Maybe that’s what those little tiny front pockets are for in jeans. All this time nobody even thought about tucking their beaver pelt hair into it and the answer was right in front of our faces. Well, behind us actually, but you know what I mean.
Buddy, you aren’t Justin Trudeau, you aren’t going to get away with black face in 2020.
Think we found the cover art for our People of Walmart album.
Maybe next time think about closing the curtains when you head out.
You think it’s authentic or a knock off? I’m guessing he got it from a guy in an alley in New York City for like half price.
Big Gulps, huh?…All right! Well, see ya later!
Snake skin booty shorts? How ’bout we turn down the hipster just a notch mmmkkay?
I think that 6-pack is way past it’s expiration date.
Awww it’s a little piggy. I bet you named him something adorable like Hamlet or Chris P. Bacon. So cute, now do me a favor and get it the f*ck out of here because this is a store and not a farm. I will not think twice about cooking up some ham & eggs right in the middle of Walmart.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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That lady is letting her child crap in the parking lot.
The P.O.W. cover art winner hams down!
Check out the heavy duty scissors jack under the RV.
Regarding the “6-pak being out of date” & the SC tag on the Continental, 10 to 1 odds she’s from Myrtle Beach.
I like my bacon seared over a nice propane flame……
For you long timers here …
…. the picture of the pig walking her pig (as well as other fatties) … it reminds me of our (now deceased) buddy AWD. I have NEVER before or since seen someone with such a yuge distaste for fatties. I miss him.
At least the family didn’t get scammed, and got a real mini pig.