U.S.—Across the country, there is general consensus that 2020 has been the “worst year ever.” According to studies, 82% of Americans agree that 2020 has been a terrible year of unprecedented suffering and misery. Experts confirmed that 2020 was indeed the worst year, provided you have never lived in virtually any other time period in all of human history.
“We noticed that most of the respondents who called 2020 the worst year also enjoyed delicious food being delivered to them for 8 months while they sat on their couches with the air conditioning on and binge-watched shows the whole time,” said one researcher.
“While we understand it hasn’t been easy, we also found very few instances of Viking raids, Black Plague, famine, world war, using rotary telephones, needing to look things up in a physical dictionary, slavery, people being burned at the stake, walking miles to school, living in caves, sleeping on the ground, ice ages, Nazi holocausts, civil war, infant mortality, global floods, ethnic cleansing, using leaves as toilet paper, using leeches as medicine, using wooden mallets as an anesthetic, fighting wild saber-tooth tigers, cannibalism, occupation by the Persian Empire… what was I talking about again? Oh yeah– most people in 2020 never experienced any of those things, so comparatively speaking it’s been a pretty decent year!”
“Worst. Year. Ever.” Tweeted one local man who has been making more money than most Zambians make in a lifetime — all from the comfort of his computer.
“Can 2020 be over yet??” Tweeted a New York fashion executive whose preferred candidate just won the presidential election.
“I just can’t anymore. Ugh!” exclaimed another after Uber got his dinner order wrong.
The only exception was one oddball who walked out of his front door and took a deep breath of the morning air. “Thank you, God, for this amazing air!” he said. The oddball has been detained for further scientific study to figure out what the heck is wrong with him.
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Worst year ever? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
This Grand Solar Minimum (the Eddy Minimum 2019-2119?) has just begun to cool the Earth; a GSM always brings a huge Volcano and Earthquake. Will this GSM be a Dalton or a Maunder Minimum? The Earth’s Magnetic Field Reversal is just beginning to have it’s effects (ex: max Cosmic Rays). All the planets but Mars will “fall in line” (ref Syzygy, Conjunction) during 20Dec-27Jan2021 (also 10-11Feb). A good Planet Orbit Simulator site is Faustweb.net/Solaris (be sure to click “+” to bring Saturn and Jupiter into view). Planet X might climax us 1Mar2021; and on Jul2022, C/2017 K2 might be the return of the Blue Kachina; an alignment 2040; and maybe Nibiru in 2046. Signs in the Heavens?
You know, maybe the Mayans just transposed a number and 2012 is REALLY 2021!! John Cusack call your office.
That’s just like the folks that tell a wasp sting is the worst pain they ever felt…. I say live a little bit, go outside there is a lot more pain to be had.
Wasp sting don’t make the top 100 in my life, heck a pit bull latching on my arm didn’t make that list either.
I raise you one Hornet Nest (or a forklift running over your big toe); my wife will raise you having a baby.