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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:28 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 11, 2020 4:32 pm

Dear Santa……

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 3:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 3:51 pm

Accu-weather forecast: a huge dump of snow is imminent.

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:30 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 3:30 pm

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ELF
ELF
  MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 5:55 pm

Going snowboarding or trolling for a sugar daddy ?

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:31 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 3:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:32 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 12, 2020 7:20 am

If horses were SCOTUS.

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:34 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:01 pm

A Cheater and his Cheat-Ho
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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 12, 2020 7:21 am

Q: If Joe and Kamela were Tarzan and Jane, what would Cheeta be?
A: The brains of the operation.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 3:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 3:53 pm

My plan worked to perfection.

aferalcat
aferalcat
  Bob P
December 11, 2020 10:28 pm

Time to grab a frosty one…

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:36 pm

find the deer (4)
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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:03 pm

The ears give them away.

aferalcat
aferalcat
  TN Patriot
December 11, 2020 10:57 pm

My grandfather’s cousin, Chuck Yeager, passed away this week. In his biography he credits his excellent far vision for becoming an Ace fighter pilot saying he saw the other guy first. Superb distant vision is a family trait along with color blindness. This “hunters” gene is passed along from ancient forefathers so that color doesn’t distract from shape, such as deer or an enemy hiding in the bush. I regret never having asked the General if he, too, had the same condition. I’m 72 and wear .25 magnifiers for ease of reading print only and can still read Interstate road signs up to a mile away. I find the gene factor to be interesting and hope you do, too. Bald? Your ancestors could look over or around a rock or fallen tree and not have their presence noticed because of a pile of unruly hair sticking up.

ELF
ELF
  aferalcat
December 12, 2020 12:36 am

Chuck Yeager , R.I.P. , Godspeed !

Go ahead , down vote this , ya little bitch .

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 3:37 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 3:54 pm

How does the snow not melt?

ELF
ELF
  MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 5:58 pm

RIGHT !! Spike heels in the snow .

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:38 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 11, 2020 5:58 pm

I think I just crapped my pants !

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:40 pm

where’s the Husky?
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ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 11, 2020 5:59 pm

I found him , right off ! Right there !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 11, 2020 8:41 pm

Upper left quadrant? on the ridge?

aferalcat
aferalcat
  nkit
December 11, 2020 11:15 pm

In the grass, left side. But, the half-dressed red head in stilettos is far more interesting!

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 11, 2020 3:54 pm

Train whistles before they were automated.

ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:00 pm

Find the Dip Shit .

nkit
nkit
  nkit
December 11, 2020 7:23 pm

Buster Keaton in “The General” 1926

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:47 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 12, 2020 7:27 am

Its how they lost their gold.

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:48 pm

who is this 9 year old?
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 11, 2020 4:35 pm

My first thought was Billy Crystal, then maybe Bob Dylan. I’m betting its not either.

There is something very familiar about the smile but I’m at a loss.

~L
~L
  nkit
December 11, 2020 4:54 pm

Guessing Jerry Lee Lewis

Roger V Tranfaglia
Roger V Tranfaglia
  nkit
December 11, 2020 5:16 pm

carmela harrass?

Nocte_volens
Nocte_volens
  nkit
December 11, 2020 5:18 pm

Dolly Parton…yes I cheated…so ashamed.

nkit
nkit
  Nocte_volens
December 11, 2020 7:24 pm

do you work for Dominion??

ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:01 pm

Bob P ?

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 11, 2020 4:24 pm

She may be a honey trap but I’ll take my chances.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
December 11, 2020 8:53 pm

Just a word of caution Bob P, vette her thoroughly and check her background

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:55 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:56 pm

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Roger V Tranfaglia
Roger V Tranfaglia
  nkit
December 11, 2020 5:19 pm

Hmm…The Belly button is the Fifty Yard line…………………………………

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 11, 2020 4:25 pm

You’ve got the buns; I have the wiener.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Bob P
December 11, 2020 6:05 pm

Sounds like a match…… made in your mind.

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 3:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:03 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 11, 2020 8:56 pm

Man and his best friend in the autumn years of their lives enjoying

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 12, 2020 7:30 am

`what a soothing picture

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:04 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 11, 2020 4:56 pm

female pilot?

Roger V Tranfaglia
Roger V Tranfaglia
  nkit
December 11, 2020 5:22 pm

GeeJus! LUCKY SAVE!!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:08 pm

Welcome to London Heathrow. British Airways flight 344 arriving on time. Please be sure and clean your drawers after you have left the aircraft.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:18 pm

Did that on porpoise.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Auntie Kriest
December 12, 2020 7:31 am

Not for the halibut? Well, it sure gave me a haddock.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 12, 2020 7:31 am

Hold my beer while I land this thing

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:06 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 12, 2020 1:51 pm

Is that an old under-WOOD typewriter ?

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:11 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:05 pm

The new automated oil change machine !

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 12, 2020 7:33 am

Last day on the job

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:12 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 11, 2020 4:37 pm

Major Nelson may not have known what to do with his hot genie, but I bet old Chuck most certainly does.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  MrLiberty
December 11, 2020 6:22 pm

Mile High Club legends.

ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:06 pm

R. I. P. Chuck Yeager , Godspeed !

ELF
ELF
  ELF
December 12, 2020 12:31 am

Why would anyone down vote this ? That man was a legend .
I’ve never heard ANYONE say a bad word about Chuck Yeager .
Which tells me that it’s not about Chuck Yeager ,
it’s about some one who has a hard on for me .
OK , bring it BIATCH !
You know who I am . Name your self , Chickenshit !

nkit
nkit
  ELF
December 12, 2020 1:01 am

You’re making some fast friends around here today, Elf..Give ’em hell brother…Salute…

ELF
ELF
  nkit
December 12, 2020 11:32 am

I do try Brother !

Machinist
Machinist
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:51 pm

I wonder if she trimmed his wick?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 14, 2020 1:16 am

Chuck about to meet Edens garden.

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 11, 2020 4:30 pm

It’s a godawful day in the neighbourhood/ a godawful day in the neightbourhood/ won’t you be my/ won’t you be my/ won’t you be my victim?

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  nkit
December 11, 2020 6:24 pm

Another mostly peaceful day in the CHildrens’s Communist Television WorkCHOP/CHAZ.

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:19 pm

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Roger V Tranfaglia
Roger V Tranfaglia
  nkit
December 11, 2020 5:26 pm

NICE At-um..TIRES!!!

nkit
nkit
December 11, 2020 4:20 pm

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