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More Stuckman friends!
Still waiting for fan mail from a flounder, I see.
Where’s Rocky?
More dangerous than a black bear. Sorry, didn’t mean to sound raciss.
Very true. That’s why I carry a moose whistle. Moose whistles have reduced the number of Canadians killed by moose each year to a tolerable 5500 or so.
Some assembly required.
Juliet Prowse?
Ann Margaret
Stop it! You’re making me wet.
Hey, Roy, the horse ain’t s’pposed to be ridin’ you.
Sure is a sun fishin’ son of a gun.
edit. Wait a minute. What kind of mexican rodeo allows a rig like that?
Sure a lot of stuff to get hung up on.
that’s the perfect picture of the cowboy saying…….
“he’s pulling leather”
True story to show how brilliant I am. I went to a garden centre decades ago in search of a plant for my wife, and, after I picked one out, the saleslady asks, “Do you have a mister?” and I replied, “How do you tell?”
Well, at least he’ll save on gas.
Staged.
When was the last time you were rear-ended and kept driving?
If it was China, that’s how they roll. Especially when it comes to bike crashes.
Life’s good on the Serengeti, as he watches the gorgeous sunset while digesting Muhammed.
Look! Up in the sky; it’s Dorothy!
and Toto, too
Toto sucks. Africa was a terrible song.
Now you have put that song in my head.
Just like an Arkansas divorce. Somebody gonna lose a doublewide
Billy always butts his head into all the pictures. That really gets my goat.
RUB A DUB DUB
THREE MEN IN A TUB
Moonfish…
Well, if you ain’t got hands, what the hell are you supposed to do?
Bite the mouse off at the neck, then go around and eat the head.
Liberal snake.
Yes, sir, you can take a poisonous snake on board, but no nail clippers!
Pshaw!
We did that with BB guns when we were kids.
One pump maximum. (Yeah, right)
We did, too. Red Ryders.
My idiot cousin sliced off his little toe playing mumbly peg with a bayonet.
YEE HA
Buster Keaton 1917
The original movie stuntman. I love watching that guy’s work.
Well, my heart’s not pounding but my balls just retracted up to my liver.
Yeah, she’s pissed you punched her in the gut.
Only 1 ball, remember?
Duh…I see it.
Debra Harry
How the hell did he get in there?
How did he get nipples for eyeballs?
Good air conditioning.
I still would
I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK CAREFULLY
HE’S THERE
I ain’t stupid, Evelyn. Nowhere on the package did it say I had to remove the bacon from the package first.
I’m pretty sure we have to wipe the hard drive and replace the memory.
And reload the Constitutional operating system
Wipe, like with a cloth?
NO
WIPE LIKE YOUR ASS
Why plug it back in?
I think we should boost the works of them to Pluto.
Yeah read that, as short term Pfizer Rep, I quit them, they wanted 10% more on top selling drug from “only$1.5B”, that turned out to be chump change. Hated the management and Corporate.
They are having to throw out hundreds of millions of unused doses.
Covered by the markup.
They will just repackage them with new dates.
The graphene oxide’s good forever. The other shit doesn’t do anything anyway.
See TBP article “Day of Atonement”
This plan was written for him. He can’t formulate a two-point plan to take a shit.
Sorry, way too much truth in this one.
But they have a mask, face shield and gloves
Doesn’t mean shit to an airborne pathogen
And I have a chain link fence to keep out the skeeters
We’ll know based on who gets re-“elected”.
One answer out of many more is Doctor of mis information, he has Moderna and 4 patents on the polyglycol used in Corona 19 testing in China used to infect err research
Fucking whore….
All the ones your age already have boyfriends, dear
And somehow, it’s the latter that’s the crime.
Hey, Yogi, that coon stole our stolen pic-a-nic.
I got the beer!! I GOT THE BEER!!!!
You beat me to it.
Nature’s niggers.
Hey, darling, you want to play with, you know, you know, the thing?
You just know he has wood at the ready…
Dirty. Old. Man.
I wish you people would stop calling him a dirty old man.. I’m a dirty old man and find it insulting to be compared to that PERVERT!!!
Fake, phony and false. (sorry Dave)
No, I don’t think so. The shape would be better. You can do wonders with plastic.
NOTHIN WRONG WITH SHAPES
NOR
THEM
EYES