100 Million Vaccine-Hesitant Americans Will Get The Shot Now That A Government Agency Said It’s OK

Via The Babylon Bee

U.S.—100 million Americans who were previously hesitant to get vaccinated are rejoicing today after the FDA approved it, proving that everything is totally safe.

According to sources, the Food and Drug Administration is completely trustworthy and has never approved harmful drugs for the public before. Those sources further confirmed that the FDA is a part of the government, which has never lied or been incompetent or corrupt in any way.

“Yeah, I’ve always trusted the government and drug companies, so I guess I’m ok to get the vaccine now,” said Bubba Snugglebrugg, who was previously a militant anti-vaxxer. “I can’t wait to get my ‘Fauci Ouchie’ and wear my Pfizer sticker! Thanks, FDA!”

Sources within the FDA say the vaccine went through a rigorous approval process of various government bureaucrats saying “Oh well, what the heck—we may as well approve this now”, and signing a very important-looking document with a government seal and some big words on it.

“That’s good enough for me!” said Snugglebrugg.

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22 Comments
anon I
anon I
August 23, 2021 6:20 pm

Experts say COVID-22 will be the deadliest variant yet, Delta, Gamma and Beta variants will combine to create a super strain of Coronavirus

anon I
anon I
  anon I
August 23, 2021 6:21 pm

All the more reason to force the vax on the rest of us.

KaD
KaD
  anon I
August 23, 2021 6:25 pm

Well paid “experts” I’m sure.

KaD
KaD
August 23, 2021 6:25 pm

The FDA changed the rules for vaccine approval and purged them from their website to get this shit through, here are the old rules: https://wayback.archive-it.org/7993/20191216223353/https://www.fda.gov/node/358529

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  KaD
August 23, 2021 6:42 pm

That was so 20th century dude.

HAL p
HAL p
August 23, 2021 6:37 pm

I really doubt that number

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 23, 2021 6:41 pm

Of course, because the 12,000 + deaths and 750,000 injuries, all mean nothing now that the big Pharma controlled and owned FDA approved this giant money-making death jab.

Henry Ford
Henry Ford
August 23, 2021 6:53 pm

FDA Jab song (to the Mickey Mouse theme music)
https://video.disney.com/watch/mickey-mouse-club-theme-song-lyric-video-4d485c8f0da9386a7bf02cf8

Who’s the pusher of the jab that’s made for you and me?
F-D-A C-D-C — M-O-U-S-E!
Hey there, Hi there, Ho there. You’re as stupid as can be!
F-D-A C-D-C — M-O-U-S-E!

F-D-A (Stupid Fock!), C-D-C (You’re A Schmuck!)
If you agree to change your DNA With-Our-Jab!
Come along and risk your life, be sick as you can be
F-D-A C-D-C — M-O-U-S-E!

Da Perfessor
Da Perfessor
August 23, 2021 6:58 pm

The vaxxx is not f@ckin’ “approved”…. The FDA just extended the EUA!

I have downloaded the doc from official sources to verify but here’s the easiest way to grab one for your own inspection.

https://i-uv.com/pfizer-jab-has-not-been-fda-approved-despite-the-fake-news-wag-the-dog-bluff/

Check the copy date and then read pages 12-13 of the download and THEN go back to read from the front.

I’m thinking that there’s a bunch of bureaucrats not understanding that some defensive injections have a large potential of exit wounds. (Not that I am advocating for that, of course.)

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Da Perfessor
August 23, 2021 7:52 pm

Dude. FDA.GOV
Right on their main page:

FDA Media Briefing
Acting FDA Commissioner Janet Woodcock and CBER Director Peter Marks discuss FDA’s approval of the first COVID-19 vaccine, August 23, 2021.

Da Perfessor
Da Perfessor
  Anonymous
August 23, 2021 11:35 pm

Dude. DUMB.ASS

Read the feckin’ document…not bullshit headlines for the reading-impaired, diversity enhanced, dipsticks.

It is nothing more than an updated EUA.

You are welcome.

James
James
August 23, 2021 7:35 pm

Non vaccine(it’s not a vaccine but poison)hesitant?!

I am not hesitant but so opposed to the faccine I would consider any trying to force on me a act of attempted homicide,and would act accordingly with no hesitation.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 23, 2021 7:47 pm

Nuremberg! Nuremberg!

Wait, … what? That only applies to experimental treatments and Pfizer’s no longer considered experimental?

… nevermind.

brian
brian
August 23, 2021 7:48 pm

JUST in time too. Here in British Communista canukistan the gubberment just imposed vaccine passports requirement… weeeeee… now all thats needed to be like 50’s – 80’s russia is check stations thru out the province… can’t wait /s

Where are your papers….

Mista Shape Shifta
Mista Shape Shifta
  brian
August 23, 2021 9:18 pm

You need some gulags up in the Tundra too. And some busy body snitches to report wrong-think and wrong-say.

Cleveland
Cleveland
August 23, 2021 9:26 pm

If the government approves it then it must be safe. This is because government has become a religion, a ‘faith based institution’.
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Known Associate
Known Associate
August 23, 2021 9:34 pm

The gauntlet has been thrown down…

James
James
  Known Associate
August 23, 2021 10:25 pm

We accept and will the challenge.

Reggie
Reggie
August 23, 2021 11:42 pm

The ends justify the means, the onslaught of destruction and deception continues.

KaD
KaD
August 24, 2021 12:08 am

Take a look at this, page 2. It says it’s only approved for Emergency Use Authorization (EUA).
https://www.fda.gov/media/150386/download

On August 23, 2021, having concluded that revising this EUA is appropriate to protect the public
health or safety under section 564(g)(2) of the Act, FDA is reissuing the August 12, 2021 letter
of authorization in its entirety with revisions incorporated to clarify that the EUA will remain in
place for the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine for the previously-authorized indication and
uses, and to authorize use of COMIRNATY (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA) under this EUA for
certain uses that are not included in the approved BLA.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KaD
August 24, 2021 7:12 am

That’s what it said. Why is it addressed to Ms. Harkins?

The only thing it approved is manufacturing, not safety. Weird. That is NOT “Full approval”.

ReluctantWarrior
ReluctantWarrior
August 24, 2021 7:26 am

Your not kidding..wow…I am really chomping at the bit to get it now. I’m going to go right down to the drug store this morning and take the jab now that the FDA has cleared it. That did it for me…wow…oh, and I can’t wait to be part of the boosters for life program.