Yesterday, Trump postponed negotiations on a stimulus bill until after Election Day because it had more pork’n’fat than Pelosi’s fake tits. Nancy “False Teeth” Pelosi and her demonically controlled cohorts immediately blamed Trump. She said;
“He showed his true colors: putting himself first at the expense of the country, with the full complicity of the GOP Members of Congress. Walking away from coronavirus talks demonstrates that President Trump is unwilling to crush the virus.”
She is a lying Cuntasaurus. Here is her $2.2 trillion coronavirus relief bill to “crush the virus, so that we can reopen the economy and our schools safely”;
—- her bill would rewrite election law for 2020, barring voter-ID requirements, forcing states to count absentee ballots that arrive as late as 10 days after Election Day and imposing same-day voter registration everywhere
—- promises school districts $225 billion
——– only $5 billion would go to making schools safer
——– the rest is a teachers’-union protection plan
—- $417 billion to state and local governments, with no strings attached
—- another $200 billion dedicated to plugging budget holes in various cities (mostly DEMon shitholes)
—- $120 billion in grants for restaurant …. with the bulk of the money reserved for minority- and women-owned businesses
—- $5 billion for community-development block grants that the bill labels “flexible resources” …. in essence a pay-off for local politicians to spend as they please
LESS THAN 5% OF HER BILL ACTUALLY ADDRESSES THE VIRUS ISSUES …. THE REST IS A BIG FAT PAYOFF TO GET VOTES.
She needs to be killed … NOT by you … by God, of course. Now you might object to such a desire. But, that’s only because you don’t understand heaven. Heaven is a place of eternal bliss and perfect bodies. Nancy’s saggy tits will once again be perky. Her wrinkly parchment skin will be smooth. Her vagina will be unplugged. God will replace her monkey brain with a human brain. And best of all ….. she will have real teeth!! Don’t you see that asking God to kill her is a BLESSING for her??!!
So, my beloved TBPers, pray with me;
“Dear heavenly Father, please kill Nancy Pelosi and welcome her into your loving arms.
Please, if possible, do this TODAY.
In Jesus’ name.
Amen.“
You had me at “Dear God, please smite Nancy Pelosi.”
My original title was ““Dear God, please kill Nancy Pelosi.” Really.
I appreciate that it was changed. I don’t need another visit to the Chatham Copfuk Station.
It was an excellent prayer, Rev. Stucky.
The problem is that it only gets my hopes up and I will once more be disappointed.
I know how you feel each day when I wake up I check to see if she’s gone, and the disappointment is crushing. BlackLivesMAIM
Great idea.but I really think her soul is promised elsewhere. The devil always comes to collect. If we could only ask RBG.
Yes, he is awaiting her. But she is so old already she should have been solvent green ten years ago.
I prefer the original but then like that poor dude in Texas, you might be arrested-lol! And I am a feminist from New York City-yeah, I grew up.
Pretty sure God wants as much to do with her as we do. Besides, Satan already owns her soul.
Kill her and someone worse will pop up overnight and take her place.
Ron Paul’s incessant blather about “Kill the Fed” is the same.
In today’s Godless, secular society, something worse would pop up overnight and take its place.
There could NEVER be a moral evil amoral Biatch than her. She is THE WORST!
Wrongo,i just can’t picture Pelosi in heaven.
SHe will burn in the Bowels of hell
Homerun!!!
And smite is perfect, when I say it aloud I can practically hear the ring of Iron. Its great to have you back, posting little vinegettes like this, well done.
Let her live just cut out her tongue and her right hand
Sorry, but Satan has bestowed immortality on that bug eyed withered old bitch, because he doesn’t want her batshit crazy ass down there causing trouble.
Dayum…
WTF? Are you bipolar?
I’d just be happy if God would make her retire.
No, I want her jaw wired if there isn’t gonna be a hit.
Amen brother Stucky!
LOL! THat Fugly BIAtch is the reason WE ARE NOT RECEIVING CHECKS. Trump said he is ready to sign he is not postponing anything. He WANTED to give us our money and she refused to allow him to sign checks demanding the entire package orrnothing. That rich old hag thinks that we do not need food. She is an ugly freak and I hope she dies; isn’t 80 YEARS enough?! Give someone else a chance. She is TAKING MONEY OUT OF OUR pockets, limiting the president and I WANT HER EXPOSED!
I have a better prayer. PLEASE Universe take this nasty narcissist and end her existence we know she is not going to have peace as she was not a conscious person; therefore let the evil spirits like the shadows in the movie Ghost come for her hissing like a bunch of mafiosos in a mob hit. Ahh, Thank You I feel cleansed.