FRIDAY FAIL

news criminially dumb criminal Probably bad News funny - 7470763776

Sad halloween mean funny fail nation - 7870638336

board games clint Hall of Fame innuendo not for kids swear words - 5500144640

cars firefighters parking - 8142699520

news innuendo accidental sexy Probably bad News - 6760967936

The Difference Betwenn Your First Day of College and Your Graduation Day

animated gifs knee ouch soccer - 6586098944

baby drive thru driving parenting - 6592590848

sign what funny weird fail nation - 7896572160

dads stealing funny fail nation g rated - 7568882432

bugs FAIL products - 8818014464

church signs common sense Hall of Fame religion - 5569134336

fix lock security there I fixed it - 6536372736

Cheezburger Image 6456614656

business cosmetics engrish engrish funny - 6603714048

funny-parent-quotes-for-all-your-imprisonment-needs

facts contradiction troofax reaction true facts - 6752303616

news-fail-parenting-poison-mother-iphone-taken-away

Allegedly the girl hatched a revenge plot to murder her mother after her iPhone was taken away. That sentence is a real event and not something we pulled from a psychology case study on sociopathy.

Boulder County police arrested the tween after her mother reported her for the second poisoning incident. The first, when the child poured bleach into her mother’s smoothie, which mom was able to detect by smell (and here we thought it was the pricepoint of a Vitamix that would kill you ZING).

Then she tried the same stunt with a carafe of water that her mother kept in her bedroom. This is probably the ballsiest move in the entire story, because seriously who tries the same matricidal nonsense twice? That’s just poor form, Olivia (in the story I am assuming the child’s name is Olivia because they’re all named Olivia, run with me here).

To conclude, anothercase of tween barbarism solved by the power of a mom who won’t take any nonsnse… and maybe a little help from Mr. Yuck.

atomic bomb oven pizza they told me i could be a - 6104120064

accidental racism cereal life marketing racist - 6537846016

douchebag parkers cars driving parking - 6824481792

cake spelling funny - 7874614272

security password genius - 8105620992

typo headline funny newspaper - 7463088896

school grammar autocomplete funny - 7655604480

school-fails-back-to-school-necessities

 

accident cars crash parking spot - 6368864000

spiders gifs Kill It With Fire selfie - 8313182464

packaging gross food - 7472217600

McDonald's what funny - 7777300224

question clean lady bits what weird - 6676094464

caution tape doors fail nation goose g rated Hall of Fame sign - 6180033024

animated fart fart joke farting gifs olympics 2012 - 6507773184

douchebag parkers parking lot swag yolo - 6545851136

lawn mower summer lazy yard work funny - 7586739200

cars crash irony license plate funny fail nation - 7562750976

off self-defeating technology phone what fail nation g rated - 6727759872

beer sign food spelling - 8768366848

oh Utah technology Travel - 5413636864

accidental gross juxtaposition Cats - 8251356160

flip gifs grind ouch skateboard - 5541860864

funny fail image chili looks like it has a boner

pets gross Probably bad News funny horse - 7515535360

former-wwe-star-scott-hall-shares-christmas-tree-pic-with-adult-film-going-on-in-background

genius pawn stars sunglasses fail nation g rated - 7983618560

bounce test tennis tennis ball tennis court - 6185461504

fail nation g rated oh England Probably bad News tax dollars at work - 5848795136

Ad jonas brothers miley cyrus photoshop too many hands - 6373021952

funny-fail-pic-bus-skeleton

gingerbread house gross innuendo p33n spoog - 5615408640

common sense illiterate irony reading - 5572411392

ouch cactus funny fail nation - 7670558464

See more at the Fail Blog

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
643 Comments
nkit
nkit
November 13, 2020 2:34 pm

comment image

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
November 13, 2020 9:10 pm

I’d be straight at attention saluting that all day long.

nkit
nkit
November 13, 2020 2:38 pm

comment image

Mix
Mix
  nkit
November 14, 2020 9:59 pm

Gaposous for the win!

nkit
nkit
November 13, 2020 2:38 pm

comment image

nkit
nkit
November 13, 2020 2:42 pm

comment image

Mix
Mix
  nkit
November 14, 2020 10:03 pm

Pogostick Pt., Darwin Nat. Forest.

Andrew G.
Andrew G.
  Mix
November 16, 2020 2:20 am

You sure? Why can’t I find it on Google or any other internet searches? I’d LOVE to see this with my own two eyes before I die…. 🙂

nkit
nkit
November 13, 2020 2:43 pm

comment image

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
November 13, 2020 5:40 pm

Yes, she swallows.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
November 14, 2020 10:06 pm

Clairol hair color, braindead blue #4.

ELF
ELF
  Mix
November 15, 2020 11:34 am

Yer in rare form today Bro !

nkit
nkit
November 13, 2020 2:43 pm

comment image

Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
November 13, 2020 6:35 pm

Mmmmmmotor boat

nkit
nkit
November 13, 2020 2:44 pm
nkit
nkit
November 13, 2020 2:50 pm
ELF
ELF
  nkit
November 13, 2020 4:52 pm

nkit , yer killing me here ! My heart is breaking !!!

Mix
Mix
  ELF
November 14, 2020 10:14 pm

Till 11/20, I’m outa here.comment image

TampaRed
TampaRed
November 15, 2020 11:28 pm

a wildlife photographer was at a saltwater sanctuary & saw a heron take an eel & then fly off–the eel burrowed thru the bird’s throat & the eel was just hanging out while the bird flew on–

https://survivalupdate.com/swallowed-eel-burrows-out-of-a-herons-throat-mid-air/

nkit
nkit
  TampaRed
November 15, 2020 11:48 pm

cool…thanks..

1 3 4 5