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Via NY Post

Outrage over twerking dancers at Australian military ceremony

"Standards in the ADF, and definitely when commissioning a ship, should be a little bit higher than that," said Phillip Bruce Thompson, an Australian politician and former soldier.

Awkward move!

Australian military brass appeared gobsmacked when the country’s navy invited a group of scantily clad dancers to gyrate at a formal ceremony.

In footage of the event, the women are shown wearing red berets and tiny black shorts as they twerk in unison next to a newly unveiled naval ship in Sydney last weekend, according to a clip from ABC Australia.

The video is interspersed with stone-faced officers in the audience.

The steamy dance number outraged some government officials who called it disgraceful and tone-deaf, the outlet reported.

“What would Horatio Nelson think of this s–tshow?” one unnamed official fumed, referencing the late British naval commander. “Many [members of Parliament] have expressed surprise at this ceremony to government.”

Military officers gobsmacked by twerking dancers at ceremony.
Military officers were gobsmacked by twerking dancers at the ceremony.
Screenshot ABC 

The source added, “The dancers are beside the point — we’re meant to be a fighting force.”

The dancers had been asked to perform at the event celebrating the commission of a new warship, which was attended by the chief of the defense force, the country’s governor general and members of Parliament.

Military officers gobsmacked by twerking dancers at ceremony.
The dancers had been asked to perform at the event celebrating the commission of a new warship.
Screenshot ABC 

Phillip Bruce Thompson, an Australian politician and former soldier, said the standards for military events should be higher.

“Standards in the ADF, and definitely when commissioning a ship, should be a little bit higher than that,” he said. “We’ve got the CDF, we’ve got members of Parliament there, and the governor-general’s there, I don’t think it’s appropriate to be twerking.”

Military officers gobsmacked by twerking dancers at ceremony.
The steamy dance number outraged some government officials.
Screenshot ABC
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34 Comments
Just Thinking
Just Thinking
April 15, 2021 7:31 am

Does that mean the US DoD is canceling the pregnant, flightsuit wearing, transgendered POC smashing a bottle of non-alcoholic champagne on the bow of the navy’s next supercarrier?

Tabernac
Tabernac
April 15, 2021 7:42 am

The Au military was reminded that their role is”lethal violence” by a member of parliament . Well the enemy just died laughing. Mission accomplished! Calling Australia Oz starts to make sense.

Ivan
Ivan
  Tabernac
April 15, 2021 9:10 am

That’s shackle draggers for you.

B. Les White
B. Les White
April 15, 2021 7:44 am

Cut these girls some slack. Twerking to God save the Queen is not easy. You try it

Stucky
Stucky
April 15, 2021 7:50 am

Pisses me off! Why do white people wanna be like niggers? WHY??? Isn’t that … cultural appropriation??? Fucken skank ho’s … every one of them.

The link provided in the article is broken. Here is this one ….

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  Stucky
April 15, 2021 8:05 am

The term is “whiggers” and yep, i don’t get it either.

Ghost
Ghost
  Stucky
April 15, 2021 1:47 pm

Perhaps this skank writhing on a battleship in front of her teen-age son is more appropriate?

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Ghost
April 16, 2021 3:37 am

I never like Cher. But I did like Sonny.

Stucky
Stucky
April 15, 2021 7:51 am

The Aussies should have brought in THIS group!!!!!!

Leah
Leah
  Stucky
April 15, 2021 8:35 am

That would have been too logical. Thanks for sharing. It was a pleasure to watch. Love the cadence.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Stucky
April 15, 2021 5:04 pm

Total combined IQ of 48. Just what you want in soldiers. I know a lot of Maoris. Leading them would be like herding cats. Discipline would be nigh on impossible.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  Llpoh
April 16, 2021 12:56 am

You are fucking spot on with that assesment. Australian transport and distribution industry is full of these absolute dumb kunts, who profess their love for the third rate shitholes they left and denigrate Australia to maximum effect. They have no intelligence, can’t read or write yet these are the unionised fuckers demanding $30ph for nothing.

Didius Julianus
Didius Julianus
  Stucky
April 15, 2021 7:19 pm

Hell yes! The are from New Zealand!

