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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:41 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:13 pm

Figures…

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
December 4, 2021 7:57 am

Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend’s pussy.. smelled fishy…

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:42 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
December 3, 2021 12:46 pm

Is that how she feels her titties?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:03 pm

It’s fake! It’s a mirror!

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Iska Waran
December 3, 2021 2:26 pm

Thanks Captain Obvious.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:42 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:09 pm

They will fuck your shit up.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:46 pm

If there’s not a thorn in there, you’re in deep shit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 8:30 pm

They will fuck your shit up.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 9:00 pm

I agree with YourAverageJoe on cats, but in this case, nice panther.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 11:06 pm

Yeah, ………keep fuckin with it’s paws.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:43 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:39 pm

A little too much bread, but ok.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:48 pm

Oh, and a diet Pepsi.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:59 pm

Another “food desert” we hear so much about.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:49 pm

I understand, puppies; we’re all after the pussy, too.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:44 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
December 3, 2021 6:40 pm

Yoink!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:11 pm

It takes a while for them to desire to eat fried cat.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
December 4, 2021 1:50 am

roll them over in some egg and then some Zatarans breading… Tastes like catfish..

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:44 pm

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david
david
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:02 pm

I’m old enough to remember when Australia was a free country.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  david
December 3, 2021 2:01 pm

That’s what happens when you give up your firearms.
Take note.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Colorado Artist
December 4, 2021 2:44 am

Giving up the firearms was a symptom. The disease is wokism.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  david
December 4, 2021 2:43 am

I’m old enough to remember White Australia as official government policy. No apologies.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:50 pm

Well, boys, I know what your father fucked.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 9:07 pm

The camps are over here, follow us…

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:45 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:04 pm

It’s all fun and games until the dust ignites and burns your eyeballs out…

Mix
Mix
  fujigm
December 3, 2021 9:09 pm

FACE BURN

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:51 pm

I thought that box looked a little shady.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
December 3, 2021 9:11 pm

Packing tape is evil.

Ken31
Ken31
  Mix
December 4, 2021 4:39 pm

I thought it was just all defective. That makes more sense.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 12:45 pm

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Ray Jason
Ray Jason
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 5:58 pm

Here is a fun approach I have used TBPers. I go up to a bunch of normies and ask the men politely if they would help me out by all putting on condoms sometime in the next hour. When they look dumbfounded I state that I am on my way to have sex and my condom won’t work unless they are wearing theirs. Then I just nonchalantly exit.

GT Void
GT Void
  Colorado Artist
December 4, 2021 8:46 pm

No government has ever represented the common good, it has only represented itself and if the common good fell in line with it for a time, then that benefitted the facade.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:03 pm

Biden administration doing America after just 9 months.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:06 pm

Double shot back flip foot FACED!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:14 pm

Mr Sulu on mushrooms.

Mix
Mix
  YourAverageJoe
December 3, 2021 9:14 pm

Eh, captain.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 11:11 pm

I want to see the rest of the vid where they proced to mess him up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 4, 2021 10:40 pm

He didn’t make many tips that day…

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:46 pm

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:05 pm

Hey! I resemble that!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:04 pm

That is one bored sumbitch.

Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 3:16 pm

“Billy! You’re going the WRONG way!”

name the movie…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
December 3, 2021 5:59 pm

Planes, trains….

Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 7:21 pm

Midnight Express.

Vill yam Hah Yes.
Busted and sentenced for trying to smuggle bricks of hash out of Turkey.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 7:17 pm

mushrooms.

Guest
Guest
  nkit
December 3, 2021 3:25 pm

Humans are really so interesting.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 8:10 pm

Jeremy Powell lowering interest rates

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 3, 2021 8:34 pm

Jerome

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
December 4, 2021 12:57 am

Now how’s he gonna get outta there without messing it up??

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:47 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:05 pm

Stone her!
No Selwaying without a male relative!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:17 pm

The Black Ghost of Death!

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:48 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:53 pm

Cool.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
December 3, 2021 7:07 pm

Looters do something like that when you light them on fire.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:49 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:19 pm

Hahahahahahahaha!
Brilliant!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 11:13 pm

I have GOT to try that !

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:49 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 4, 2021 12:23 pm

When skydiving, if your shoot fails, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

CaptRebel
CaptRebel
  Anonymous
December 4, 2021 2:09 pm

Now that’s funny.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Anonymous
December 4, 2021 11:35 pm

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:58 pm

Stupid cat. Why would he calculate the area of a triangle to catch the red dot? Surely he’d use

y= x tan Ꝋ gxx/2vv cos2 Ꝋ

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
December 3, 2021 9:46 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:21 pm

I use my pistol sight to make them play the stupid game.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  YourAverageJoe
December 4, 2021 1:00 am

What do they get when they win??

michael a hill
michael a hill
  bridgeportbob
December 4, 2021 5:36 pm

they get to live?

