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I see why he’s fat.
A young JB Pritzker, gubner of Ill-annoy
Pole dancing?
Banana Python
demoncrat- national debt.
well, look who showed up!! I hope you are well, sir…
Very well, thanks…
Now from a f.f. precursor, to a
SATURDAY SUCCESS!
Groucho and Harpo got there 80 years ago…
World Baked Bean festival suffers tragic ending.
Excellent, MrL!
Scene from Wash. DC? Asking for a friend
One can only hope….
World’s Greatest Idiot suffers tragic ending.
Zeke was the first — and last — vaudeville performer to perfect the one-man swinging a board around gag. He forgot to duck, sadly, and that was that.
What comes around- goes around.
Russia or Eastern Europe where men are still masculine, women are still feminine and guys protect their chickie.
WTH did we let happen and why?
He’s going to get the best bj’s of his life for the next 2 weeks.
Yeah, but she shoulda pulled a Ruger .357 magnum out of her purse to back him up.
Remember these SOBs were bailed out to the tune of $150 billion? Well that’s about a millionth as bad as all the shit that’s gone down in the last year and a half.
She must’ve been looking in a mirror.
Mayor of Houston’s mom when she first laid eyes on little Sylvester.
Oh my God, he drowned! Pass the popcorn.
flyswatter
Must have triggered the return policy
A bit early in the weekend for doggie-po rn, isn’t? Shouldn’t the redheads come first?
That bitch is a total slut.
Did someone say Kamala? Asking for a friend.
Ladies should always come first
And I thought it was a from congressional meeting
It is. Democrat on the left, Republican on the right, and the American Taxpayer in the middle.
Progressive iteration for after the para-pult?
Providing comfort to his natural enemy, his name is Fauci.
No, Fauci is the rat. The MSM is the cat.
I present our Congress, pussies and rats
So that’s what those kind of forks are for…
. . . I always wondered why they were twisted like that – awkward to hold as a young child.
(Yeah, you guessed it, no Italians in my family.)
How tyrants are created or boots lost
Reparations.
I’m guessing she turned down his date request?
That one just keeps on ignoring our “look before you leap” advice.
“nailed” the landing
Thanks for the perfect action gif I can use here in Europe to explain to my friends what exactly that hitherto imaginary (for them) strike zone is.
Also explain what the warning track means and that the centre fielder is an idiot.
True, and I will.
But here in Scandinavia they don’t play baseball or watch it enough to learn about such finer points yet.
Seriously, I have had real trouble conveying the concept of a strike being called when the batter didn’t swing. Or when a ball is called when he didn’t swing. Kinda funny since I am NO fan of the game having been taken to a fair few when I was a teen in the US.
That said, cricket is FAR worse. Far, far, FAR worse.
Also explain that that box superimposed by the tv station as nothing to with whether the umpire will call a pitch a ball or a strike.
Also, that just because a pitch in a particular spot was called a strike for one pitcher doesn’t mean a pitch in the same spot will be called a strike for the opposing pitcher
Well done!
Holy Crap!
The Cypress will blow out at 1200′, if the snoozer has one.
But this operator just saved the snoozer’s ass.
Wonder what knocked him out?
You didn’t see the midair ?
The lost pre-historic prototype for a Klingon Bird of Prey?
Precision of nature – the grab and fly
There are REALLY FEW of these gifs I’d like to have the sound for, but…
. . . this is one of those few. LOL
I wonder where they installed the thermite and C-4 in this one?
Only the CIA knows for sure (and maybe the Mossad).
What about the NWO-Davos-Gang? Don’t they own all part of most of the world’s governments?
They don’t worry about minor details.
The future.
I said “surfer’s up!” not “surf’s up!”
Nature knows what to spit out and when
I like this new more charismatic convent movement a lot. I’d say it’s even better than “Buddy Christ.”
NILF. Nun I’d like to fuck.
What type of meat do popes eat? Nun.
How do you get a Nun pregnant?
Dress her up like a choir boy.
How does the pope hole his Liquor? By the ears.
White privilege! Cancel him.
“White Men Can’t Jump”
We don’t have to.
But guess who gets to take a knee in the NBA
Bobo gets to meet his real parents for the first time.
And they’re Democrats!
Another first for Friday Fail. A beaver shot.
I think its a capybara.
It is.
Better.
A wet beaver shot.
So the asshole cats are teaching the dog all of their bad habits. How wonderful.
I guess the cats got bored with all the slobbery “Yes Master, I’ll do whatever you want” crap, and taught him how to grow a pair..
Cats are the assholes of the animal kingdom. Once you understand that, you can relate to them.
Oh, thank God he saved the skunk!
I think he wanted his cup back
All he had to do was grab him by the tail. I’m an old country boy, we do this all the time, and no smell on your hand at all. Then we give them the heave ho! Just get them to go behind something, reach in, and grab. They can’t spray if their back feet aren’t on the ground
Souvlaki would be better
With baklava for dessert.
Ho ho ho! Bring me Han Solo, and the Wookie.
I call him Nadler.
I’d call him Fatmo.
I’ll call her triggly fluff.
Glock,………..you are sick.
Every stereotype has a ‘bucket’ of truth in it.
Fat rolls over the kneecap. That’s a new one.
Two buckets of fat!
does this dress make my bucket look fat
It puts the lotion on its skin,
or it gets the hose again.
No matter how cute she is, somewhere there’s a guy who can’t deal with her psychotic bullshit any longer.
Yeah.
Stylish.
Not.
And when he grows up, he wants to build bridges in Minnesota.
Love you girl
Today on Wild Kingdom we learn how the crocodile produces chicken manure.
You’d react the same way if a chicken stuck its claw in your nose! (watch closely)
“Damn, cuz, watch where you steppin!”
Wish I could get some little fur-bearer to do that to me.
I think I’d have let it have a chihuahua or two myself.
my kinda woman..
my kinda bear…
La cage aux folles?
La cage aux fags.
Bob la cage aux folles was a movie about fags
Oh. Glad I missed it.
La Cage Aux Folles was the Broadway musical.
Birdcage with Robin Williams was the movie.
FML for knowing that.
Early release?
Pray it doesn’t breed with the KFC hottie.
winner winner chicken dinner
La cage aux chickens.
Maybe he mistook it for a Taurus?
Reminds me about a lady driving a yugo in the north woods north of Grand Marias MN some 30 yrs ago came upon a moose going same direction when she gave a honk to alert the moose. However, it must not have liked that foreign horn and turned and stomped that little car down to where the roof was flattened down on her to where the fire dept needed the jaws to get her out. They are more dangerous than the black bears.
I always pull for the bull…
The only way that would be an acceptable invention would be if it worked in reverse. I am concerned this one could give the “health” authorities a VERY bad idea.
Sorry for the down vote. But I’m in medicine and I just can’t stand any more insanity.
Frabjous Day is coming, and sanity will return to Wonderland.
I refuse to belive otherwise.