Study Finds Most Parents OK With Government Brainwashing Their Children If It Means Free Babysitting

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—A new study has found that the vast majority of parents are OK with the government indoctrinating their children if it means that they get to drop their kids off somewhere for free for seven hours a day.

According to the data, 92% of parents are “pretty cool” with schools teaching far-left ideas so long as they agree to watch their kids most of the time.

“Yeah, I know the government is going to radicalize my children into hating me and everything I stand for,” said one member of the study, parent of three Hannah Grace. “But, on the other hand, I get to drop the kids off so I can day drink and watch soaps all day. It’s a tough choice, but ultimately, I come down on whichever side of the issue lets me spend the least amount of time possible with my kids.”

A few Christian parents have said they are concerned by the idea that the government will just fill their kids’ minds with garbage and turn their own kids against them, but then they came around: “I was worried at first, but then the school added that they’d be watching the kids all day. So I was like, ‘Oh, cool — the leftist propaganda isn’t so much of a concern then.’ In fact, I’d love if there was 24/7 school so I never had to see my kids at all.”

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8 Comments
SeaShell
SeaShell
August 15, 2021 3:45 pm

Parents are not parents, at least the late parent that raised me. When you go shopping next time, and you see a crowd of people with children, take a good look into their shopping carts, you will find that it is loaded with potato chips, sodas, and more junk. THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A DAMN, BUT IT IS FUN HAVING SEX.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
August 15, 2021 3:51 pm

Not satire at this point.

Ken31
Ken31
  Stephanie Shepard
August 15, 2021 6:28 pm

Not even close. Many parents will even brag about it.

overthecliff
overthecliff
August 15, 2021 6:07 pm

The Bee has gotten out of its lane. This is not sataire or even sarcasm. It is the truth.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 15, 2021 8:27 pm

It has ALWAYS been about the “free” babysitting……oh, and the “socialization” like rape, drug abuse, cheating scandals, violence, grade inflation, promotion of homosexuality and transgenderism, etc.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 16, 2021 6:05 am

No wonder why when those kids ground up, they ended up not wanting to see their parent or want to become one, at all.

flash
flash
August 16, 2021 8:49 am

And, make sure your chirren’s get plenty of tube time because you won’t want them to miss out on new popular feral culture trends.

Evil nab
Evil nab
  flash
August 16, 2021 3:08 pm

Well Fuck a Duck.

This species (human) is done. Nuke it from orbit.