I have done one or two masturbation articles and I always catch a lot of flak for providing such a necessary service. I don’t understand this because I have calculated that 73% of you women readers, and 100% of you men, masturbated just yesterday. So, why the squeamishness? Liberate your fears by opening the window and shouting out — “I pet the cat (substitute ‘choke the chicken‘ for men), and I am not ashamed!!.
Anyway, this is not an original article. It is a summary of this month’s (December 2020) Teen Vogue magazine (here) titled; “How to masturbate if you have a vagina: fingers and toys tips”. So, please direct your vitriol towards them. I might sneak in a comment, or two. Also note that ALL but one of the graphics comes from the article.
Before proceeding let me say that I learned a thing or two. As such, I encourage all men to also read this (except GCP who probably would post his Theology of the Vagina, complete with Bible verses and complex graphs. “I’m a pre-Climax Vaginalist!!”) Here we go …..
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Women do not know how to automatically touch a clitoris because they’ve never even been taught what it is or what it does. In fact, the scientific community didn’t even know about the full structure of the internal clitoris until the 1990s! (While men have studied their dicks since 25,000B.C.).
Types of masturbation
There are lots of ways to masturbate. There all good. If it feels good, do it.
For “people with vaginas” clitoral stimulation is easiest to achieve orgasm, and it feels great.
Vaginal penetration feels good also, if that’s your bag. Just make sure you find your g-spot, a really awesome pleasure center.
Don’t forget to try anal masturbation. Just rub your anus, or insert your fingers and wiggle it around, or insert a toy with a flared base. Always remember to lube up first.
Try them all at the same time as long as it feels good. But, be careful. If you stick something up your anus, always wash that thing (fingers or toys) before using that thing on your vagina.
How to find your clitoris
Here’s a diagram of the vagina. Yours looks just like it. The clit is a rosebud like bump at the top of the labia, just under your clitoris hood. (This is what men mean by “looking under the hood”.) It’s incredibly easy to find unless, of course, you’re a man. Your clitoris is your vaginal pleasure center headquarters …. packed with 8,000 nerve endings !!
How to locate your g-spot
You need to understand that every vagina is different. – [Stucky note: Really???] That’s no reason to get intimidated. You locate your g-spot by inserting one or two fingers into your vagina, then make a hook with your fingers, then feel right behind your pubic bone. You should feel a small, walnut-textured patch. You found it!! (The g-spot is actually the root of the clitoris. )
How to masturbate with your fingers
Use one or two fingers to find your clit. It should feel just like a bump. Rub that puppy in rhythmic circles using different pressures. Rinse and repeat. Once something feels really good, stick with it. Consistency is key. And don’t get freaked out if it feels weird at first. You’ll soon be doing it all the time.
Try out toys
Finger stimulation will do the trick. But, you really ought to try a small finger vibrator. Who needs men, anyway? There are adorable, not-at-all-scary options to choose from.
If you have a hoo-hoo big enough to drive a truck through it, you might need four at a time.
You can use these finger vibes to stimulate your clitoris, or even to use on your labia as you stimulate yourself manually. If you’re interested in penetration, you can look into a g-spot vibrator, or any variety of toys made for inserting into the vagina.
Do not be ashamed of using a Pleasure Tool! Hey, it’s a great way to have an orgasm and avoid both pregnancy and STDs.
Experiment with different positions
Mix it up, girl! Just lying on your back is so old school. You can try sitting, standing, propping your hips up with a pillow, kneeling on all fours, or any other position in which you find pleasure. And get off the bed! Try it in a chair, the shower, your kitchen island, the movies, or wherever your imagination leads.
What is an orgasm? What does it feel like?
You will know it when you get it, trust me. It is the most delightful release imaginable. To be more technical, and boring, sex happens in four stages; desire (libido), arousal (excitement), orgasm and resolution.
For women, resolution is the time after sex, when your body gets back to its normal, unaroused state … and you might experience a post-sex glow. For men, resolution is when they quick put on their pants and bolt out the door.
