THIS IS NOT A JOKE

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23 Comments
Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
October 12, 2020 4:11 pm

Surely this isn’t real. Babylon Bee or The Onion maybe. In South Louisiana on a day with 90+ degree temps and humidity around 100% (feels like 120+) a healthy person would not last but a short time before having a heat stroke. Again I say Americans have got to be the dumbest SOB’s on planet Earth.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  Unreconstructed
October 13, 2020 12:20 pm

Here’s the actual website (if it’ll post).

Wearable Pod 22×22 Tall and Short Pop-Up Walking Pod

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
October 12, 2020 4:13 pm

A good plastic bag over the head then secured around the neck (tightly) with some robust duct tape would do wonders.

very old white guy
very old white guy
  Auntie Kriest
October 13, 2020 6:36 am

I been sayin that for a long time Auntie.

22winmag - I was told about 2020 in 1981
22winmag - I was told about 2020 in 1981
  Auntie Kriest
October 13, 2020 8:35 am

Behold the Lord slayeth the wicked to bring forth his righteous purposes. It is better that one man should perish than that a nation should dwindle and perish in unbelief.

ottomatik.
ottomatik.
October 12, 2020 5:04 pm

I disagree, it is a joke, or a wonderful Halloween costume.

glock 1911 M1A .308
glock 1911 M1A .308
October 12, 2020 5:41 pm

Based on what I’ve seen since the plandemic started, its got to be a real thing. Probably be a huge hit in Coeur d’Alene. With the yuppie-scum anyway.

Steve
Steve
October 12, 2020 5:44 pm

Oh, it’s no joke. Those of us who enjoy walking around with our junk swinging in the breeze have a new way to avoid the hassle from cops.
Mini pod pro for me……..enjoying the freedom….ahhhhh.

bigfoot
bigfoot
October 12, 2020 6:25 pm

I’d get one if printed on it was “Fu## You, I ain’t wearin’ no mask!”

A Dolphin Hiding
A Dolphin Hiding
October 12, 2020 6:40 pm

I see the pro takes care to encapsulate his own flatulence from both ends. The amateur model is unclear from the angle of the photo whether that works there too.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
October 12, 2020 8:38 pm

It’s like the “cone of silence” from Get Smart only this is the “cone of invincibility”, as long as you keep farting to keep positive pressure inside the virus will not be able to enter.
Eyes open.
No fear.
Be safe everyone.

Foot in the Forest
Foot in the Forest
October 12, 2020 8:52 pm

I think it would be fun to flick lit matches at it.

Just a Medic
Just a Medic
October 12, 2020 8:52 pm

I support the right of my fellow Americans to wear whatever outfit best protects them from nature’s ravages. Natural selection ought to cull the bad ideas quickly.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
October 12, 2020 10:36 pm

22 Winnie would like that $110 one. He could (maybe) wank & walk at the same time.

Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
Two if by sea. Three if from within thee.
October 12, 2020 11:18 pm

Capitalism at its best. Create the need then fill it.

very old white guy
very old white guy
October 13, 2020 6:36 am

Stupid squared to the tenth power.

Depressed Aussie
Depressed Aussie
October 13, 2020 7:33 am

If I saw someone on the street with one of those ridiculous things I would be on the ground incapacitated with laughter. What kind of a paranoid moron would want one of those? Even if you are in a high risk category for Covid surely online shopping would be a better choice. Damn its 2020 alright!

MarshRabbit
MarshRabbit
October 13, 2020 7:38 am

It’s apparently real, but they are marketed for weather, not pandemics.

All Pods

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  MarshRabbit
October 13, 2020 8:06 am

Makes sense if its for the weather, but nowadays its raining stupid, with a forecast for a deluge of idiocy for the next several years.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
October 13, 2020 8:09 am

No, this is real. There are plenty of morons out there who are such absolute cowards and so terrified of living that they will make public spectacles of themselves by walking around in a plastic bag. I am sick of it. it is all I can can do to not punch somebody wearing one of those stupid face shields. The madness has spread to South America. I saw a family (husband, wife, two little kids, and grandpa) in the airport with masks AND bulky plastic face shields. One little kid (about three years old) took the idiotic thing off, threw his mask on the ground, and was running around like kids do. The shrewish mother moved her fat ass and began screaming. I felt like grabbing her by the hair and forcing her to read that “The Science” (health authorities) says that kids five and under SHOULD NOT wear masks. One would think that the Trump corona farce would have made these people ashamed of themselves for their public gutlessness. No way.

EasyCo.
EasyCo.
  Southern Sage
October 13, 2020 9:46 am

Actually, I could see people using it for weather.

And by people, I mean Chinese.

When working security at a GM Tech Center, the Chinese would run like hell if it was raining.

They hated being wet and acted like it was acid rain.

zelmer
zelmer
October 13, 2020 12:52 pm

Well, if it is real, capitalism at its best!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
October 13, 2020 2:31 pm

And people will be stupid enough to buy one.