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Just in case you forgot already; THE PCR TESTS DON’T WORK. The pandemic has never been real. Today on Friday Fail let’s celebrate that and give aneurisms to those EU scolds, who are shitting themselves that right-wing extremists dare to laugh at their inanity and insanity, by poking fun at all they hold dear.
Let me start by appealing to transgender freaks (and their LGBTQ+DEMS=LUNATICS allies) to go ahead and chop away your sexual organs so you can’t further pollute the gene pool.
The morans who created the article’s name is: (drum roll)
Maik Fielitz and Reem Ahmed.
(not quit European)
Well, the tests do “work”, but they don’t necessarily give you an answer to the right question. If they do a 40x multiplication, it will detect dead virus fragments and call it a positive result.
I have also read recently, that it is not specific to Covid, but also detects flu. (Only one article, so take with a grain of salt.)
works fine- wrecked the world economy and convinced everybody they’re sick .
TEll that to the province of quebec
And the capitol riots were not done by Trump supporters! Just the FBI and deep state operatives
-1 by a leftist sheeple.
Had a very memorable evening with a a young lass in London, Ontario back in the mid nineties…. London Ramada…..
Some folks might go for 1000…..
for the second time ever .Thank you, friends…
What say we get this Friday Fail started??
Awww, She looks like my older female.
Thought you got divorced.
This Labour Day Weekend prepare to get annihilated as the deplorables present “Mega Monster Truck Rally” to piss the hell out of the leftist morons. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! The first hundred to the gate get a shotgun and barrel of Tennessee whisky. Sunday!
We’ll sell you the whole seat!
But you’ll only need the edge!
I could actually hear the echo in my head. Impressive.
Glad that you stopped in, friend..thanks
I can’t believe that people go to things like this in indoor stadiums. You might as well just sit at home in your closed garage with your engine running. Don’t get me wrong. I love stuff like this….just in outdoor stadiums.
Hey, kitty, I think you can do better.
That’s really quite impressive, pal, but make way for the strippers.
So, petting the pussy leads to poking. Too bad it took me 66 years to learn that.
Or it leads to “go powder you nose”.
Here I thought windows were only for quick egress when the husband came home.
Oh, this is why the Pentagon charges six million bucks for a bottle opener.
Why is the liberal on the right and the conservative on the left?
Must be the U.K.
They are in Australia!
Fishing practice
February, 1945. Dresden.
So now we’re watching cats watching cat videos?
Like watching democrats wave the Flag.
I’d like to see those kids humiliate the US women’s team.
No need. They do it to themselves.
I don’t care who humiliates the US Women’s Team.
Even if it’s Dirty Mike and the boys.
You said “women” LOL!
Yeah, The FC Dallas under 15 boys team already kicked their dyke, kneeling, anti-American bitch asses.
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
A wet Budweiser bird.
Ever hear of Dos Equis ?
Well this is Uno Ave.
Birdweiser.
My grandma’s parakeet used to get in her highball and drink up.
Idiot! I wanted a fire. Am I supposed to cover myself with worms to stay warm?
Reminds me of Rocky and Bullwinkle when Bullwinkle inherited the worm farm.
They think a mole is approaching so they are getting out of the ground, in case you wanted to know. In case you didn’t want to know as well.
I’ve heard the same from some of my mole friends..the worm eating bastards..
Bill waited a bit too long to shove Carl outside for a much needed shower.
Its the portal to OZ.
Stargate to Atlantis.
Had a tornado pass over our shop on it’s way to Love Field. Looked the same way. Awesome power
Crap. I was waiting for a creature to emerge from the pond to drag them to their deaths.
Or at least him – the unromantic ####
She’s blond, what did you expect?
And fat.
Big girls enjoy a lil lovin’, too
Crap. I was waiting for a creature to emerge from the ocean to drag him to his death.
That will happen when he gets to the Verizon store.
Shoes $25….Cell Phone $850. Great choice pussy boy.
Water dance… priceless.
Her simple kiss was so sensual it made my hare stand on end.
What else does she do like a rabbit?
Eat?
Hey dog; fuck you. Neener neener neener. . . Oh shit!
Georgie’s Tire Shop’s answer to the union demand for 45 bucks an hour.
They got rid of the guy that mounts it with explosive vapor from two weeks ago?
That surprised me. Looked like a shit was going to happen.
It’s OK, you have a mask on.
That’s why he pissed on her……good dog.
Uh, anyone like their steak burnt yet raw?
My wife.
I think that is an improperly done sear prior to going into a hot oven/bbq. Good piece of meat though, nicely marbled. Looks like he didn’t salt it 6 hours prior however. It would be dark red if he did.
It’s what’s for dinner… and breakfast and…
You pan sear it, then put it in the smoker.
My wife uses the smoke detector for a food timer.