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:00 pm

If you ask me, it’s unnatural. A chicken and a pigeon have no future together.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
December 3, 2021 7:10 pm

Things have changed, Bob.
They’re much more fluid now.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
December 3, 2021 9:51 pm

Ask a chickeon.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:01 pm

What do I think? Let me start by complimenting you on your perfect ass.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 9:56 pm

A pole pi, kinky.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:07 pm

Dogs are the best.

fujigm
fujigm
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 7:12 pm

Goofy dogs are the best.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 7:23 pm

Angels sent by God to be Our Friends…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 8:38 pm

golden rejuggler

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:12 pm

And right after this he’ll be busting the heads of people not wearing masks.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:52 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:18 pm

Ant Mecca?

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
December 3, 2021 5:16 pm

Wow, just like the muslims at the Kaaba.

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
December 3, 2021 8:40 pm

The graphene particles stimulated by 5g

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 9:59 pm

Mohamad intellectuals.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:52 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:23 pm

Shoot it.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 10:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
December 3, 2021 11:18 pm

That last line. Too bad.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Anonymous
December 5, 2021 12:54 am

There, there. It’s BS. You really think, in 1963, they could have, or would have bothered to retrieve the cat?

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:13 pm

Wasn’t me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 8:40 pm

They will fuck your shit up.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:53 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:14 pm

Another outsmarted cat aficionado…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 8:40 pm

They will find a way to fuck your shit up.

Mix
Mix
  Anonymous
December 3, 2021 10:30 pm

You as Anonymous as Bob on Nigger St. high on hallucinogenics.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:14 pm

What? I’m walking my ladybug.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
December 3, 2021 8:48 pm

I’ll have to try that next year.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:16 pm

I don’t know how I’ve gained so much weight, Doc. I’ve just been eating water.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:55 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:21 pm

Thus demonstrating the intellectual prowess of iphone fanatics.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:28 pm

Houstons Mayor is always conducting important business, like fixing our roads and having faggot sexually confused perverts reading to our kids in the taxpayers libraries.

Mix
Mix
  YourAverageJoe
December 3, 2021 10:35 pm

Years ago, I-10 and Gessner. 2yrs. fun in Bear Creek

a9racer
a9racer
  nkit
December 3, 2021 8:42 pm

The chicks that always right swipe me

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:16 pm

That would be impressive if you weren’t wearing a GD mask.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
December 3, 2021 7:29 pm

Even more so if the weights weren’t made of balsa wood.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:57 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:17 pm

Training them young.
Time for your booster!

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:57 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:17 pm

There’s always one showoff goat in the crowd.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 10:53 pm

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CaptRebel
CaptRebel
December 3, 2021 12:59 pm

God’s own speed to you, little lady.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 12:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:18 pm

It was either this or an illegal Mexican.

Phil
Phil
  Bob P
December 3, 2021 2:30 pm

Either way you end up with a New World monkey.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:18 pm

“Untouched by human hands in processing”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
December 3, 2021 10:32 pm

Like white meat chicken is bleached dark meat.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:30 pm

Houstons Mayor knows how to shuck peas.

P.I. Tex Anonymous
P.I. Tex Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
December 3, 2021 10:29 pm

Please don’t insult the monkey.The mayor isn’t up to it’s standards or abilities.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:00 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:31 pm

Never gets old.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
December 4, 2021 1:57 am

Indeed, it never does….thank you….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 4, 2021 10:52 pm

Stupid dog…funny though.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:00 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 11:00 pm

shaty farst!

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
December 5, 2021 7:56 am

Those are a blast to ride!!!!

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:01 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:32 pm

Dog was saving his life from an evil monster.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:01 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:27 pm

must be mom and dad taking cat for walk after getting the swine flu vax

GT Void
GT Void
  nkit
December 3, 2021 5:19 pm

because that pig isn’t going to take any crap from a cat.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  GT Void
December 3, 2021 7:33 pm

Fuckin A

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:33 pm

A worthy walker.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 11:07 pm

Society necromancing is obvious.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
December 4, 2021 1:08 am

We had hogs at the farm when I was a kid. Some mornings when I went in to feed them you’d find cat fur laying around in the pen…

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:04 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:09 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
December 4, 2021 8:42 am

Fantasy girl Elizabeth Turner.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 1:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 3, 2021 2:11 pm

Biden’s supply chain…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 3, 2021 11:24 pm

Someone is going to get fired.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:03 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:17 pm

The Fed in action.

Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
December 3, 2021 2:23 pm

Put Powell in next.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
December 3, 2021 7:14 pm

Yellen’s vocal chords.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
December 3, 2021 11:14 pm

The explosive state of retirement benefits is alarming.

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:05 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 3, 2021 7:37 pm

Heeheee…

nkit
nkit
December 3, 2021 1:06 pm

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Phil
Phil
  nkit
December 3, 2021 1:49 pm

A very rare vaccine reaction.