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LETS DO THIS!
You in a violent mood, this morning, CA? You took a shot and opened FF with a bang.
It reminds me that what the Davos set really needs is a good dose of lead, a little bullet therapy to hasten their inevitable trip to hell.
Both barrels.
Until the tyrants feel fear, they will keep dong what they are doing.
Until we make them as miserable as they are making us, they will continue.
No, they need to be put out of our misery.
But … they’re not making US miserable — that’s not their end game.
They’re getting rid of US … otherwise, why the deadly jab?
best one yet
“Until the tyrants feel fear, they will keep dong what they are doing.”
As long as there are tyrants, they will keep dong what they are doing.
There, FIFY …
Until they feel fear…
Caucescue.
Gaddahf
Actually, he had turned his life around after RR sent a very personal wake up call.
I was street fighting in Timisoara in November ’89.
With my construction bus. experience I’d like to get the contract to build the gallows. With my sailing skills I’d be willing to do the required ropework to get things moving, and finally, with my EMS background, I can declare those motherfuckers dead.
Reminds me of the old joke;
Who put the seven bullets in Mussolini?
100 Italian sharpshooters.
Let’s be demoncratic…
Hockey stick FACED!
They’ve apparently cancelled the Davos shindig in January, 2022 — due to the Fauci flu and such.
Some have said that Klaus Schwab and others have had many death threats …
Threats mean nothing. Put up or shut up. 🙂
Nooooo, surely not? Whatever for?
I do hope it isn’t simply a vague fear, but it is a guarantee.
Sic semper tyrannis.
We are all missing your wonderful “fail” rants, Bob.
Tee one up.
Please.
This week’s FF of the Week is hereby awarded to me for not writing a FF of the week. I have a good excuse, though; I didn’t want to.
I’d like to thank me for the honour of winning this coveted award, traditionally reserved for only the greatest of failures. I’ve worked very hard to fail, and it’s certainly paid off; I’ve consistently succeeded at failing my whole life. It’s my greatest strength, and I’m supremely proud of myself.
Makes sense. You’re only failing if you’re trying. Keep failing.
I would’ve never believed this had I not seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
One of my favorite characters from the Holy Grail was the one some call…Tim.
Now that was unexpected…
Mix always has the best stuff. He’s wicked.
“Look at the bones!”
Who gets a Concealed Carry Permit?
Someone who needs the government’s permission to exercise his rights?
It’s called a “Permit” for a reason…
“permit” is a noun.
Anyone can use it……
Where are the Militias????
Now ain’t that just freakin’ truth. One would have thought somebody somewhere would have already done something long before now.
Crossing that starting line means you can never go back. Your life will be completely changed forever. You will quite likely loose your home and family and possibly your life. It is not a decision to make until all other avenues fail. I understand your point quite well, it is frustrating to see NOTHING happening to rid ourselves of this evil menace. Sun Tzu: If you stand by a river long enough, you will see the bodies of your enemies float by. Patience Grasshopper!
Patience, it’s just two weeks,
…it’s just a lockdown,
…it’s just a shot,
…it’s just a Wellness Camp,
…it’s just a shower,
…they just want us to help dig some holes,
…see, nothing to be impatient about
Maybe you believed a little too much of the MSM bullshit.
Militias are a myth.
OK, I’m wrong.
You’ll find them hanging out with all those white supremacist groups…
Check your state constitution, you might be surprised at what you find there…
Florida, apparently.
The .45 vs 9mm fight will never end.
Get one or two of each.
or 5 or 6 of each. just as the meme said, they are like potato chips.
9mm left hand. .45ACP right hand. FIFY
Don’t forget .40
.40 S&W is a fine round. And because so many cops use it, it’s available as are the weapons themselves; cheap as dirt with police trade-ins. Glock 22.
Check it out.
that’s a snappy round, tho
It’s not what you choot’em with, it’s WHERE you choot’em.
45raptor. Hold my beer
357 Sig
I almost spit my oatmeal out laughing so hard. Good one!!!
That time when you had wished you had brought your Colt Anaconda.
Received a box of .45 acp hp just yesterday from Palmetto State Armory.
Just one?
Winchester Ranger SXT!
A little known fun fact, SXT=Same Exact Thing as Black Talon.
Noah, the original Prepper!!!
I’m betting he took two of each….except for the tasty ones.
And the REALLY tasty ones all went extinct on the Ark.
That’s why we don’t have unicorns anymore.
Isn’t that a picture from the famous battle “Hamburger Hill” in the Vietnam War???
First time I saw that photo the caption said it was from Ia Drang in 1965. I think I have seen it with claims it was from other years or locations too.
#Stopsimpin’
RED means go.
