WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi has announced that every $600 stimulus check will come with a free slice of cake for Americans to eat.
She made the announcement in a speech yesterday after the stimulus bill was criticized for not doing enough for the middle class. The amendment to the $900 billion stimulus bill, coupled with the reasonable $2.3 trillion spending bill for the federal government, means that in addition to getting $600 created out of thin air, each American will get a slice of chocolate cake.
“Americans have been suffering, so we need to let them eat cake,” she said in front of Congress yesterday. “We closed down their businesses for the past nine months, so it’s the least we can do. Really. I do mean that. The least.”
Congress considered ice cream for every America, but Pelosi vetoed it as it was too expensive to give every American a $13 quart of the brand she eats. There was also talk of giving the option of vanilla cake, but that was shot down as being racist.
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Pelosi and Chuckie S. have now agreed to $2000 checks for the proles since the word got out about what was actually in the 5500 page (NON) Stimulus Bill. If you read about the bill , keep a puke bucket handy. NEVER has there been a bigger insult to the American population than this pork laden travesty.
The bill is actually 2.3 TRILLION not 999BN and you should be livid that CONgress is trying to pull this over at a time where Americans are losing everything.
Come on, man. Congress is quite adept at providing Yuuuuge insults with pork laden bills. To call this as the ultimate might be an exaggeration.
Don’t forget that it was early in the morning on CHRISTmas Eve that they gave us a gigantic proctological probe known as 0bamacare. Could we see a repeat late tonight?
Agree, especially since obama robbed Medicare to pay for obamacare. As a Community Health RN , it was heartbreaking to see my patients struggle to pay for Tier 3 no generic available medications that had previously been covered by Medicare.
Twas foretold.
They need to strip out every penny that is supposed to go “off shore” as well as every entity in the US that is not a family or small business…..
This includes the $495M +/- for the Ukraine……..this will not be a re placement to Burisma that was paid to Joey baby and Hunter. Everything else is bullsh*t……..plain and simple.
What if the machine knows you are a Trump voter and turns it into $10?
Then shoot the sombitch!!!
The divisive pseudo-Christian Bee must burn.
Sure, I’ll take the $2000 now knowing future taxes for it will be about $ 12,000.
As looooong as they keep the $4 BILLION for GAVI in this porkulus Bill, what’s not to love?
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Steve- That 4 BILLION for Bill Fukkin Gates GAVI was when I grabbed the puke bucket and smoke boiled off the top of my head.
Does Congress know that nearly everyone is laughing at Them
This isn’t a laughing matter. These people are out to ruin everything.