SEATTLE, WA—Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has announced he will be stepping down from the company he founded to spend more time focusing on his lifelong dream of being a Bond Villain.
“Running Amazon with my army of warehouse minions has been fun,” he said, “but it has really taken me away from some of my lifelong passions– like building superweapons in space to dry up the world’s oceans, or creating a killer virus so I can make trillions selling the cure, or having a shark tank in my living room!”
Bezos will be spending the next decade constructing an undersea lair where he will spend most of his retirement. He has warned MI6 and the CIA to “stay out of his business.”
“Don’t anyone try to stop me! You will fail– even you, 007. HEeee hee hee hee h–” Bezos stopped and cleared his throat. “Still working on the evil laugh, sorry.”
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What putz……who gives a damn anyway……
His replacement is a jew with a stated fondness for censorship. To celebrate his ascension, Amazon banned another 50 or so books jews don’t like.
He was running AWS – Amazon Web Services –
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/johnpaczkowski/amazon-parler-aws
So, expect more shit like this
https://national-justice.com/organization-behind-tech-censorship-funded-study-saying-its-figment-your-imagination
I guess the real question is what sort of sick shit Lauren Sanchez talked Bezos into participating in, for those hidden Mossad cameras.
Minor prediction: Bezos will blow most of his wealth over the next few decades supporting really shitty leftist politics and causes that just happen to benefit jews in some fashion.
IS THIS WHY JEFF BEZOS JUST UP AND QUIT AS AMAZON CEO?
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