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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:41 pm

Not necessarily. You could be very smart and support Trump but you voted on a Dominion machine, so you ended up supporting Biden.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:06 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:07 pm

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Mr. Ed the Shapeshifting Horse
Mr. Ed the Shapeshifting Horse
  nkit
August 6, 2021 4:40 pm

You gotta lay off the nuts. Then I’m sure you would have more takers.

fujigm
fujigm
  Mr. Ed the Shapeshifting Horse
August 6, 2021 6:39 pm
Student of History
Student of History
August 6, 2021 1:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:44 pm

Don’t do it or it’ll drain you. You can’t stop it.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 6, 2021 6:40 pm

Stop trying to faucet on me!
You’re only saying that because of your own vanity!

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
August 7, 2021 10:55 am

This relationship runs hot and cold

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:08 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 7, 2021 5:52 am

It wasnt

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:47 pm

This must be him devising the Kobayashi workaround!

Mr. Ed the Shapeshifting Horse
Mr. Ed the Shapeshifting Horse
  Bob P
August 6, 2021 4:42 pm

Or the birth rate of Tribbles.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 6, 2021 4:52 pm

He should easily make it. One of the biggest mistakes in standing up the space force was keeping Air Force ranks and not using Navy.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Anonymous
August 6, 2021 8:01 pm

Beat me to the comment. Of course, if he is an officer that actually thinks for himself, he still might not make it today.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 6, 2021 9:23 pm

The real Kirk wouldn’t wear a mask.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
August 7, 2021 5:55 am

Why do they need camo in space?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 10, 2021 12:35 am

I was in the Air Force with a Capt Marvel and a Maj Payne. True.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:48 pm

Offer her a hundred bucks to accompany you home and see what happens.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:12 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:49 pm

We snickered as we prepared to launch the catapult.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  nkit
August 6, 2021 8:05 pm

She must be heavier than she looks.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 1:13 pm

Trebuchet Beach.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 10, 2021 12:37 am

I wanna see the Great White come up and take a bite.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:49 pm

Unless one of them dented my car.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 6, 2021 6:45 pm

Ancient character builder for children.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
August 7, 2021 9:50 am

Back in the very early 60’s a bunch of us were playing on one of these and Mitchell fell off and somehow got caught up under it and broke his arm. Dumbshit clutz.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:50 pm

That’s the clam’s G-spot, idiot.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
August 7, 2021 10:58 am

You want a pearl necklace? Cause that’s how you get a pearl necklace…

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:19 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 6, 2021 6:47 pm

Neat!
What’s that thing spinning inside there?

a9racer
a9racer
  fujigm
August 7, 2021 10:58 am

Head cleaner. Worst band ever

fujigm
fujigm
  a9racer
August 7, 2021 12:07 pm

They were too quiet for me.
But my girlfriend at the time loved them.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:20 pm

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Mike Brown
Mike Brown
  nkit
August 7, 2021 12:22 am

2021: Here’s a potato

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:21 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
August 6, 2021 9:16 pm

Is that a back toe?

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
August 6, 2021 11:12 pm

Nice catch, Sir…time to rub one out..

Mike Brown
Mike Brown
  nkit
August 7, 2021 12:24 am

DAMN!!!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:52 pm

Poetry in motion.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 6, 2021 7:31 pm

Tight backfield in motion.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 12:35 am

So that’s how they get more business.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:54 pm

That’s what mine was doing in watching that bikini bottom just above.

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Bob P
August 6, 2021 8:14 pm

Including the backblast? 🙂

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 6, 2021 9:25 pm

I hope this means he can’t reproduce.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:27 pm

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a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
August 7, 2021 11:01 am

That butt is like the tail on a Doberman.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:57 pm

They have got sophisticated enough to do it off camera now, though.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Bob P
August 7, 2021 9:56 am

No, they just turn the cameras off temporarily.

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 2:58 pm

Shit. My Home Depot doesn’t carry these.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
August 6, 2021 6:57 pm

Special order, Bob.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
August 7, 2021 12:04 am

That’s not a Home Depot, no orange shelves.

Mike Brown
Mike Brown
  Bob P
August 7, 2021 12:28 am

Hammer Arrester. Home Depot does carry them.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
August 7, 2021 11:02 am

Hardware

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:31 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 2:11 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 3:08 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:32 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 2:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 10, 2021 12:44 am

Haven’t we all had the urge to do that at one time or another ?

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:33 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 3:00 pm

The resulting tidal wave later flattened Tokyo.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 6, 2021 6:58 pm

Real cause of Fukushima disaster.

Student of History
Student of History
August 6, 2021 1:33 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 6, 2021 1:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:34 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
August 6, 2021 7:33 pm

Anybody got a spray bottle?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 2:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 2:25 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
August 6, 2021 1:35 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Student of History
August 7, 2021 7:57 am

bill hicks gives good advice too

nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 3:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
August 6, 2021 3:03 pm

Nice subway!

Mike Brown
Mike Brown
  nkit
August 7, 2021 12:31 am

Beautiful

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
August 7, 2021 3:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
August 6, 2021 1:41 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
August 6, 2021 7:02 pm

Diversity hire.

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
August 6, 2021 9:27 pm

That mask didn’t protect her?