No Thanks, I’ll Be Skipping the Inauguration

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

No Thanks, I’ll Be Skipping the Inauguration

Hey, you guys have fun at the festival of Establishment onanism that will be the purported inauguration of that desiccated old weirdo, President Asterisk. Despite the questionable election process and slobbering media cheerleadin’, they still barely managed to drag that tiresome zombie and the Presidentrix-To-Be over the finish line. I’m not celebratin’ nothin’.

The best part of Dementiafest 2021 is that it will be a sullen, sad affair installing the manifestly senile old pervert at the head of the ricketiest administration in memory while surrounded by at least two divisions of soldiers lest a gigantic army of dudes in Viking drag decide to show up. The bored troopers of the various National Guards of blue states, whose governors are making a huge show of sending their warriors out for the photo op because of the perilous peril of Fake Insurrection II, will be practically the only audience.

I can only imagine what will be going through their heads as they stand there, under orders to feign attention to the rambling windbag up on the dais who is going on and on about the need for unity and the perfidy of those knuckle-dragging, gun-loving Jesus people of racism who must be completely excluded and disenfranchised because their interests conflict with those of the ruling caste.

I’m sure the Fredocon contingent will politely applaud the peaceful stealing of power, gently slapping their soft, girlish hands together before returning to their offices, loosening their bow ties, and pouring themselves a nice cup of chamomile tea as they prepare to crank out another barely noticed blog post on why True Conservatism™ totally requires that we all support the leftists in silencing the speech of the competitors of Conservative, Inc.

Have they ever demanded that a liberal be, to use the current term, deplatformed? Nah, these lapdogs would never bite the hand that feeds them scraps. We all stopped writing checks when they stopped pretending to fight for conservatism, but no worries. The Silicon Valley overlords stepped in to help, offering a Faustian bargain, which the hacks eagerly accepted. And the libs got their 30 pieces of silver’s worth.

The best part, the most delicious irony, is how back when the Wormtongue contingent was grifting us for all those years, one of their go-to pivots for dunning donors was an endless series of pleas to help fight the battle against those mean old libs at Gumbo State who were shutting down conservative speech on campus. Send money now to fight the fight! Many a lido deck panel pontificated on the threat of censorship before everyone adjourned to enjoy a refreshing Zima and vie for the attention of the fussy likes of Jay Nordlinger as he made a pass through the throngs of assembled suckers. Ahoy!

The Establishment converted Washington, DC, into a fortress guarded by troops strewn about on cold marble floors because that looked more compelling than showing them in cots and sleeping bags on sleeping mats that every one of them was issued. This is supposed to send a message of strength and resolution in response to a small riot that would barely have made the papers last summer but is now three of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because it happened at the Establishment’s house instead of at Sen. Josh Hawley’s house, or your house. When it was your business on fire, it was a mostly peaceful protest, and you needed to get over it.

When it happened to the people who let last summer fester, well, then it was an insurrection/coup/sedition for totally real. Hence, they summoned more soldiers to Washington to make sure a ceremony that nobody but the elite cares about goes off A-OK. Just think of what those soldiers could do stopping the bloodshed in Chicago, where the average Friday night sees exponentially more carnage than what those goofs – who seem to include some leftists – committed on Capitol Hill.

First on the Senate agenda will not be the Biden* program but the continuing effort to keep Trump in the news. The impeachment that moved faster than Brian Stelter, who is a potato, toward a chocolate doughnut will land with a thud in the Senate and then die there. I doubt there will even be a trial, not just because you can’t impeach someone who is no longer in the job you are impeaching him from but because a trial allows a discussion of contrary evidence, and the narrative can’t take that. We’ve already seen that some of the invaders were anti-Trump leftists.

They are also backpedaling on the “Hang Pence” stuff. Now, we’re also seeing that the FBI knew of the planning long before. This is all kind of hard to square with the Official Truth™ that the bad Orange Man incited the riot by observing to his audience on the Mall that they would soon be “marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard,” when the rioters planned to riot already. The flex is, of course, to argue that Trump pointing out the manifest flaws of the manifestly flawed election was itself incitement. It’s not really necessary to make a slippery slope argument about how this has the effect of criminalizing all dissenting speech when the point of the exercise is to ski down that slippery slope.