She and I could be buddies…
8 gifs later…
If Biden has his way, this will be the last pipeline left in America.
I didn’t know they did that when you wound them up.
winding the watch dog
you little yapper
Is it too obvious if I point put her face is scarier?
Bet she let a shart?
Carol was so traumatized that she went back for 6 more Big Mac meals, extra large fries.
And a large diet Coke?
and a large diet coke
I don’t want to scare you away, Bret, but where do you stand on the subject of marriage?
Looks like this bridge, the Millau Viaduct:
Pro BASE idea.
Technically, he didn’t jump off the bridge.
He jumped off a truck.
Plus, nobody calls the cops on a suspected jumper.
He’s got a lot of brass.
Caring about Cuomo’s sexual escapades to the exclusion of his murder of thousands of seniors is like caring about littering the landscape with spent shells rather than corpses.
what about trump’s 26 alleged sexual assaults and harassments and TWO alleged rapes?
What about ’em?
I HEARD trump, in person, say” “When you are a star like me, you can do anything you want to with women. I just grab them by the pussy”.
Usually works for me.
ALLEGED!!! Fucking libtards! It’s the seriousness of the accusations, not the nature of the evidence.
See above for my response to Gregabob
You don’t think rape is a more serious accusation than assault or harassment? You must have a very small dick like trump.
Stormy didn’t call it small.
It’s not the nature of the evidence, it’s the seriousness of the accusation. Right Jeanne?
The biggest reason why trump wanted to get elected is than he could escape punishment for his crimes, which now include sedition and treason. Look the words up in the dictionary if you don’t know what they mean.
Our True President lives in your hysterical head rent free.
He won.
You lost and continue to do so daily.
I bet your name was John during the Obama years…
So what?
The whole nine yards
…and lunch, then dinner again…
Rosemary and butter, nice touch.
Probably fat and cognac. The butter would burn. Deep fried steak. Rosemary is for chicken. I would have done Thyme
I see the steak is coming along well. I’ll have it now.
It’s like you’re telling a story.
I think she’s ready, but that’s just me..Anything more than medium rare should be illegal…Enjoy!!!!!!!!
Agreed.
Admin says: “I’m here for a colonoscopy, but, but, but…”
Asked to script this scene, Bob P suggested, “Fuck me!”
He was not hired.
In this case, I prefer the no nipple rule and quite possibly a no boob rule.
Those are moobies, not boobies. I want my money back!!!
I’ll allow it.
from one sick perversion to another–
i bet you’re the guy who put up those videos of the topless trump,aren’t you?
America’s conscience.
Finally. That was a lot of bullshit to have to work throughh.
I want to splash her, too.
So THAT’S what happened.
No comment, it would be too gross.
The most amazing thing about this guy is he apparently makes money at this.
I’ve seen times when that would have been a useful talent.
All Ned could think was, “I betcha she would wrap her legs around me twice.”
Perfect parachute landing fall…
WOW, she could sweep a dog.
Belly Rubs!!
we all love’em
Mayor De Blasio’s plan to deal with the unvaxxed.
Close the hatch! He’s hell bound now!
Moms don’t like it when kids have fun with Dad, but look at that little girl jumping around and I can promise you she was saying “again, again!”
Lady, count your lucky stars he didn’t spike her in celebration.
I did that with my 4 sons and they wouldn’t let me stop.
My wife got over it when she saw the joy on their faces.
The urge to jump would’ve struck me right after the car.
this young man is going to have a long good life
Stuart not so little.
Looks like fame went to more than his head.
Kid knew exactly what he was doing.
When he grows up and starts aiming, he’ll really be good…
this boy is going to have a long good life
Now that’s a hull other matter.
Apparently Jesse said, “Who needs a trailer?” minutes before he drowned.
After the divorce papers were signed, his ex-wife thought she would help take his boat to his new place.
That is one honked off wife doing that.
Now they have a stripe for two lanes.
Well, the lakes just over there.
Boat is just a hole in the lake that you pour money into.
A visual representation of the information provided by the CDC and Fauxi since this all began.
Trippy :-]
Rotating Escher.
The transition happens at 10 o’clock and 4 o’clock.
He’d fly through the air with the greatest of ease
A daring young man on bike Japanese
How do you even practice this? I’m guessing hold my beer.
Followed by “Is my bike OK? IS MY BIKE OK???”
Into foam pits.
This qualifies as porn to western farmers nowadays.
My first sail in my new sailboat some years ago, I was returning home up the Ashley River in Charleston, SC I saw weather just like that coming down the river. Got the sail doused, wife and daughter under cover and engine running just in time to power through it. Scared!!!!! A wall of white.
Yes just moved to Summerville from W.Mass . Recently got my first place to live. Love the South. Safe sailing!