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I think I know what happened to the dinosaurs. And no, I’m a round Earth kind of thinker.
Corrected. Sorry.
WOW! Now it all makes sense!
really?
Destiny rules…
Just pencil
Looks like one of the countless 1,000 year old women in India … and they’re still at it …
God bless ’em …
Rendering is craft, not art.
Impressive craft, expertly copied photo.
Not a shred of art.
Faced!
this boy may not have a long happy life
Another drawing, not a photo
Amazing.
Hey, Bob, look what I found,…
Yes, weekly, after a lame comment.
Isn’t f.f. fun?
If it’s a drawing, why is there a reflection in the iris?
Part of the drawing for total realism?? Certainly made you think it was a photo.
Wouldn’t it just be easier to take a photo?
More expert craft.
Impressive.
But to what end?
A camera did the first image, then some with a great deal of patience copied the photo.
Not a shred of art. But an impressive ability to sit.
What would make it “art”? A bit of “unrealism”? Like Picasso?
“Art” is pretension.
I’ll argue that taking the original photo was artistic.
Sorry in advance
Too good for Fauci.
Not if its flaming shit….maybe a gasoline/shit soup.
Someone’s got a very sick sense of humor … freaking outrageous …
I don’t watch them, but I suspect its a “Jackass” stunt.
It is.
He loses his lunch a few minutes later.
Steve-O from Jackass.
Port-a-pult.
I don’t want to even think about the infections he’s about to suffer.
Ya just gotta wonder…
And you didn’t smash bullets with a hammer when you were a kid?
Just primers
Darwin ?
A “woke” guinea pig owner.
At least the wrapper has a warning.
Faced!
Yup, children excel at interrupting intimacy.
Faced!
Yep, that hurt.
I know her brother.
Ripped walrus.
Bagged it!
He so had it coming.
That’s what you get for letting a girl throw it. Always aiming to get your balls.
Huh?
Even though Brady makes every other man look pathetic, I still admire him.
At the nudist colony, no one would bend over when Brad was around with his football.
6th round draft pick.
SCIENCE!
Faced!
At least he had a helmet. We didn’t have those when I was a kid, just took our hits and either died or recovered.
Timmy now lives a quiet life under his grandmother’s supervision.
I can’t ever remember seeing a foul ball into the batter’s head. That’s a special kind of talent you got there, lady.
Brings the expression ‘Knock yourself out’ to life …
Faced!
This is the best Faced! Friday Fail ever!
This is why women don’t play in women’s sports.
Three hours later…
I wonder if dogs ever talk about how dumb we humans can be.
And another Faced!
Another Karen Biden voter.
Hurry, get in the car before we have to pick it up!
chrissy teigen?
Not ugly enough.
Average Joe?
Even they know they suck, and their only accomplishment in their entire lives is filling a litterbox.
If you buy cat food, you suck. There are.plenty of.mice and rats they ought to.be feasting on.
A starved cat is a good cat!
It has value.
Cats are the animal version of Nancy Pelosi coming to live with you.
You are my hero YAJ..
“it’s a wrap-up smear”.
Black on black crime.
Nothing to see here.
Move along.
Is that art? Does it depend on whether she used a photograph?
I sure hope there was a tornado nearby that they could blame it on.
I don’t like her chances in the equestrian event.
OMFG!
I can hardly handle the Faced! frenzy.
Faced then snagged on her snatch–ow
Thanks, Greg.
I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears.
Somethings growing at f.f…….
FACEPLANT!
Would have been funnier if it was a spring loaded cock.
dive
dive
dive
10 for the perfect form
Thanks, Gregbob.
Regular tub after Taco Bell Tuesday
Biden mistakenly pardons all the turkeys.
Chicken Run?
Duck Duck Go..
no
chickens proabily with da runs
Mexico’s contribution to the high tech world: its first home-grown tricycle goes to market!
