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49 Comments
lamont cranston
lamont cranston
October 3, 2020 7:16 pm

Yup. And pop top bracelets for chicks.

Shooting a beer with a pop top was the cat’s ass.

Duck N. Cover
Duck N. Cover
  lamont cranston
October 3, 2020 8:11 pm

Pop tops are newfangled. We carried church key openers on our keychains.

Georges S
Georges S
  Duck N. Cover
October 4, 2020 12:14 am

I still have one of those somewhere in the car

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Georges S
October 4, 2020 5:44 am

What are you driving Geo? A ’56 DeSoto firedome?

Georges S
Georges S
  Muscledawg
October 4, 2020 9:42 am

If I told you you wouldn’t believe me

glock 1911 M1A .308
glock 1911 M1A .308
October 3, 2020 7:17 pm

Yep. A mess of spam cans when I was a kid. And Crisco. And who knows what else. In the last two decades, only 7.62×39 and 5.45×39.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  glock 1911 M1A .308
October 4, 2020 5:44 am

Don’t forget about coffee!!!!

javelin
javelin
  Muscledawg
October 4, 2020 7:31 am

and cans of corned beef

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  glock 1911 M1A .308
October 4, 2020 11:53 am

I’ve opened spam cans of M2 Ball a time or two to feed my Harrington Richardson Garands.

SeeBee
SeeBee
October 3, 2020 7:29 pm

I heard stories passed down from generation to generation.comment image

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  SeeBee
October 4, 2020 9:40 am

Sardines and spam.

Machinist
Machinist
October 3, 2020 8:13 pm

Pipe tobacco usually came in a can with a key.

Gomer
Gomer
  Machinist
October 3, 2020 8:47 pm

” You got Prince Albert in a can”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gomer
October 3, 2020 9:10 pm

Then you better let him out.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  Anonymous
October 4, 2020 9:39 am

Before he suffocates.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
October 3, 2020 9:13 pm

Spam and ham (the big ones).

I’m still shocked when I hear the emergency preparedness folks reminding people to purchase a manual can opener in case the power is out. My mom bought an electric when I was a kid (70s). The thing got so disgusting I swore I would never own one. Never have.

glock 1911 M1A .308
glock 1911 M1A .308
  MrLiberty
October 3, 2020 9:22 pm

Swiss army knife can opener still the fastest, cleanest, most reliable can opener ever.

Georges S
Georges S
  glock 1911 M1A .308
October 4, 2020 12:17 am

I use my PAL RH 36 (souvenir of Dad’s day in the army) Bet it’s faster (and bigger)

Karl
Karl
  MrLiberty
October 4, 2020 1:42 pm

A little p38 can-opener from a box of C rations. One on my key-chain, and, one by the kitchen sink. It is all you need.

yahsure
yahsure
October 3, 2020 9:30 pm

Used a rotary phone? Used a metal can of oil?

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  yahsure
October 4, 2020 12:20 am

Our first phone had no dial. You picked it up and if nobody else was talking you told an operator who to ring up.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Fleabaggs
October 4, 2020 9:22 am

A friend of mine, whose dad worked for a local phone co, has an old wooden crank phone. Real nice collectors item.

Panzerlied
Panzerlied
  Fleabaggs
October 4, 2020 12:56 pm

Hello, Sara? Get me my house.
I used to buy antifreeze in metal gallon cans that you had to open with a church key. Matter of fact, I built huge displays of them while working as a stock boy for a drug store. When I got off work, I’d hop in my souped up ’58 Impala convertible and go cruising for chicks (found out too late that wasn’t a good idea). THAT’S why we say they were the good ol’ days.
Oh yeh, anti freeze was 88 cents a gallon, thanks federal reserve.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  yahsure
October 4, 2020 8:22 am

Heavy paper oil “cans” too, circa 1970s. Aluminum tops & bottoms.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  lamont cranston
October 4, 2020 9:42 am

Used a church key or if you were really lucky your dad bought one of those spouts that you’d punch in to the can like at the service station.

Georges S
Georges S
  Cow Doctor
October 4, 2020 9:44 am

I also have one of those. Church key, a punch key, and a K-ration can opener

doc
doc
  Georges S
October 4, 2020 10:53 am

I still have my P-38 (aka a John Wayne) I received in the USMC for opening C-Rats.

yahsure
yahsure
  lamont cranston
October 4, 2020 11:38 am

That’s what I was trying to describe. I have a friend that has collected a bunch of these. Some brands I’ve never even heard of.

