Biden Follows Congresswomen Into Bathroom To Negotiate Infrastructure Bill

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With his “Build Back Better” agenda in jeopardy, President Biden has begun following various congresswomen into the restroom to negotiate the bill.

“This is all just part of the process folks, it happens to everybody,” he said as he followed Senator Lisa Murkowski into the restroom with a cell phone camera. “This is how we conduct negotiations around here, Jack!”

“Every woman that knows me personally has had a guy follow them into the restroom,” he continued. “Every single one! But hey, that’s why I always liked to hang out by the locker rooms, a great place to meet the ladies. And then you get close enough to smell some hair, show the leg hair, it’s all part of politics! Hey, look there at that little one, that girl in the front row, hey cutie! How old are you and your pigtails?” Biden asked as the girl ran screaming.

According to sources, Biden is also following men into the restroom, giving them a choice to either vote for his bill, or get a chain wrapped around their heads.

While some liberals did express a bit of discomfort with filming women as they used the restroom, most felt Senator Sinema really had brought this on herself.

When questioned about Biden’s practice of bathroom negotiations, Press Secretary Psaki responded, “Aw, that’s classic Uncle Joe! Gotta love it!”

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6 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 5, 2021 1:06 pm

Funny, but let’s remember what’s really going on with illegal alien women stalking Kyrsten Sinema in a bathroom and on an airplane. They’re not trying to persuade Sinema of anything. They’re not even trying to guilt her into voting for their giant social spending bill (which includes a path to citizenship for illegals). They trying to show Sinema that she can be got. They’re threatening her. They know where she is at all times and even which flights she’s on.

Stucky
Stucky
  Iska Waran
October 5, 2021 3:20 pm

I read today that George Soreass was behind the stunt.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Stucky
October 6, 2021 1:52 am

Those evil lizards never die. Kissinger is 98.

Gomer
Gomer
October 5, 2021 2:49 pm

He went in in hopes of getting a piece of ass…And scored when his fingers pushed through the toilet paper.

KaD
KaD
October 5, 2021 10:14 pm