Didius Julianus
Didius Julianus
  Didius Julianus
April 15, 2021 7:20 pm

My bad, Tonga. NZ has similar. That said, there are a bunch of pansies here too, just not sure how many are in the military.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
April 15, 2021 8:49 am

Thank God at least some Australians are speaking about about this. For decades I have watched the decline in public standards in our own country. “Twerking”? You can see it in the baboon cage in the zoo. What kind of woman behaves like that in public? How about so-called “gentlemen’s clubs”? These are all over the country now. Fat slobs pay sluts to dance naked in front of them. I am no prude and titty clubs are OK, I guess, for bachelor parties. But what kind of man goes to these dives every week and what kind of woman prances around without her clothes in front of a crowd of leering strangers? Saw a movie last night. Actually, it was not bad. But two of the main characters were a couple of lesbians. I do not care what perverts do in private. If they go public, they should be flogged through the streets. As Kurt says in his recent article, there is a backlash coming and it will not be limited to political and racial issues.

GNL
GNL
  Southern Sage
April 15, 2021 10:44 am

I think the world is awashed in and in a fight against narcissism.

very old white guy
very old white guy
April 15, 2021 9:05 am

Nothing shows the seriousness of an event like twerking girls in shorts.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  very old white guy
April 15, 2021 9:22 am

And Che Guevara berets.comment image

Stucky
Stucky
April 15, 2021 9:31 am

Hey! Chief! Be careful before eating the fucken lettuce!!!

“The Aldi supermarket chain is investigating after an Australian woman found a live venomous snake in her lettuce this week”

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https://www.rt.com/news/520994-aldi-snake-in-lettuce/

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Stucky
April 15, 2021 10:18 am

That’s just part of making a salad in Australia. Step 1: remove live venomous snake…

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Stucky
April 15, 2021 4:56 pm

Fucking deadly snakes are everywhere in Oz. I hate the bastards.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 15, 2021 10:22 am

Are we not supposed to notice that most of those women could stand to lose 30-40 pounds?

GNL
GNL
  Iska Waran
April 15, 2021 11:00 am

Twerking requires a big ass so it acts like jello .

Here let Stevie Ray Vaughn explain it to you…

You went away baby
You got back a little too late
You went away baby
You got back a little too late
I’ve got a cool shakin’ baby
Shake like jello on a plate
You know she’s fightin’ below
Yes and when she stops
(the) Place, it shakes like jello

Didius Julianus
Didius Julianus
  Iska Waran
April 15, 2021 7:23 pm

Just what I was thinking

KaD
KaD
April 15, 2021 10:23 am

Twerking is for niggers. Never tried it, never will.

falconflight
falconflight
  KaD
April 15, 2021 11:53 am

I get you don’t eat grubs or head hunt neither…

subwo
subwo
April 15, 2021 10:42 am

Where is the intrepid newsman? Paper should report RAN TURNS BLIND EYE ALLOWING TWERKFEST AT HMAS SUPPLY COMMISHIONING.

empty void filler
empty void filler
April 15, 2021 11:55 am

tune in next time when it will be trannies twerking.

falconflight
falconflight
April 15, 2021 12:13 pm

Disciplinary action warranted.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
  falconflight
April 15, 2021 2:13 pm

Au contraire; the officer who planned this new-military themed exhibition for the commissioning ceremony of a Royal Australian Navy “warship” will be looking at promotion to a flag rank for the strategic vision displayed, mate.

Ghost
Ghost
April 15, 2021 1:52 pm

Tale Hookers?

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
April 15, 2021 2:15 pm

If that display doesn’t have the Peoples Republic of China Navy shitting their britches, nothing will.

Llpoh
Llpoh
April 15, 2021 5:00 pm

HSF -reasonably big news. Everyone is running for cover over this. It does not look like it was authorized by military brass. People are incensed.

Oz has a proud military history. The Australian/NewZealand forces (ANZACS) served as British cannon fodder at Gallipoli, etc. The British did truly horrible things to the Anzacs.

I guess Australia is just following the US’s lead on all things military. Pregnant pilot flight suits are probably being developed as we type.

Putin would be laughing too hard to stand up I suspect.