PEAK IDIOCY

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Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
August 18, 2020 1:58 pm

Beam me up, Scotty.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg

Two-
You beat me to it. lol

Neuday
Neuday
August 18, 2020 2:09 pm

Can I get one with dark tint and a built-in pillow in back?

BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO
BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO
August 18, 2020 2:25 pm

Liberals will skip down the road to “Idiocracy ” wearing that plexiglass mask .

Then again with AI and facial recognition maybe that isn’t such a bad idea. I’ll have Brad Pitts face covering the front of mine .

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
August 18, 2020 3:37 pm

The Fucking Imbeciles are working hard toward the climax of “personal protective equipment” headgear and full body suit for the never-ending plandemic:
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musket
musket
  Auntie Kriest
August 18, 2020 5:32 pm

She’s a front page lock on the next Sport Illustrated Swimsuit issue!

Glock 1911 M1A .308
Glock 1911 M1A .308
  musket
August 18, 2020 10:09 pm

not black enough and not fat enough.

BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO
BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO
  Glock 1911 M1A .308
August 19, 2020 6:33 am

If she/it has a dick she’ll be on next years cover

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
August 18, 2020 4:11 pm

Product label disclaimer:
Do not wear this device outdoors, when there is a chance of rain, or you will risk drowning.

when the rain starts, we suggest you add our new improved “roof top” plexiglass pitched roof lid add-on, with integrated gutters.

Some Dude
Some Dude
August 18, 2020 4:40 pm

You know, I’ve been saying for months now that somebody better be going to jail over all this crap at some point. But with government hacks and True Believer citizens doubling down on this insanity with every passing week I’d say jail isn’t enough. No. The people responsible for this hysteria over a wildly over blown and exaggerated Chest Cold need to Hang! Publicly!!! These bastards need to be made an example of to any more budding young wannabe tyrants. The conspirators should be dealt with swiftly and viciously.

Frank
Frank
August 18, 2020 5:20 pm

Time for a sing-a-long: “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Frank
August 18, 2020 8:05 pm

You know you know you know , , ,

MistahShift
MistahShift
August 18, 2020 5:37 pm

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows you can get an auto-darkening welding helmet at Harbor Fright for about 45 bucks. Not only will that protect you from covid spittle, it will deflect small projectiles and block nuclear blast flash as well.

theOtherDan
theOtherDan
  MistahShift
August 18, 2020 6:43 pm

BONUS: and you can watch the next solar eclipse

Warren
Warren
  MistahShift
August 18, 2020 6:46 pm

Might pick up a couple and toss them in with my mopp gear

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  MistahShift
August 18, 2020 8:44 pm

Mista.
What about those hi power flashlights. Do you think they react in time to lessen the blast. I read that the antifa goons are using them on cops.

Steve
Steve
August 18, 2020 5:37 pm

That helmet thing is a great start but needs some improvement.
I suggest a simple port design addition so you can spray an insecticide directly into the helmet while still wearing it to make sure that deadly Covid bug is killed.
Ya can’t be too safe out there.

e.d ott
e.d ott
  Steve
August 18, 2020 7:19 pm

A lot of insecticides contain compounds that act as mild nerve agent. A good dose of hornet or wasp spray in the face and eyes will eff a fool up pretty hard.
Surprised the street idiots protesting out there haven’t gotten a dose of “poor man’s nerve gas” yet.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Steve
August 18, 2020 8:46 pm

Steve
Do you think they will protect against those swarms of the dreaded Murder Hornet? I used to be able to outrun them.

Steve
Steve
  Fleabaggs
August 19, 2020 9:01 am

Flea,
God dam, I already forgot about the wasps……BONUS use….thanks

nkit
nkit
August 18, 2020 5:40 pm

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theOtherDan
theOtherDan
  nkit
August 18, 2020 6:46 pm

tunes man… not as good as your FF pics but … tunes –

mark
mark
  theOtherDan
August 18, 2020 7:22 pm

OtherDan the man!!!