Good luck, Mexico,…
Mom teaching lil Billy how life really works
saw a sticker on a truck today–
“i break 4 trikers.”
“I’m an old man with cancer, heart disease, and a .357 Magnum. Don’t piss me off.”
With Trump in power, coyotes wasted millions developing the means of traversing the Rio Grande before the border patrol could stop them. Now they just row across to a warm welcome and drop off their covid-laden cargo.
Because c’mon man…the Vaxx and all…
You know…the thing.?
Dear Vegans:
Cows are for eating, not saving.
Yours,
Carnivores
Q: What’s a Hindu?
A: Lays eggs
I’d have taken advantage of the situation first.
I’d allow it.
Maybe he did–might explain the non-plussed look on her face.
She may have already paid to be cut free.
The clip did not show the puddle under her face.
She looks like a fruit,
Uh oh.
Looks like a black swan event.
Why isn’t there a faceplant event in the Olympics?
I’m sure the woke US athletes would excel!
This is an Olympic sport?
Why not ? Every other goddamn thing is.
And that’s her pediatrician.
As an ex-EMT I find this hilarious.
I do also; Muscledawg…tough guy with all the tats is a total pussy..
Exactly!
I was lucky and got.to.wait outside….twice…
Say it ain’t so, Joe…
More meaning than black swan…
First there is running and playing, then there’s a riptide.
A great day with Friends!
This Old House. Season 1 Episode 1.
Hey, asshole, you broke my fence.
Should have had someone hold his beer.
He dumped it right before he went in the hole.
I wondered why this was the fags’ favourite sport.
Not Greco-Roman, just Greek.
Meanwhile, outside…
There’s one kid that won’t go hungry.
Nro nro Sung Lee, wree eat sra bird
Harry Potter comes home to visit.
No no no, you have it all wrong. It’s about a frog and a scorpion.
Self-jumping cranes … great invention …
No, thank you.
linemen earn every thing there’re paid
and more
Dumb fat people… well, you know.
Dumb fat people with tattoos. Not so glamorous, now, are they?
Reminds me of the time my niece came to visit. As she bent to pick up her baby, she flashed a tattoo of a long-stemmed rose on her boob. I thought: sooner than you think, that’s going to be a rambling rose. Then it won’t be exotic, it’ll just be pathetic.
Moments before I crammed it down its fucking throat…
Can I rent you out for a week, because my wife has this cat…and…well..
Prime example of a well fed cat
You have to admit, robots are entertaining.
In east Asia, even hitmen have now been replaced with bots…
Some of the most crazy videos about elevator and escalator mishaps come out of China.
They are probably not even allowed to sue.
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterm —
Note to fellow burglars: don’t break in through the garage unless you want your face eaten off.
Dogs are the greatest thing ever. You post a lot of pictures of beautiful women, nkit, and they’re very decorative; but there’s not one of them I would take in trade for my dog. This is why. Whenever I go out, I know when I return he’ll be sitting there watching the door for me. Can anybody here say the same for his wife?
The one thing she would never hear me say, “Hi honey, I’m home”, because I would never leave home!!
Tranny alert! Knobs on shoulders, arm bent to hide straight clavicle, male arm musculature, fake boobs, fake hips, VISIBLE SPERMATIC CORD. Wake up guys, most of the “women” you lust after are MTFs. TO INCLUDE VICTORIA’S SECRET models, hence the “secret”.
I don’t care. If she’s that hot and post-operative, I’d hit that.
How do you get fake hips? Bone implants?
No Adam’s apple…
Photoshopped it out
You gotta be a fucking incel or stacey. Which is it?
They call them fitness models, GT. And don’t tell me your fat ass ain’t choking it to that…
I’ve never heard of a spermatic cord before. Not doubting you, just haven’t heard that
Yes there is . It holds/attaches the testicles to the abdomen.
Wow, they paint their fire sprinkler lines.
What a Faced! fraught Friday.