WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden administration has decided to crack down hard on those who spread covid misinformation on social media. Because of this, Press Secretary Jen Psaki has been promptly and permanently removed from all social media platforms.
“We take this ban very seriously,” a Biden official said. “Ol’ Jen had an enormous reach online, and our system received so many notifications of misinformation by her that she was automatically removed.”
Psaki now has a lifetime ban on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TiKTok, and even lower traffic sites such as AOL Instant Messenger. The social media ban is as thorough as it is severe in hopes of teaching others a lesson about spreading misinformation.
Many people were surprised to see the government ban the press secretary, but it seems that even they were fooled by the onslaught of misinformation. They just regret that they didn’t see it and ban her sooner.
“Our algorithms confirmed that Jen Psaki spreads more misinformation in one press conference than most other people do in their entire lives,” said Mark Zuckerberg after he confirmed Facebook would permanently be removing her from the social network. “We expected it to just get far-right QAnon crazies, but the algorithm doesn’t lie. All hail the algorithm!”
“All hail the algorithm!” chanted his army of Facebook interns standing dutifully nearby.
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Rich.
She is in need of an orange Gitmo jumpsuit.
The BEE is usually spot on with their satire.
But it’s time they missed….this is just delusional.
Elaborate, will ‘ya?
All satire has at least some truth involved….is based in reality to some extent. But the claim any social media companies would ever censor anyone who is part of the Biden crime syndicate is pure fantasy…. willful delusion and thus NOT satire
But she is guilty of spreading misinformation.
We can only hope but it ain’t gonna happen.
I am still chuckling from Harrington Richardson’s comment the other day:
“Bozo’s bastard child Jen Psaki committed a massive faux paux this week……”
In reality, I think she was purposely selected for the role as redheads seem to sometimes bring out the worst reactions in mankind. Kinda like many of the queers Bozo Dementia has inserted in highly visible spots.
Gotta wonder, though, why the Pedo Pres hasn’t bothered to select Webb and Hillary’s bastard child for some high profile plum job.
That comment was funny but with an element of, “Hey, to think that Bozo’s sperm created that thing is a bit insulting to Bozo.”
Obama flunkie.
anybody seen Gina Haspel ?
Many in the media will be charged as enemy combatants.