That was 1000+

nkit
nkit
  theOtherDan
August 19, 2020 12:14 pm

Excellent, OtherDan!!!

mark
mark
  nkit
August 18, 2020 7:25 pm

nkit,

That was 999+ (OtherDan just edged you out.)

nkit
nkit
  mark
August 19, 2020 12:15 pm

I’ll take it, Mark…

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
August 18, 2020 6:35 pm

Peak Idiocy meet peak insanity. Here’s what’s happening in your neck of the woods.
Tuckers rant.

theOtherDan
theOtherDan
  Fleabaggs
August 18, 2020 7:21 pm

FB,
“server not found” – color me shocked!

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Fleabaggs
August 18, 2020 8:49 pm

speaking of the innocent being beaten,within the last 6-12 months,there was a story posted here about the old man at a fair in maryland who was beaten to death by some angry utes–
2 have now been convicted 4 his death–the sentence,drumroll please,
ANNGEREFFINGMGMT IS ALL THEY GOT 4 DELIBERATELY KILLING AN OLD GUY–

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  TampaRed
August 18, 2020 10:12 pm

Pretty pathetic.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TampaRed
August 19, 2020 8:24 am

His family should take cold covert vengence

Warren
Warren
August 18, 2020 6:44 pm

Child abuse

ottomatik
ottomatik
August 18, 2020 6:55 pm

While I agree with the idiocy in the title, the Peak component has me worried as being inaccurate.
Once a certain level of idiocy is achieved it expands exponentially, ever greater “Peaks” occur until it ends.

theOtherDan
theOtherDan
  ottomatik
August 18, 2020 7:24 pm

it goes asymptotic

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  ottomatik
August 18, 2020 7:50 pm

Indeed. It goes viral.

Uncola
Uncola
August 18, 2020 7:48 pm

Like I said. They’re just f*cking with us now.

SlickWilly
SlickWilly
August 18, 2020 8:03 pm

I hope all these companies profiting off this scam all get the AIDS. I walk into my local hardware and masks and sanitizer are piled up near the checkout–> AIDS for you! Even online car stereo stores are advertising masks–> AIDS for you!

niebo
niebo
August 18, 2020 8:19 pm

Why am I reminded of Vonnegut’s “Harrison Bergeron”?

Pretty soon, in addition to goggles, masks, and upside-down terrariums on our heads (to make us all equal-ish), concrete blocks on ankle chains will be mandatory for anyone who ever held a job.

TampaRed
TampaRed
August 18, 2020 8:52 pm

meanwhile back at the wuhan ranch,unmasked public pool parties are the order of the day–

https://www.investmentwatchblog.com/wuhan-pool-party-shows-china-is-over-the-covid-19-lockdowns-the-rest-of-the-world-not-so-much/

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
August 18, 2020 10:06 pm

Why is the kid made to wear a mask with her shield yet the teacher doesn’t have to? That makes no sense.
The best thing that’s happened in this plandemic is kids aren’t in public schools. I say keep the schools closed.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Vixen Vic
August 18, 2020 11:03 pm

Too late, schools are open here. I figure they’ll stay open long enough to justify grabbing the tax monies and then shut down for the third Covid wave….it is the third now, right?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Vixen Vic
August 19, 2020 2:14 pm

Defund teachers unions

Glock 1911 M1A .308
Glock 1911 M1A .308
August 18, 2020 10:08 pm

Of the morons, by the morons and for the morons. People gulping down their own enslavement and subjugation like a thirsty mare at the water trough.

ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
August 19, 2020 2:22 am

Peak idiocy?
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old white guy
old white guy
August 19, 2020 7:03 am

People get dumber daily. Any moron who knows anything about a virus would know that neither a mask nor a moronic plastic shield will prevent the spread of a virus.

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
  old white guy
August 19, 2020 10:10 am

The idea “they” are pushing is that we are all dirty animals that roll in our own feces, and for this we need to be modified, shielded from, and socially isolated

The social distancing is really a form of psychological torture, with 2 purposes:
1. break down the bonds between people, isolate them, make them weak
2. prevent groups from organizing an effective opposition to the insanity that has taken over most of this country and the western world.

Materialism has replace the previous value system that was the foundation of this country,
we have become morally bankrupt, because we are too fucking comfortable.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 19, 2020 8:19 am

The virus cannot enter from the open top. Dr. Fauci said so

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
August 19, 2020 2:04 pm

Will it sheild your ears when you shoot your gun?