Hail Satan Sign
Boxers Mask, apparently Hanes works great for PPE!
Maxi Pad Mask Anyone?
When someone tells you the aliens are coming so you prepare the best you can…
Ponytails are for lazy people, unicorn horns are for crazy people. I’m not sure which is worse, I’m just excited they rhyme!
Ladies & gentlemen, in the past I’ve given people some shit for rocking the Rex Kwon-do America pants but I want everyone to bust those bad boys out and rock them proud today. I can only hope one of the soldiers had the good sense to go all Calvin on Osama and piss on his face.
Not gonna lie, that is a sneaky good dick move right there. I just wish you could do it to the people who just leave their carts in the parking lot.
Did you ever get so high that you spend 2 hours at Walmart trying to figure out how to heat up ramen noodles in an unplugged microwave?
All of your stocking stuffers are going to fall out this year because you poked holes through your stocking. You nasty.
I’m sure that’s exactly the ass Dale Jr. pictured when he decided to lend his name in endorsement.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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When I was younger and single, I would always look at a woman’s feet to ascertain their personal hygiene. If the woman had unkempt toenails, skin that flaked, tinea etc , then my radar said that since she wouldn’t bend down to take care of her feet what chance would she keep her lady bits in good stead. Once bitten, twice shy.
My check wouldn’t work these days because they all head to the nail salons to have their feet done. Pity the younger men of today.
Funny that the Hanes underwear, being so loose actually allows that guy to take in unrestricted air through the leg holes so is better for him that a real mask!