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An IQ below seventy is a moron, below fifty an imbecile, below thirty an idiot, and below that—Merrick Garland. Typically Garland manifests his incompetence through the FBI, our homegrown Stasi Keystone Kops–evil and dangerous yet funny due to sheer incompetence—but dispensed with the middlemen when he lied to Congress about the FBI targeting parents as terrorists. Chances of him paying for that crime are about the same as the government admitting covid is not so much a pandemic as a crime against humanity. From the leftist viewpoint, if you object to a trans freak raping your daughter you qualify as the lowest of the low; a transphobe! If you don’t know a man can identity as a woman and a lesbian to rape a girl with impunity, you need to stop being so rational and upstanding. Get a lobotomy and sell your soul and the leftist perspective becomes clear.
The FBI might deserve Friday Fail of the Century were there such an award. Among their Hall of Fame Failures:
– JFK, RFK, MLK – lone gunmen; move on and don’t embarrass yourself with these silly conspiracy theories.
– 9/11 – a bunch of evil Arabs armed with box cutters defeated the entire US security state to carry out the caper of the century; no need for an investigation of 3000 murders.
– Russiagate – Trump won because of the Russians, obviously; our entire senior leadership team wouldn’t lie about something this critical. Only a Russian stooge would think different.
– Epstein – killed himself because we and the Mossad said so!
– 2020 riots – Arson and murder are just fine so long as the Democrats benefit.
– Hunter’s laptop – what laptop? You mean the one the Russians planted?
– 2020 election – perfectly fair except for the Russians helping Trump again, but we foiled them this time! So stick your incontrovertible evidence up your ass.
– Raping cheerleaders –We investigated; the coach is a Democrat. Case closed.
– Whitmer kidnap plot – real; take our word for it.
– Jan 6th – People wandering through Congress on Jan 6 are domestic terrorists and deserve cruel and unusual punishment. They almost brought down the government for God’s sake! Those who assert undercover FBI agents prodded them to enter the Capitol are also domestic terrorists and their turn is next.
The FBI decision tree on whether to investigate a crime goes like this:
Was perpetrator a Democrat?
Yes –> shitcan it.
No –> send in the SWAT team (if no evidence is found, plant it)
Given this checkered history it would be a herculean task to make this clusterfuck of an agency even worse. Well, this week Garland’s FBI outdid themselves with their raid on the private residences of three Project Veritas employees, ostensibly looking for a diary of Joe Biden’s daughter. This was just routine action against a political opponent—par for the course for the FBI and DOJ—though it may also indicate that the diary is real, including a passage wherein Joe’s daughter reminisces about showers with Daddy. If there were 10 Commandments for fathers, right at the top would be, “Thou shalt not do anything naked with your children.” Not that any normal father would need such a rule; nature alone renders the thought abhorrent. But Democrats don’t do normal. Anyway, the FBI not only used the diary as a dubious pretext for the raids, it also leaked O’Keefe’s correspondence with his lawyers to the New York Times, which just happens to be defending a lawsuit from Project Veritas for earlier libel printed by the rag that publishes all the lies fit to print. This bit of illegality was so outrageous some leftists even decried it! They’ll be apologizing soon for briefly coming to their senses.
Yes, the FBI goes above and beyond when it comes to incompetence. How to explain it? I have inside information (inside my head) that none other than Merrick Garland ensures ongoing agency failure with a set of screening questions he crafted to weed out any possible competency: “Do you have any principles? Do you believe that the law should apply equally to everyone regardless of status and political affiliation? Did you vote for Trump? Are men men and women women? Does ivermectin work against covid? Are you a white, heterosexual, able bodied person with a penis? Does 2 + 2 = 4? If you answered yes to any of these questions, fuck off; you don’t qualify for the FBI, though you definitely qualify as a domestic terrorist, and we’ll be knocking down your door presently.” This, by the way, is why their frontline officers are called Special Agents (i.e., not the good kind of special).
