A Week of Wonders and Marvels

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

Don’t the Democrats know that we can do better than mail-in voting? How about a national show of hands? Say, around four p.m. on Tuesday, November 3 — just after lunch for west coasters and after nappy-time back east? Ready, set… hands up (don’t shoot!). Or maybe just a voice vote: all in favor of blank, say aye…. Wouldn’t that be the most heartwarming moment since Michael Jackson led the all-star chorus of We Are the World?

I’m struggling to understand exactly how the Dems put over the idea that voter ID amounts to voter suppression. I suppose it’s just another instance of the old Joe Goebbels principle that says if you repeat a big lie enough times, people will take it for the truth. The nation used to be immune to these assaults on reason and decency so easily employed by despotic regimes in foreign lands because we were able to watch their insane antics at a comfortable remove. But now that the Dems have gone full Orwell here, you see how easy it really is to bamboozle the home-folks. War is Peace… Freedom is Slavery… Diversity is Uniformity…Vote early and often…and all that.

Traditionally, in New York State, one registers to vote. You sign a document and submit it to the local Board of Elections. This has long been regarded as a logical and necessary obligation of citizenship, like registering a car or a deed to property. On election day, you go into your polling place, and the volunteer officials open a big book of alphabetized names… and, voila, there you are, along with a record of your signature, going back all the elections you have lived in that voting district. You are who you claim to be, and you get to vote… once.

Through the eighteen four-year election cycles I’ve lived through, nobody objected to this until very recently, when the Democrats realized that the more than ten-million illegal immigrants they had jammed through the border could be enlisted in service to the Party’s elections. In states controlled by the Democrats, like California, it works like a charm to ensure one-party rule — and then one-party rule works like a charm to bankrupt and destroy the state in a feeding-frenzy of “entitlement” freebies. And now they seek to use the same method to destroy the nation as a whole.

In New York’s June 23 primary this year of corona virus, 21 percent of mail-in ballots in New York City were invalidated by the Board of Elections for arriving late, lacking a postmark, or a voter’s signature, 84,000 in all. Reminder: this is a country that used to send officials like former president Jimmy Carter around the world to instruct “less developed” peoples in how to hold a fair election. Perhaps Cameroon and Tajikistan can send some counselors to North Carolina now.

The object of this new scam, apparently, is to so severely cripple the vote-counting process that the hopelessly botched election will be thrown into the House of Representatives, where a Democratic Party majority can see to producing the correct outcome. There are a few things possibly wrong with this game-plan. One is that the Democratic Party candidates might lose despite massive voting fraud, since most of the fraud will be perpetrated in states that are expected to go blue anyway, namely, California, New York, and New Jersey. A more ominous outcome might be that they will ignite Civil War 2 with this final of a long series of insults to common decency against their political rivals, most particularly the four-year seditious coup to overthrow the winner of the last national election: RussiaGate, MuellerGate, UkraineGate, et cetera.

Nancy Pelosi has called Congress back from its campaign recess, to convene next Saturday after her party’s nominating convention, to try to lay whatever groundwork she can to use the mail-in vote controversy to invalidate the election. This assumes that the Dems can get through their convention without some humiliating crack-up — for instance, if enough delegates break through the Emperor’s-New-Clothes wall-of-silence that has protected their mentally incapacitated putative nominee, Joe Biden, so far, and just…say…no.

Sometimes in US history, party conventions go their own way, despite the best-laid plans of party bosses. William Jennings Bryan, age 36, hijacked the 1896 Democratic nomination with his rousing “Cross of Gold” speech. In 1912, a fracas between the forces of incumbent President Taft and former President Teddy Roosevelt provoked TR to break away and run on a Progressive Party ticket. (Taft and Roosevelt split the vote and Woodrow Wilson was elected president.)

Such a brawl hasn’t happened lately, as the convention formalities ossified, and became a largely ceremonial confirmation of the primary election process. But the dodgy primary victory of Mr. Biden — especially the Super Tuesday vote that mysteriously elevated him from the crypt of loserdom to a triumph of the undead — was itself probably an act of DNC-sponsored voter fraud. And since that business was all seemingly settled, Mr. Biden has gone on to demonstrate a gift for falling on his face whenever they dared to trundle him out of his fabled basement.

And so today, the Democrats’ janky-ass Zoom national convention opens in Internet Nowheresville and Gawd knows what virtual shenanigans may be in store, since the stage is set for all manner of spoofish fakery. If it comes down to it, Mr. Biden’s acceptance speech is certain to be a marvel of pre-recorded post-production wizardry. They won’t dare allow him to do it live, al fresco. But they’ll have to tell the viewing audience that the speech was pre-recorded… and if they don’t, you can be certain the fact will come out pronto… and when it does, that may be enough to sink the fake candidacy of the old grifter from Scranton.

Meanwhile, what’s going on in the Clintons’ Chappaqua castle keep? Surely a lot of vodka guzzling, but what else? Are instructions emanating from there? Or threats? Rumor is that designated vice-president candidate, Ms. Harris, was installed at HRC’s insistence. Are we coming to that magic moment when She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Thwarted-Again kicks doddering old Joe to the curb and swoops into the top spot on an all-gal, women’s suffrage centennial edition, can’t-lose ticket? I can’t stand the suspense.