GoneWest
GoneWest
October 3, 2020 10:41 pm

Sardines and Kipper Snacks

Georges S
Georges S
October 4, 2020 12:13 am

Mind you, cans of corned beef are still open with a key. But I remember those days when food tasted like food

Georges S
Georges S
October 4, 2020 12:25 am

Hello Admin, nothing to do with this article but it seems like a great news worth posting on TBP: Tom Fitton nominated to serve on Judicial Oversight

President Trump to Appoint Tom Fitton to Court Oversight Which Has Power to Remove Certain Judges For Misconduct

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/519488-trump-to-tap-conservative-activist-tom-fitton-to-serve-on-judicial

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Georges S
October 4, 2020 7:30 pm

sorry but i downvoted that–fitton is better 4 us being on the outside–

Georges S
Georges S
  TampaRed
October 5, 2020 2:35 am

The personnel of Judicial Watch will still be on the outside and they are the foot soldiers for Tom Fitton that could lead to more judges being thrown out

Steve
Steve
October 4, 2020 1:34 am

P-38. C mon man…You know the thing

very old white guy
very old white guy
October 4, 2020 6:40 am

Still do as there are a couple of products I use that are still opened with a key.

Suds
Suds
  very old white guy
October 4, 2020 10:24 am

Chastity belt comes to mind…

overthecliff
overthecliff
October 4, 2020 10:23 am

Damn, there are a lot of old guys on this site.I remember all that stuff above.

Georges S
Georges S
  overthecliff
October 4, 2020 10:25 am

Hey I’m watching the series “Combat” with Vic Morrow and Rick Jason on youtube as a reminder of my youth (’cause Dad wouldn’t speak of the war)

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Georges S
October 4, 2020 12:01 pm

H&I, Heroes & Icons, Channel 1035 on our local Communistcast has Combat, Twelve O’Clock High, Tour of Duty, Superman, Batman, Baa Baa Black Sheep and all that stuff.
Combat was an overall great series, still good today, but watching Twelve O’Clock High as an oldster, it was pretty much a soap opera with planes.

Bad Brad
Bad Brad
  Harrington Richardson
October 4, 2020 3:42 pm

The names are still in my head! Lt, Sarge, Little John, Kirby, Doc, Frenchie. They had unkowns getting ‘killed’ every week. I remember they marched out in the woods, looking for a fight, to what sounded like porn music in the background. Loved it. I could not see the show often as
we only got two (2!!!!!) over the air channels. Cable was a rare treat. And black and white TVs
with analogue tuners…no remotes yet.
The good ol’ days?

Georges S
Georges S
  Bad Brad
October 5, 2020 2:29 am

Same here .. so I was happy to find it on youtube which I usually never watch
Here’s the link to one of the season 2 episode

Steve
Steve
  Georges S
October 4, 2020 6:41 pm

Vic…Duck…..oooowww

Gomer
Gomer
  overthecliff
October 4, 2020 12:15 pm

Yea, I’m so old, we used to open windows with a rock.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 4, 2020 10:26 am

If you’ve ever opened a can of something older than you are with a P-38, raise your hand.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Anonymous
October 4, 2020 10:48 am

We were using up 1943 vintage C-Rats when I first arrived in Nam.

doc
doc
  Anonymous
October 4, 2020 10:56 am

I distinctly remember opening a can of “Ham and Eggs, Chopped” with a P-38 circa 1956 (this was 1980).

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  doc
October 4, 2020 11:51 am

Doc
That and the ham loaf were the worst of the worst. We used to raffle off the rights to the Pork&Beans and Spaghetti&Meatballs in each case. There was a noticeable improvement in the 1952 models when we finally ate our way to them.

BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO
BUCKHED/BUY MORE AMMO
October 4, 2020 11:42 am

In my younger years I opened a few cans of “Whoop Ass ” without a key .

Kids today know nothing of settling things with a pair of boxing gloves . In school if yah’ had a beef with someone you could challenge them to a few rounds. It was fun and just a few bruises was all that was dished out .

motley
motley
October 4, 2020 1:38 pm

Anybody remember that ‘stuff’ called KLIK? Man. That was ornery tasting …