, I may be generalizing, but, I would never fit on the west coaster, with my east coast value system, (behaving like an adult)

musket
musket
  Anonymous1
August 5, 2020 11:04 am

I’ve a close pal who retired in Eugene and every time he leaves the house he calls it “going outside the wire”……