George Orwell Not.
Dawn Wells as a ginger on a Friday. Mary Ann today, Mary Ann Tomorrow, Mary Ann Forever. The Mary Ann dudes back in the day weren’t selecting down. Mary Ann was a Chernobyl of hotness except the good kind of hotness and all the dudes on the island were gay except Howell who was done with women, which might be a rational decision at one point. Crappy sitcom as in not very funny ever but Mary Ann was probably hottest person on a sitcom (Lucille Ball was pretty fucking hot, many people might not appreciate). Thoughts?
Even God chose Mary Ann over Ginger.
Why worry about wolves when you just have to get a bunny to protect you?
Stay strapped my friend!
Be the Ram.
Karen, your kid needs you again.
?
Marsh-FACED
Acrosackick
She never did like him…
HEEL-SACKED by a cute little blondie
He who rides fastest, rides alone.
…but he who rides so fast he laps the idiots behind him, gets stuck in traffic.
True. One must exercise his fastnest judicially.
This just has to be the RCMP class of 2021 graduates, right BP?
No need to water that plant.
Concrete FACED!
Thanks for the hangtime at the end CA.
Fujigm ?
You have to say it 3 times really fast.
Hahahahahahaha
It never gets old.
Treadmill FACED and PANTSED!
Dindu carjacking practice.
And it’s been all downstairs for Biden ever since.
No. He was trying to bang his (minor) niece.
That’s why his sister-in-law got the restraining order…
And his niece.
WARNING:
This link may be unsafe.
The vaccine is perfectly safe, so don’t listen to this Nazi anti-vaxxer, who just wants you to die from covid. It’s perfectly natural for thousands of young people to have heart issues right after getting their vaccine; that just proves it’s working. Let’s all hope the anti-vaxxers get covid and die.
Please Sir, may I have some more?
That description of today’s views, as held by leftists, is quite believable.
Welcome back, nkit!
Thanks BobP, it’s good to be back.
YAAAAY!
Roasted Fauxi.
Trans people all remind me of Monty Python…
The Monty Python folks wore dresses and faked women’s voices for comedy effect…not because they were mentally ill and honestly thought they were women.
Trans people don’t do it for the comedy?
Then how come they’re so funny?
Oh, now I feel bad for laughing at them.
OK, not really.
I don’t like SPAM!!
nkit, Words cannot express how much you were missed. Those who stepped up in your absence……Ya did good. Thank you.
So kind of you Anon..Those who stepped up deserve a medal. They dont know how much JQ appreciated that…Thanks to all, esp Colorado Artist….
Too kind, nkit.
Thank you.
But he’s right, you were missed.
Following in the footsteps of the vaccination campaign, the government decided to allow car manufacturers to skip safety testing for their flying cars. NTSA spokespeople assert that the tenfold increase in traffic accidents is sheer coincidence and assures the public that everything is just peachy.
It’s the fault of the cars that don’t fly!
It isn’t the cars fault damn it. You can see that cycle boy run right into that car. Damn bikers think they own the road.
This is ridiculous. I had to get the 1st shot on 11/11. Next is December 9th. I don’t like having to do this just to keep my job. Not many employment opportunities in this part of TN. Work excuse: Some employees work contract for “the fed and have to get the jab or face job loss”. None of the people in my area have federal contracts, why should we have to get vaxxd? We don’t get to share bonuses. We have to work on federal holidays. It’s just insane. I gotta get the 2nd jab next next week.
Resist.
Do not commit suicide.
Refuse to comply.
The country is awash inn jobs.
And Biden fears the Xi.
This is what you get when you hire Inspector Clouseau as your left fielder.
Scoreboard FACED!
Well, at least he stuck the landing.
“Planted” the landing.
FACE-planted the landing.
And that is why our insurance rates keep climbing. Perfect example of why abortion is needed and should be legal till age 18.
For some, it needs to be retroactive.
What an idiot. Every water skier knows to watch out for telephone poles.
The toss from the man-bun on the pier seems almost perfect
Did you hear the way his ribs cracked that pole?
Oh, an alley-oop into a perfect birch-tree landing! That’s a very high degree of stupidity.
It was wearing its polar cammo outfit.
Chameleons are all around us.
We just can’t see them.
That’s the kind of thing that killed Sonny Bono.
The moment the Secret Service started second guessing its decision to allow POTUS to drive.
DWA.
vaxcident?
Let me in Cinnamin!!
Never mind your broken ribs, where’s my frigging coffee?
Double-tall half-caff concrete-FACED!
Today Abbas learned that although the eastern garter snake is perfectly harmless, the Pfizer vaccine isn’t.
