WORLD—After a century of hard-fought battles for equal rights, the feminist movement has finally achieved its ultimate goal of obliterating women’s sports, relabeling mothers “birthing persons,” and getting women drafted into the military.
“We are so proud of what we have achieved,” said Mandy Chandrilla, a biological man who now identifies as a female feminist. “Women were so oppressed, and we realized there was really no way around it, so we just rendered the term ‘woman’ meaningless and effectively eliminated women as a meaningful category of human altogether. Hooray for feminism!”
Chandrilla then shotgunned a beer and crushed the can on her head in celebration.
According to experts, women can now enjoy soul-crushing corporate jobs, lose in sports to transgender heroes, get shot in battle, grow a mustache, and act as gender-neutral spawning bags for biologically male partners.
Women all over the world are thanking feminism for its tremendous achievement in eliminating inequality by turning them into men. “This is just what we wanted,” said all the women everywhere. “Great job everyone!”
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It’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between satire and reality.
The BB is quickly becoming the goto news source.
The BEE stopped being satire the day Biden was inaugurated and the US became satire.
This would be funnier if it wasn’t so true.
Who started this feminism insanity, anyway?
Well you are so weak, you asked for it. Your fate is decided. BTW, this isn’t feminism. Traditional (Oy) feminists like Camille Paglia (Homosexual) have strongly spoken out against these LBGTQ types claiming to be feminists. So strongly has she and some other 1960’s feminists railed against what we’re observing that their livelihoods are threatened, even as tenured professors.
Cue the Hasbrat.
Polly wanna Kraker
Are you seriously making the (((Harvy Weinstein))) defense? That it’s the victims’ fault, because they didn’t fight you off? Is this the type of insane shit you tell yourselves after murdering Palestinian babies? That it’s really *their* fault, because they didn’t stop you? This explains a lot about you people.
The Germans were right about you, you’re literally an entire race of psychopaths – it’s the only thing that explains all of your behavior.
It is what kikes do, so he can’t help himself. They have an inverted moral system from us.
This can not be pointed out often enough. Now do communism and homosexual activism.
This what I learned at a younger age is, “Poopin’ in yer messkit.” So, feminists are women? Then why would you do this to your kind? Here’s a hammer … go over there and pound yerself on yer head.