5 Things That GOTTA Hurt!!

It’s Sunday and here’s my attempt to bring Blessings to your life.  How so?  Because you ain’t these people, thank God!

#1)  Falling off a balcony and bouncing off the cement …. that’s GOTTA hurt!

#2) Getting run over by a cement truck  …. that’s GOTTA hurt!

#3) Crashing head-on into a semi and exploding  …. that’s GOTTA hurt!

#4) When a guy doing the filming screams “Aaaaargh! Ohmigod!!”  …. that’s GOTTA hurt!

#5) When you’re just strolling along and a Palm Tree falls on your head  …. that’s GOTTA hurt!

STAY SAFE THIS SUNDAY —- THE END

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Author: Stucky

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Georges S
Georges S
May 31, 2021 7:37 am

I don’t think the guy who exploded had the time to think too much.

Melty
Melty
  Georges S
May 31, 2021 9:29 am

Sorta the old adage what was was the 1st thing that went through JFK jrs mind when he hit the water?

The windshield

Doc
Doc
  Georges S
May 31, 2021 1:32 pm

No. He saw that truck when it was too late. He had an “OH SHIT” moment.

GNL
GNL
May 31, 2021 7:51 am

I think I’ll take a little extra precautions today.

Georges S
Georges S
  GNL
May 31, 2021 8:23 am

You don’t want to make money selling your video to daily something???

Brewer55
Brewer55
May 31, 2021 8:10 am

That last video is how Greg Abbott, Gov of TX, was put in a wheelchair. Strolling along (jogging actually) to have a tree fall on him.

Doc
Doc
  Brewer55
May 31, 2021 1:37 pm

The people “rescuing” the tree victim most likely did more harm than good. You should move someone from immediate peril like a burning car no matter the injuries. Once the tree was removed from the victim, the only movement should be to maintain an adequate airway for breathing. It was quite likely that this person suffered significant spinal injuries. Moving someone that way could very likely sever the spinal cord.

Ginger
Ginger
  Doc
May 31, 2021 1:47 pm

Should have waited for an American Doctor.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  Ginger
May 31, 2021 1:57 pm

Haha!

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
May 31, 2021 9:44 am

Me thinks you must be really bored again.

Yahsure
Yahsure
May 31, 2021 10:43 am

People getting run over because they are taking on a phone. I have little sympathy. I can feel for the others who remind me of how I was doing ok and taking care of business and wham, stuff like the 08 crash and covid happened.

KaD
KaD
  Yahsure
May 31, 2021 11:07 am

Clue: When Darwin calls, don’t answer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 31, 2021 11:03 am

oi, that palm tree didn’t just ‘it that b***h; it jumped on ‘er and rolled around.

Machinist
Machinist
  Stucky
May 31, 2021 12:51 pm

Didn’t you tree a coon once?

Doc
Doc
  Stucky
May 31, 2021 1:40 pm

It’s quite possible that the “rescuers” killed her (see above).

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
May 31, 2021 1:53 pm

I hope those were all Progressives.

Two if by sea. Three if by aliens.
Two if by sea. Three if by aliens.
May 31, 2021 3:16 pm

The old adage, when it’s your time…comes to mind.

Rusty Pipes
Rusty Pipes
May 31, 2021 3:31 pm

There are people at home, alone, reading this with a mask on. THAT’S gotta hurt…