Congrats, Mr. Garland, your failures have multiplied to such an extent that you qualify for the coveted Friday Fail of the Week Award! You should be one of those retards who gathers shopping carts, but here you are, Attorney General, fucking up the entire country. When you’re finished demolishing the American justice system we hope to retire you to a high security penitentiary to share a cell with Longfellow Bangbottom while Satan awaits your black soul.
As for the rest of us, enjoy Friday Fail.
If he weren’t a white male, he’d be the ideal FBI “Special” Agent.
My daughter who was born with Down Syndrome is smarter than the fbi and far more moral. Please do not mock in this manner. Yes, the downvote is from me
Apologies.
An unthinking mistake.
I sometimes envy downs syndrome folks. They definitely have their challenges, but I love to see how genuinely happy they are most of the time, and how accepting they are to everyone.
I think that these souls have a free pass to heaven.
The sarcasm/joke had nothing to do with your daughter. it isn’t about you, your daughter or any other particular person. This sort of projection, AKA being a snowflake, is called PC, AKA you controlling someone else’s speech over YOUR emotional response, was the building block from the public having freedom of speech and a sense of humor to “trans” men being ushered into the girl’s restrooms in our elementary and high schools.
Grow up, take a joke as what it is, and go on with your life. That is a mature way to face the world, rather than trying to make everyone consider everyone else’s possible feelings before uttering any particular word with a commonly known meaning. Changing the language to avoid certain a descriptive word, only results in another word attaining the same meaning and then eventfully needing to change it again as it actually becomes understood to mean the same thing as the original ‘hated’ word. E.g. ‘colored person’ to ‘black’ to African American to ‘person of color.’
This was obviously intended to mock the FBI, not your child, who, no doubt, is far smarter and moral than the cluster f… called the FBI.
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“Science” isn’t the problem here…..the criminals and mass murderers who perpetuated the “science” to their ends are the ones who need to be held accountable.
I think they need to be held by the neck till they require the services of an undertaker.
Far too kind, far too quick, far too painless.
Limb chipper!
I’m beginning to like the idea of a large meat slicer, feet first, set to about 1/8″ slices, and lubricated with distilled white vinegar. But I have a flair for the creative.
Save the theatrics.
Necklacing is an inexpensive and effective resolution and deterrent.
And so easy a child could do it.
“Necklacing is the practice of extrajudicial summary execution and torture carried out by forcing a rubber tire filled with petrol around a victim’s chest and arms, and setting it on fire. The victim may take up to 20 minutes to die, suffering severe burns in the process.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing
We do have a serious waste tire issue.
White vinegar sounds a bit racist. Maybe use a dark balsamic? 😉
Toss ’em to pigs. No cleanup.
Send them to Nigger St.
Rename those after Gen NB Forrest and tear down all the commie statues.
How about we have a Bastille Day and bring out the guillotine for Fauci and all who perpetuated this myth.
It will be in the millions.
It already is in the millions.
Real science doesn’t exist anymore, just like the middle ages when they would burn you as a heretic for saying the world might not be flat or that the Earth might not be the center of the universe. That’s what we have now, corrupt frauds and evil billionaires who want to see the world burn, and the sheep just go back to looking that their phones…
We need a population reduction, just not the one they’re trying to implement.
More liberals took The Shot praise the Lord and thank you Useless Idiots.
Fauci just selected head of research at the Mengele School of Genocide. Stipend correlated to body count (any cause).
Apparently there is no upper end.
In Democrat Blue city vote counting yes there is no limit but in actual dead bodies, there is a limit.
But a 45 is acceptable for the US Army.
Bob,
I enjoyed your comment so much that I made it into a meme so others might enjoy it. You definitely have a gift of literary talent & a high IQ (what a combo) and thank you for sharing both with us. I titled the meme, “Be Like Bob P–Refuse to Get a Lobotomy & Sell Your Soul!”
https://imgflip.com/i/5uxbjq
Thanks, Vada. Love the meme.
