WASHINGTON, D.C.—Health officials have raised serious concerns about the state of Press Secretary Jen Psaki’s health after she revealed in a briefing that she “has trouble keeping up with Biden.”
“This is bad– really, really bad,” said health expert Dr. Hans Gundersen to the press. “Biden is in really bad shape. We’re not even sure Biden is legally still alive right now, or what exactly is holding him together or animating his limbs and causing sounds to come out of his mouth. It’s a total mystery. I have fewer concerns about the health of the possum I ran over in my car this morning than I do with Biden. It’s really, really not good. What was I even talking about? Oh yeah– Psaki. If she’s having trouble keeping up with that guy, then she’s in serious trouble health-wise.”
Several other doctors have come forward, diagnosing Psaki with a host of possible conditions, including chronic fatigue syndrome, actue liver and kidney failure, fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
“Any of these could be the cause of Paski having issues keeping up with Biden,” said Gundersen.
Psaki is being urged to check herself into the White House Medical Unit as soon as possible.
“Please Jen! Before it’s too late!” said Gundersen.
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Lying after while become very hard on your mental and physical state. That aside, did this start after she had receive the gene therapy shot?
They worry about the health of court jester but not the king?
Sounds like she is hearing the grim reaper of justice calling…
Looks like she could use an enema.
I, too, have trouble keeping up with what he is talking about. He keeps interrupting himself to make sleazy comments about little girls.
At least Epstein fooled around with teenage girls.
I find the wretch somehow attractive. She has no muscle tone but her face is… somehow… attractive. I feel shame.
Did your sister have a Raggedy Ann doll while you were growing up? Maybe there is some link there.
This really proves that libtards have no sense of humor.
The entire rest of the world is laughing so loud and hard at them, and they don’t even recognize it. (shaking my head) we are doomed.