That we will be skipping the virtual inauguration is not to say that we have nothing to celebrate. We do. The fight begins anew. Many of us are energized. We have exposed some more squishy Establishment-loving weak links in the Cheney, as it were. We will primary them. We will make our GOP state legislatures clean up the crooked election system and impose a Social Media User’s Bill of Rights upon the digital dictators. We will continue to speak out, and if suppressed here, we will go pop up there and then pop off with twice the vigor. We will never surrender.

In fact, January 20 will inaugurate our offensive to take back our country.

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26 Comments
Southern Sage
Southern Sage
January 18, 2021 7:40 am

The last sentence is the most important in the article. The “inauguration” of the Presidential Kiddie Diddler is an absurd non-event and everybody knows it. I am sure the ranks of the poor National Guardsmen dragooned into this farce are even now throbbing (I can hear Uncle Joe panting) with laughter. I have a relative who lives near Washington. She tells me that what is going on is so crazy it reminds her of a Saturday Night Live skit. We should stop for a moment and a prayer of thanks that the Domestic Enemy is so utterly lacking in self-awareness or what a bunch of doofuses they are. “Temple of Democracy” my ass.
This Three Stooges spectacle will indeed be the beginning of the end of the left, though the clouds seem dark right now. I am not especially optimistic by nature but seeing this Democrat kabuki dance and listening to their shrieking gibberish has given me new hope. I could not have imagined in a million years that they would give us this gift.
Millions of Americans will be squirming in their chairs as they watch it. We should hope that the Upper East Side types who run the media (and who are not dummies) do not pull the plug on it. They may well conclude that this asshat show is so obvious even the bovine American public will start to wake up.
Be of good cheer. It is painful, frustrating and sad to see that Trump, in the end, was just a very ordinary man, led about by the nose by his smarmy crook of a son-in-law. He lacked the steel to throw down the gauntlet. Well, that is now water under the bridge.
The hair gel crowd currently cursing Trump and his people (that would be us, the American people) may look back on this day as the moment when their whole game started to unravel, stink, and go haywire.
Go long on rope.

Stucky
Stucky
  Southern Sage
January 18, 2021 7:54 am

“The last sentence is the most important in the article.”

I like the first sentence a lot, especially “the festival of Establishment onanism”. I wonder if everyone understands what “onanism” means. (If not, look it up ya wankers!)

Great comments. I feel more “good cheer” for reading it.

tabernac
tabernac
  Stucky
January 18, 2021 8:55 am

Thank you, I looked it up and can now replace some of my worn out vocabulary. I liked the idea of it being a Saturday Nite Live skit.I used to think
SNL was good but not so much anymore (no tv ).
Of the several things the Democrats or whatever they are are good at is pretense.

Machinist
Machinist
  Stucky
January 18, 2021 12:26 pm

I chuckled when I read that and wondered if you would comment on the word.
You have.
Onan used to make small engines (not the Onan of biblical times). I always wondered why the heck anybody would name a small engine company by that name. Back then, I believe the company was located in Wisconsin.
But, it gets worse.
Because today, it is operated by Cummins Onan.
What’s in a name?
(If you will recall, Onan was chastised by God for his actions.)

very old white guy
very old white guy
  Southern Sage
January 18, 2021 9:02 am

Be of good cheer? Half the people in the country accept this insanity. There are bad times ahead.

Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
  very old white guy
January 18, 2021 10:59 am

Then there will be no shortage of possible converts, and failing that, lots of targets.

The 47th Element
The 47th Element
  Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
January 18, 2021 11:21 am

Converts will be difficult.
Some sort of realization has to happen on a personal level that an idea or philosophy is flawed, illogical, or even dangerous. Many are resistant to things that are blatantly obvious to many other people unless it directly affects them in a negative way.

Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
  The 47th Element
January 18, 2021 3:05 pm

If you require negative affectation it will be observable in spades.

ED
ED
  Southern Sage
January 18, 2021 11:50 am

SS,

The problem is, they can do a whole hell of a lot of damage to the Constitution and the Bill of Rights before 2022. Can they push gun laws through? Me thinks so.

Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
  ED
January 18, 2021 3:11 pm

Do you think anybody is going to comply? This weekend, people were paying $1,000 a case for 9mm 115 fmj range ammo. Over $1,000 delivered for M193 Ball. No one paying prices like that is handing it over.