Who says the 21st century belongs to yellow man? At age nine my greatest accomplishment was getting some sucker to trade me a Ron Swoboda card for a Mickey Mantle card.
That’s freakin’ fantastic!
I like it!
Now,if I could find musicians like Bryan/Taylor/Beacon would have a band!
I do miss playing,even just a 12 track Peavy ect. with a few monitors was a lot of fun!
Deacon
IIRC this put her on the map:
The triplets on the bass is amazing.
John Bonham would be awed.
Wow
I feel lonely all alone here on Friday Fail so far this week. I’m quite the pathetic soul these days, the government having outlawed pretty well everything I do outside the house since I’m one of those evil unvaxxed people who can spread a disease I don’t have to people who are vaccinated against that disease. So here I am waiting for something to comment on because this is literally all I have to do. Well, that and sipping on my whisky. If I weren’t luckier than 99% of the planet just to be born into a rich society that pays me (public pension) to sit on my arse bitching about how hard I have it, I’d really be bummed.
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Now that’s a cat I’d have a beer with.
It’s still a fking cat.
I’d drink with the dog though!
And be sure and buy a case of it that you can’t return.
I love me some white cat, he gets that irate bitch every time.
Great sign for outside the VP residence.
Cool move. She probably can’t wait to get back home later.
Hahahahaha
Joe Biden.
Communism, or any other utopian fantasy.
That show was so much better when he was the host…
Coincidentally, government is ALSO something that will fail if not used. Something to think about.
Unfortunately, it usually fails when it is used, too.
Unfortunately, I’ll not be able to play this week, and perhaps next week, as my broadband service is down. It went down Monday night. I spent a good deal of time on Tuesday troubleshooting my router with some dude in Bombay and it was determined that the problem is in the line outside. My provider, AT&T, said that he would send out a technician on 11/30 to repair. The two week wait is the result of covid shit.
Hopefully, someone can step up to the plate and pinch hit for me (and I can become the Wally Pipp of Friday Fail). Have fun and see you in December.
nkit, it is your duty to crawl across a field of broken glass if you have to to get access to the internet! Think of all the disappointment you’ll be sowing otherwise. Stop being so thoughtless and get moving.
Yea. That’s just science. You can’t argue with the science.
I would take over, but most of my memes are too spicy even for TBP.
BULLSHIT anon, ppuusshh that envelope…
She tok my handkerchief, buttt…,
Get a Starlink node. Cheaper and more reliable
You will be sorely missed.
I have finished a large painting and am taking the day off.
I’ll feebly attempt to fill in.
He’s a FREE MAN !!!
I would hardly call what his future holds as “free.” He has been found not guilty, and if he is smart, he will sue to collect the hundreds of millions of dollars that he will have serious trouble earning in a world that will treat him like garbage wherever he goes.
One queers garbage is a real mans treasure; the Corner Stone rejected by the Useless Idiots; a boy who answered the call to protect lives and businesses when government couldn’t or wouldn’t; a child shall show the way; Kyle of Arc , El Cid of the USA; the point of the spear that is going to be driven into the hearts of BLM and ANTIFA communist
Calling Lin Wood…..another 100 million on the table for ya
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nkit gifs!
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I’d be on them like White on rice. That’s way too long to wait for expensive AT&T.
Damn, nk. I depend on those jiggly knockers. You have forsaken us. You have forsaken our foreskins. Does anyone know how to get to Pornhub?
Oh, get over it CC, and open a beer.
Ooooh. Mighty Righty!
Covid is the excuse for everything.
I thik i m al ready suffe ring from with drall simptums from no hot babe pics. Oh hell. ive got the shakes sumthin fierce. gawd hep me.
Hang in there nkit, we’ll survive. I’ll miss the weekly ginger run, but just take it easy and we’ll catch you when things get fixed. Thanks a million for all you do.
Bob, life can be difficult but I’m sure you can do it. Lots of things to amuse and disgust us currently available.