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15 Comments
oldtimer505
oldtimer505
August 17, 2020 10:17 am

Welcome to the new business and moral code; Lie, Cheat & Steal. Sorta reminds yah of an old 3 stooges skit.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  oldtimer505
August 17, 2020 10:55 am

Remember the Stooge law firm? Will, Cheetham & Howe. They are still in business no doubt.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  Harrington Richardson
August 17, 2020 8:49 pm

Dewey… first partner, no?

William Williams
William Williams
  oldtimer505
August 17, 2020 11:36 am

After all, there is no controlling legal authority.

realestatepup
realestatepup
August 17, 2020 10:55 am

Watching any of this makes me seriously wonder how anyone, anywhere, can watch any of this, and think this is a fabulous set of people to vote into running our country.

Joe Biden is the guy on the nightly news who escaped the nursing home and is found wandering the streets in a ratty bathrobe. People who have known him for years sigh and scratch their heads at the sad mental decline of the Biden Pater familia. Good Ol’ Joe was wicked good at planning kick backs and board seats for his spawn, who, like many rich spawn suffer from entitlement and ennui and crack and have a penchant for women named Misty and Amber.

Kamala Harris is a screechy, preachy, human tick of a person who has the talent to glom on to whatever or whomever can get her where she wants to go. She has apparently had some anticipatory Botox but I don’t think she should have had it done at the strip mall place. With a coupon.

Nancy Pelosi’s reset button is stuck and you can actually hear the gears catch and grind when she speaks. For god’s sake, can someone hit the space bar or spray some W-D 40 in her ear? She is the human equivalent of the blue screen of death.

AOC is the nightmare college girl we all went to school with. All through school she was “Sandy” because she didn’t want to embrace her “Latin Heritage” and wanted to be accepted by all the pretty fun white sorority sisters. That didn’t work out quite the way she planned, so post-college reinvents herself as some kind of Spanish Che Guevara. Sorry the white girls didn’t like you “Sandy”.

“High Pants” Nadler honestly, truly reminds me of Wimpy from the old cartoons. How does one decide that pants need to go up that high? Does this man have no one in his life to take him aside and say “Jerry, you look like a rodeo clown, you need to do something about the pants. It’s actually distracting”

Mr. Shiff. Good Grief, has there ever been in history a sweatier, bug-eyed villain? I mean the man literally looks like he is incapable of telling the truth. Reminds me of the unmasked Baron Von Rotten/Judge Doom character from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. They even sound alike.

Then we have Madame Clinton, otherwise known as the Queen Lich of the Democrats. Her Dracula-like castle of pain and sorrow out in Chappaqua has black out shades as we all know these, ahem, creatures are vulnerable to sunlight.

She plots and plans with The Emperor, also known as George Soros, he of the melting wax face and money machinations.

These motley crew of characters are so cartoonish, so bumbling, it is amazing that anyone, anywhere, doesn’t just break down in utter laughter to the point of crying every time they come on TV.

musket
musket
  realestatepup
August 17, 2020 11:43 am

Hey Pup……

That is a wonderful compilation of the garbage thingy going on in lefty land……However, could you please characterize the slimy reptillian Eric Swalwell for us? He needs to be on that roster somewhere.

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
  realestatepup
August 17, 2020 2:21 pm

>Jerry, you look like a rodeo clown

100+

never in my entire life, have I despised these cartoon democrats in Congress, none of them have any moral principles, or basic human intelligence.

They are a mindless conglomerate of mediocrity.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  realestatepup
August 17, 2020 8:53 pm

You forgot Evil, Pup. Plain Demo(n)crat, devilish Evil.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  realestatepup
August 19, 2020 4:40 am

Jerry Nadler looks like Fatty Arbuckle. Though I believe Fatty Arbuckle was actually not guilty of the crime attributed to him.

Look up Fatty Arbuckle online. The below article describes the crime but doesn’t have a good photo of Arbuckle wearing his high pants.

https://www.factinate.com/people/facts-fatty-arbuckle/

Tr4head
Tr4head
August 17, 2020 11:16 am

“Perhaps Cameroon and Tajikistan can send some counselors to North Carolina now.”

Cooper is in the fabled basement too. Good one Uncle.

Craven Warrior
Craven Warrior
  Tr4head
August 17, 2020 1:32 pm

I don’t know if we will make a difference but I will vote against Comrade Cooper even if I have to mail it in. Of course, we don’t know who’s counting the ballots. Personally, I could be amenable to voting for him for garbage collector however. Nah, bad idea. He would find some way to cock that up too.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 17, 2020 1:34 pm

The brain dead lead by the Brain Dead and I don’t mean this figuratively.

Yahsure
Yahsure
August 17, 2020 10:22 pm

My teenage son told me Biden was leading in the polls, so I asked who did the poll? CNN was his reply.
I pointed out that polls can be bent to push the pollster’s wishes. I told him that two issues stick out with me. Guns and abortion. The Democrats fail these two issues. Then I told him to look for anything good the Democrats offer. Plans? Ideas? and we’re supposed to believe they lead in the polls.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 17, 2020 10:55 pm

Does anyone want to bet that Dirty Finger Joe Biden will be out by Thursday? If it happens, the presidential candidate will be (pick one):
1) John Kerry
2) Old Folks Concentration Camp Cuomo
3) Hillary and Bath House Barry