Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON D.C.—During a press conference today, Jen Psaki confirmed that President Biden will soon be visiting Waukesha to comfort the family of the traumatized SUV driver.

“President Biden has a big heart, and he truly cares for hurting people,” said Psaki. “He will be visiting Waukesha next week to console the family of Darrell Brooks, as they mourn the arrest of their loved one. Mr. Brooks was clearly the real victim here.”

“That Brooks guy’s a good guy, just made a mistake,” said Biden to the diaper pail in the corner of his restroom. “He was obviously scared and was running away from white supremacy or something like that. Made a wrong turn and then ran over 70 people while zig-zagging to hit as many as possible. Just slipped up, is all! Happens to the best of us! Come on, man!”

When asked whether Biden would be visiting the families of the victims, Psaki replied that the President has a busy schedule but they are in his thoughts and prayers.

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8 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
December 2, 2021 8:54 pm

Before I saw it was the Babylon Bee,
I completely believed it.
The left cannot be parodied anymore.
They are the parody.

Quiet Mike
Quiet Mike
  Anonymous
December 2, 2021 9:07 pm

“They want people to believe the historically improbable, the biologically impossible”
……………….. Claire Wolfe

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
December 2, 2021 8:56 pm

Before I noticed it was the Babylon Bee,
I thought it was the usual American Pravda swill. I posted the below from my phone. It’s me. Sorry for the redundancy.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
December 2, 2021 9:05 pm

Poor guy. The vehicle took him on a killing spree…

Leftist cunts actually believe this.
Don’t doubt it.

Leah
Leah
December 2, 2021 9:35 pm

Go BB. It could happen. People would probably eat it up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 3, 2021 2:44 am

LOL

Ken
Ken
December 3, 2021 11:33 am

This is just more proof that our society is evil and needs to be revamped back to what was intended a couple centuries ago.

Willy
Willy
  Ken
December 4, 2021 1:55 am

If nothing else it suggests that the Redhead speaks for the evil.