If one day you do get out of your house and see a guy in a t-shirt with “I’m one of those evil unvaxxed people who can spread a disease I don’t have to people who are vaccinated against that disease.” on it, that guy will be me
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Fact check: False!
Tony Fauci would never wear a mask that tells the truth.
How can we be sure he’s lying if we can’t see his lips move?!!
I can’t believe Burning Platform is allowing us to post all these naked dicks…
That’s exactly what my mask said (on the rare occasions I wore one – you know, because I was hungry and stuff).
What a dick head.
OMG… beverage alert. Funny thing is Fraudchi looks really natural with a dick on his head. Am I right?
Oh! Tony! you knew my color too!
I really hate that the meaning of the word ‘gay’ and God’s symbol of promise, the rainbow, has been co-opted by the perverts of this world
The purpose all along.
Normalize the perverse.
I’m old school, it call them what they have always been called
in polite society: Homosexuals.
For some reason, that drives them to hissiest of fits.
Sodomites is God’s term for these critters.
Take it back like LGB. Still need our T back.
and she has nice teeth too
Forty years form now I’ll be, let’s see, carry the one . . . dead.
OMFG.
Is that a Streetsweeper?
Haven’t seen one of those for decades.
With a MAC 10 strapped on the front.
Trick.
MAC-10 foregrip.
Fist glance I thought he was double-handing them.
.223 rounds are a fungible commodity, and durable goods are a hedge against inflation.
Canada has a bunch of Human Rights Commissions that specialize in emasculating the Constitution and awarding snowflakes money from meanies who assaulted them with words. Were I Prime Minister I’d introduce them all to a firing squad. Just one of many reasons I’d never get elected.
The Prime Minister needs to be introduced to a firing squad
Whelp the hosers keep re-electing Prime Minister Zoolander.
Good god man.
You’re in Canada.
Introduce them to an angry moose or bear….
a lot of millstones will be needed for the necks of the responsible
You wouldn’t think he’d make so much. Chinese men must be really desperate.
Not enough women over there.
Result of the poorly thought out 1-child policy…
Bound to happen right after Biden concedes he stole the election.
https://pics.onsizzle.com/the-state-doesnt-fear-your-guns-they-fear-information-and-4966952.pn
If you are forced to shoot, retrieve you shell and just disappear into the night.
Joe G Gordon Liddy said never hang around for the police to fill out a report.
“The three esses”
Don’t have to retrieve the shell with a revolver!
Revolvers are good. Especially .44 Mag.
Always police up your empties.
Even at the range.
Especially at the range.
Revolvers don’t eject casings.
Shotguns don’t leave ballistic evidence.
Not a problem with a revolver!
It honestly would not shock me, given what happened with “Fast and Furious,” if gun buyback programs funneled the guns right into the hands of lowlifes like these two.
The more mayhem, the more the sheep bleat for gun confiscation.
To ‘save” them.
It’s as good for stationary target practice as anything. I mean, what other use does the stuff have?
It offends that awful weasel, George Bush.
I like broccoli.
You can make creamed broccoli for soup with a Ma Deuce.
For those on a budget., you can use an FN-MAG…
Good substrate for cheese.
This isn’t Detroit. I’ve been there often, and I’ve never seen a street this nice.
This isn’t San Francisco because I can’t see one pile of shit.
This isn’t Portland; no fires.
This isn’t LA or half of Mexico would be in the picture.
Must be Seattle. Looks like CHAZ handiwork.
I grew up on Henry Ford’s mistresses’ property.
Evangiline Cody Dahlinger
Henry Ford’s illegitimate son was John Dahlinger, “the price of Dearborn”. Ford forced Dahlinger to marry Evangeline and then gave him Ford Farms for a dollar.
Ford used to secretly come up the Rouge River from Fairlane on his electric boat to bang her.
Not in history books, but in f.f.
You’re not Henry Ford’s bastard, are you? If so, you might be worth a lot, and I’d like to be your friend.
