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I am starting to see why people used to not be obese.
Harold’s plan was unorthodox, but it was the easiest way to get the furniture upstairs.
Unstoppable force beats immovable object.
George took his job description of bouncer a little too literally.
The day Darwin’s Law pruned one of the branches. 🙁
He let the ghost out of the gun.
Anti-cock brakes.
Again, don’t use the jake break.
Oh, yeah…keep your red-heads. No problem. We’ll make do.
uhhh nope
Yes car go!
Official fish of faggots.
It’s an Angel dragqueen fish.
Homemade pain.
I’ll expect to sample these on my next visit.
Okay, this is timely. I just bought a jar of Luxardo for my Manhattans. They’re supposed to be the best. They’re okay…kinda mealy, okay taste, I’ll be going with the bourbon cherries from now on. Frankly, wine infused are the best. Glad I tried them, but…no. $22.99 a jar, too, so there’s that. Giuseppe Carpano Antica Formula Vermouth does far more for a Manhattan than these cherries.
Seriously, parallel parking is not that fucking difficult.
Nice….very nice. Going fishing tommorrow.
Topwater special.
New for seniors; pre-digested food!
Jerry survived the slide but was later harpooned.
How else are we going to oil our lamps?
Too bad for Mario the sign faced this way.
See, flying cars DO exist.
Cheap bastards probably didn’t even use 1 nail in that thing. Wouldn’t trust my life on it.
The professor finally got the gang off of Gilligan’s island.
Sill safer than a government -“maintained” bridge.
Bamboo is a pretty strong material. Go to any Asian city and they use it for scaffolding on skyscrapers
So there, Stalin!
They’re both “corrupt”
Democratics “the most corrupt”
I have a hard time believing Republicans were any less corrupt when Lincoln suspended the rule of law to murder former countrymen or when the Federal Reserve Act was voted on.
The Federal Reserve was established under Wilson – a Democrat.
How old are you? Most people are more concerned with what is going on currently because they can do something about it.
My what short memories.
Yep.
Okay, I’m no longer white. Now gimme welfare, food stamps, Medicaid, public housing, and entry into Stanford tuition free.
Wait! You forgot your prepaid cell phone.
Why would I want to rehab from being White, Chelsea? I like being White. There is nothing wrong with it. How about you rehab from being a Satanic worshipping witch?
1000 ^^^
And shit.
it’s ok to be white.
Re-affirmed when I see my face in the mirror.
“I really love ya, man!”
“You’re still not getting my Fancy Feast”.
Egg yokes.
Except the four-legged kind never had a choice.
And it looks like the two legged kind is about to lose their ability to choose.
And if anyone knows meat, it’s Jenna Jameson.
Yeah, buddy!
DAMN. Those shrooms are fantastic!!!
Mayor of Houston latest dance moves.
Hey, monkey, what do you think of mandatory vaccines?
Mayor of Houston saying it ok to be White.
Mayor of Houston following the lead….