Remember, masturbation is good for you
Again, don’t be ashamed to masturbate. You’re growing up and becoming an adult.
Take time to play around. Enjoy yourself. Explore what makes you feel good. Masturbation is a stress reliever! Practice makes perfect. Lastly, softening the peach comes with many other health benefits !!
THE END
Stucky, you have done it again.
Not easy being a lezbian trapped in a man’s body.
At my dive bar the other night, all the guys there were similarly afflicted.
Yup. I probably should have my posting privileges revoked.
Thanks Stucky. Excellent and useful information! 😉
What’s this poor guy going to do…his parents sold his Porn stash
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/man-slaps-parents-lawsuit-destroying-vast-porn-collection
Missing from the article: Nothing about the hymen, which, contrary to what appears to be wishful thinking, is not a myth. And nothing about the position of the uterus, which points forward, towards the belly, and retracts further during arousal–this is what causes oft-reported feelings of “emptiness”.
However, don’t skip checking out their link to McConnell’s paper on clitoral anatomy. It’s far more complex than was previously thought, because most dissection specimens were older, post-menopausal women, in whom the clitoral complex is significantly atrophied. (Embalming makes it worse. ) McConnell did soft-tissue (“fat-saturation”) MRIs on pre-menopausal women who had never been pregnant. There’s also a link to Glamour’s non-technical summary, much worth reading.
Also,”hymen” — and this is not well known — is the Jewish word for “vagina” …. an unfortunate event for Mr. Moishe Hymen, 8th grade Social Studies teacher in Brooklyn.
Also — and this is not well known either — a similar sounding word, “Hi Men!”, is tattooed on Kamala’s hoo-hoo.
And “Welcome Seamen!”.
But only after they’re discharged.
Sigh………,again,to those of you who thought the Stuckman having unlimited net a good idea all I can ask is “really?!”.The guilty party(AOC I believe),should really think more in the future of their actions(and the consequences!).I suppose one could also wonder what the hell Stuckman is doing reading Teen Vogue!I suppose,just like the stolen election it will all be scrubbed/memory holed!
Stuck if ya’s posted I didn’t see it,hope Ma came home all right with no complications
My dtr is 45 (son 40), so “protection” time is long since over. My two-yr-old grandaughter doesn’t need protection yet, and in any case, that’s now the job of her parents.
I’m 74 and masturbate every morning. Get up at 5:30, have some coffee, smoke some bud and take the edge off. Then I head out (8:30-9:00) to enjoy the company of one of our local 40-50 babes who appreciate virility even among the old. This is in South America, where most of the women are still women who have no need of instruction manuals for understanding enjoyment, unlike feminist sad-sacks elsewhere.
Biology is primordial, puritanism is revenge-of-the-nerds projected onto the population at large. Wank away, but if you can, stick with women who might fit your fantasies.
Stucky the jew boy can’t help his predilection towards his lack of respect towards common decency, it runs in his blood.
https://jewishquarterly.org/issuearchive/articled325.html?articleid=38
Color me old fashion but, isn’t “a person with a vagina” called a “woman”?
I don’t remember EVER putting on my pants and running out the door.
Drifting off to a well deserved sleep, maybe, but never ran out.
Maybe if the author(s) had left the bag on and/or the lights off, that wouldn’t happen.
I will say when you wake up with a women who does not have the attractiveness that you went home with last night go down to the kitchen/have a few drinks/go back upstairs and voila!,there is that gorgeous woman you met last night!
You ended this with a couple of comments but not of good cheer. I was hoping for a “Happy Ending”.
Not to be one of those people, but was this written by a 14 year old?
“There all good.”
“is when they quick put on their pants”
My girlfriend told me she never masturbated when she was on her period, but I caught her red handed more than once.
Rimjob… er… shot.
what the fuck did i just read haha. Hope you have more of a chance to test these things out on a female friend than me Stucky