It’s good to hear a story where the guy is actually in search of poon.
The photo of the farm looks like a painting.
Lucky you!
I was born in Los Angeles (well, technically Santa Monica, but basically the same place). It NEVER looked like that in all the years I lived there. Thankfully, despite decades of criminal black mayors of both sexes, a virtually all black city council, and the mass importation of Somalis, Atlanta still doesn’t look like that except in a few places that never looked that great to begin with.
but, but, but….he’s saving the earth by riding a bike
Austin is working hard to be this.
…Austin
I dream of the day when hundreds of them actually went there for the convention and this is the return flight.
Fuck off; I called the ryebulance.
And I called the Tequilulance.
What am I going to do with beer except get flatulent?
Fat..
A nice triple of High West Rendezvous Rye?
Jury’s having trouble trying to find something to pin on him so their houses aren’t torched. Thank you, Merrick and MSM.
Oh, he’s just been acquitted of all charges. Good. Now watch the loonies go wild in Wisconsin and on MSM. And put Kyle in charge of the National Guard for the duration.
This time, catch a shitload of them savages and track it back to soros.
Maybe the lefties can go to Philadelphia and bring charges against the racist whites who attacked asians on SEPTA. Oh,wait.
Kenosha trifecta.
I plan on ordering the Rittenhouse at my watering hole. 1 chaser and 3 shots
So wrong but so right.
I bought one expressly for this but it doesn’t seem to work if you’re married.
Reminds me of the time my wife got a perm. It turned out to be an Afro. I asked her if she meant for it to look like that. That was 1983 and she hasn’t forgotten it yet.
My first serious girlfriend way back in high school had the full-on Angela Davis afro.
Hoping that comes back around.
Northern or Southern Hemisphere?
Afros occur in both places.
How did it know you were married??
The permanent frown on my face.
Huh; I would’ve said it’s a cliff with a fort. Must be the whisky.
That’s just what guys with short cox tell themselves.
I have a short dick. But I also have a dirty mind, and I can eat puxxy for miles.
The ladies have no complaints.
Bad grammar! There should be no “s” on hurts.
Fly Eagles fly
Wasn’t my fault, Dad. The Mustang went out of control on its own.
Unsafe at any speed…
Oh, shit, I’m in Total Recall. Is any of this real?
booobs
Triplets…
on sale, 50% more boob!
No, no, no. The third tit should be on the back for dancing.
I don’t need it, but for the wrong reason: I’m in my sixties, and more to the point, my wife is in her sixties.
I understand ,Bob.
Shit Bob, I’m in my 70s and my gal is in her 60s and we use that thing like we’re renting it.
In America the question would be: “Does your wife pick up the kids and get groceries in suburbia in a spotless F-150 with a full super-crew cab and a 4 foot bed?”
She must be pretty small to fit in a 4 foot bed…..
DuraBurb, actually.
My high school teacher (in Framingham, Mass) actually told the class that the Canadian police department (there’s no such thing) closes at six o’clock. Being Canadian and being sentient, I disabused him of this notion and implied he had the IQ of a brick. I set the record for detention that day.
Bob – I am also from Framingham. Saxonville area. Went to Keefe Tech. What about you? It wasn’t Mr. Cavichi, was it? (probably spelled his name wrong after 40+ years)
Went to South High in the late sixties/early seventies. Lived on Duggan Drive. Not sure what that area of town is/was called. I forget what the name of the teacher was (this was over half a century ago), just that he taught geography, and that he was an idiot.
out-of-town criminal sues city for not posting time zone
Bruce Campbell is the shit.
The most underrated comic actor in history.
Et tu, Kraft?
Beware the Ides of Kraft.
Beware of almost ALL bottled salad dressings-soybean oil is poison. FFS make your own, takes a whopping 1 minute.
Best Italian is either made from scratch or a dry mix packet.
Et, tu Broccoli?
How many hotdogs you have at coloseium ?