ED
ED

We will be picked off one at a time. Did you hear about the nurse that went into the capital?

Her DAUGHTER outed her.

Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
  ED
January 18, 2021 8:51 pm

Only dumbasses are going to be doing any of this stuff in the capital with thousands recording it. If the oppressors are getting picked off one at a time as well how do you think that might work out?
Fuck whatever you are being told by the liars of the MSM. Right before your eyes you are seeing TPTB degrade and insult tens of thousands of Nat Guard personnel. Way bigger deal than some woman with a loser kid.

ED
ED

I did not say to go to the capitol to do anything. I’m saying they will pass laws and then hoover us up one by one.

The 47th Element
The 47th Element
January 18, 2021 9:36 am

One of the things I will be looking forward to is whether Trump decides to go along with the Establishment Grand Illusion of Installment, or if he abandons the event altogether. Vice President Benedict Pence will be there with his prepared speech, anticipating his future Establishment pieces of silver.
If I was Trump I’d make a statement by leaving and disappear, then inconveniently re-appear elsewhere. Let the media whores make of it what they please. They so badly want a false flag event to occur. Depriving them of a state-level event to divert blame would be excellent theater. Simply leaving would indicate a lack of faith in the new Administration and their legitimacy at home and abroad.
Personally, I won’t be watching the fiasco on TV because there’s nothing interesting to be gained from doing so. The rule of law is gone and the Republic is finished. The rigged political die has been cast and the time for talking bipartisan solutions is over.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  The 47th Element
January 18, 2021 10:04 am

47th – To a democrat, bipartisan is doing it my way and partisan is doing it your way.
They tell the squishy republicans to get on board so we can show the people we can work together. I think we can look for a lot of “bipartisanship” over the next few months as the billionaire$ threaten to withhold money from anyone who does not go along with the program.

The 47th Element
The 47th Element
  TN Patriot
January 18, 2021 10:22 am

The Progs have made a Faustian bargain with their financiers. At some point the politically correct insanity and corruption will go overboard and when some don’t go along with the Plan, a circular firing squad will ensue. Evil tends to consume itself because it recognizes no moral limits.
I’ll enjoy watching the Democrats and their cohorts eat each other but whatever evolves will be very dangerous to deal with.

KaD
KaD
  The 47th Element
January 18, 2021 11:29 am

I wonder if he’s still alive or is the bastards did a Romanov on him.

yahright
yahright
January 18, 2021 10:15 am

My Google based mind control device(cell phone) Has articles every day about how Biden will get rid of good things that Trump did. I never watch the inauguration BS.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
January 18, 2021 10:41 am

I got an email suggesting we turn off the TV from 1200-1330 ET on the 20th during the inauguration to make a point to the media and TV providers that we don’t accept a stolen election. It’s a fool’s errand, but what the hey. Sounds good to me.

Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
Harrington Richardson: GOPe Are Quislings
  clayusmcret
January 18, 2021 11:10 am

We have Communistcast. It doesn’t work half the time so they probably wouldn’t be able to tell.

The 47th Element
The 47th Element
  clayusmcret
January 18, 2021 11:13 am

Fine with me. I’ll be working and nowhere near a TV set.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  clayusmcret
January 18, 2021 12:49 pm

They don’t give a rat’s ads if you accept it or not. So why bother?

tabernac
tabernac
  clayusmcret
January 18, 2021 6:21 pm

My suggestion is turn off the tv forever
( only a suggestion.. I think I know what mc is and I thank you)

cornflake_jackson
cornflake_jackson
January 18, 2021 11:16 am

A bit of a rosy view, to my ears. Primary out the RiNOS? Force a social media change? How droll. Like you would be allowed to do so! None of that can or will happen without a long and bloody fight. There must be a reckoning then, with whatever is left over, re-construction (We all remember how that went) and something better….maybe. No way out but through and that by blood. I hope we have stomachs to see it through.

KaD
KaD
January 18, 2021 11:26 am

I hope Satan’s minions have a blast. You can’t ask for your soul back once you’ve lost it.

Craven Warrior
Craven Warrior
January 18, 2021 2:43 pm

I’d rather watch paint dry.