Two lions were roman in the colosseum…one of them saw a female martyr…he decided to caesar for dinner…he was gladiator.
I read what you did there….
I’m not lion when I say I’m not a cheetah.
Guy walks into a Roman bar, and asks for “a martino” Bartender asks “Don’t you mean a martini?” Guy replies “If I want two, I’ll ask for them”.
Not mine – from a Canadian show years ago!
I thought the ultimate guide to ass was a faggot’s hand. At least that’s what nkit tells me.
Bob P, big fan of your writings. You are funny as hell. Many others on this site also funny as hell. Don’t want to leave any of the fine people here.
I’d say, “Nice nuts,” but it seems rather gay.
I can watch that over and over again
Prolly a lesbians truck. They seem to do the nut thing a lot.
I’ve been around low-life white trash like this all of my life.
His truck will never see 200k miles.
Tough decision if he’s on fire: piss on him to put it out or not?
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb? So far, 27, but we don’t know the final answer yet.
Is that Nkit’s relay?
The fabled “Bangladeshi Knot”
This pole really misses being a tree, pigeon can’t even shit on anyone…
At least get some casters.
Shouldn’t that little boy be wearing a mask?
Yeah, to keep the pollution out of his lungs.
father of the month
v
Creepy eyes
She’s passed out and her evil hilarious friends Sharpied on her eyelids and stuffed
party favors up her nose. My kind of freinds!
When dad is left in charge of the kid. Same the world over, apparently
At least they’ve got a helmet.
This has been my strategy for continually failing throughout life. I’m doing it right n–
ow.
When you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Honestly, Betty, buy your husband some Pampers, for God’s sake.
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It’s only because you always take your invisible leprechaun with you.
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I need to snooze for a few minutes; call back.
The 2020 election was stolen.
Snooze.
Covid is a massive hoax.
Snooze.
9/11 was an inside job. . .
Bob- You forgot…We didn’t go to the moon- snooze.
The ultimate wake up call for anyone who lives through Covid.
And the Earth is not a globe.
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I’ll answer that as soon as you tell me how many times your mother dropped you on your head.
That is what you call partial abortion.
Disagree. The penalty for the gun should be five yards; the penalty for a pedophile should be 100 yards and castration.
No – the penalty for pedophilia should be death.
As “Replay First Down” would prove difficult…
That meme is a total bicep blowoff.
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Democracy is the best, most sustainable form of government. Just look at all the registered voters in today’s Friday Fail!
Democracy does not work, but Democratic Republics work for the most part.
Only for a couple hundred years and then they implode
Very true, as we are witnessing now.
The U.S.A. is a Constitutional Republic – NOT – a democratic Republic.
Democracy, aka Mob Rule, should be strangled to death in its crib whenever it’s born.
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Same thing when you take a shit in a display toilet.
Did they bring you TP ??
Need a hair cut there, Newsome?
It would cure his Bell’s Palsy.
Fucking Hell: “Try and start…”
Try TO start.
God, I hate this planet.
Leave.
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Wrong. This is my boat; my wife took off her underpants.
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MXC!
Looks like Biden.
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The Matrix has kept us all fooled.
I thought I was your beau.
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I like the extended pinky. Nice form.
Oh, woman, you make me quiver.
That contraption looks more like a time machine than a bow.
Pfffffft. I shoot a Black Widow PTF V in ironwood.
My good friend’s wife’s dad owns Black Widow Bows!
I love mine.
Modern crossbow..?v=1569052342
Put it on the ground and voila! Les bicyclette.
It is not real archery if it is a compound bow.
Agreed.
Does the distinction really matter if it can kill communists?
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Facecrook
Actual lizard person.
Real name Greenberg- just a DARPA installed puppet.
Zuck really looks like he’s got a cucumber stuck up his ass.
Now that’s a Snapper
The fish is in the way
Especially the dorsal.
Looks like a sand bass—tasty—-oh and nice rack