Is that Ahcmed Opossum?
Damn hothead.
WARNING
This video is misleading. Flying cars are perfectly safe.
It’s the low-flying liberals in aero cars that cause problems.
Asians get a pass on this one.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
Why the oligarchs got away with the covid scam: the is the typical North American.
If Biden were a BMX biker.
Orange wheels bad.
Please print and photocopy articles like these and send to Politicians, Health Care CEO’s, Corporate CEO’s, etc.. Perhaps if enough of us would do that it would change some minds and dicktates and break through the Mass Psychosis that has gripped the World.
http://www.healthimpactnews.com
http://www.childrenshealthdefense.org
Well worth 4 min. of your time.
“Sudden Adult Death Syndrome” is now a thing, but it has
nothing to do with the jab! Pinky Swear!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNhQusjs2BY
Why? All the ones that could do something about it are in on it.
Why the oligarchs got away with the covid scam: these are typical Europeans.
Meanwhile in my mind…
g-g-giddyup!!!
Mix rocks FF…Every. Fucking. Week.
Yes! Let’s all hear it for Jennifer Connelly.
She is the slut with the innocent face.
Oh yeah? I’d like to see you separate the yolks like that.
A week later Hahgnees met karma.
2022 midterms.
Game misconduct the both of you for the shittiest fight of the year.
Your not Bob Probert or Joey Kosher…
self fist faced
I saw what her brother can do with a log.
Karen, your daughter needs help, again.
That’s okay. Humans are biodegradable.
Self trash disposal.
White trash disposal.
I saw an article this morning at Gateway Pundit that expands on this. Apparently DARPA cooked up something patented in 2017 IIRC that allows these MRNA concoctions once inside the body to form what is essentially the Chinese bioweapon developed by Fauci’s pals.
It makes one question if the vaccine is the bioweapon, the variant, the evil fuqueres wet dream etc.
I got the full court press from a bunch of pee pants yesterday and told them all to fuck off. They don’t want me to die! I said I don’t want them to die either but they were the dupes who took the shots and I was way more worried about them.
It was just like these articles. “Joe Blow is in the hospital dying and he had all the shots and booster and he has it-AGAIN!!!!!!” “My sister died two days ago and she had all the shots.”
Right over their heads. Making no connection. Get the shots that don’t work or we’re all going to die.
Yes, the jab IS the bioweapon. The covid hysteria was the trojan horse.
Here’s a bit of profound John Tesh intelligence for your life: “Watch where you’re going, bonehead!”
Now make a wish and blow out grandma.
Cheap sleep aid.
Cuploa FACED!
It’s a trend, all-flash mobbers join in.
That’s real talent there! Affirmative action in action.
the G on his shirt means genius.
Lat pulldown FACED!
Method:
For my experiment I selected a group of people who believed everything the government told them about covid, then I told them they were squirrels.
Results:
I rejected the null hypothesis that they were smart enough not to believe me.
Conclusion:
People who fell for the covid hoax are idiots.
Karen was pissed at the price of the hospital bills and the new electric wheelchair, for her youngest son.
Oh the (stupidity of ) humanity!
At least we don’t fill em with HYDROGEN anymore…
I think I saw TWO flashes!
I think what nkit is trying to show, so far with his presentations, is that a significant portion of the human species has no sense of gravity or momentum.
Oh she had momentum all right.
You could put the period after sense.
It’s a good thing for her her tits are big.
Biden voter..
How did her tits not pop out?
Karens’ son’s girlfriend.
Don’t fall for the cheap imitations, get the original Acorn Stairlift!!
I got a new stairlift. It’s driving me up a wall.
Houstons Mayor loves bananas.
Dindus outside Louis Vuitton…
Pre-antifa
Baboons are usually smarter than this. This one must be retarded.
If that kid isn’t spying on a naked woman there’s no excuse.
Train kept a rolling”.
Hey, that’s going the wrong way!
Looks like a job for Rowdy Yates.
Woops.
Drain kept a rollin.
About two years ago, watched a train axle, with “wheels”come off a flatbed and roll down Stateline Ave in Texarkana and finally stopped at the W 14th intersection without hitting anything.
Now detonate a black cat to see if it can fly.
Julie spent 14 years perfecting her craft but just couldn’t compete with the $2 app.
And thanks to government day prisons, kids no longer are able to read or write in cursive.
Pthhhhhht.
I can speak in cursive.
But do you dream in cursive?
If not, then you aren’t fluent.
My dreams are all in cursive.
With nuns in black leather catsuits.
And wooden rulers.
The ones with the metal edge.
And they beat my knuckles….
I’m sorry, I got distracted…
I like you – you’re twisted.
kept you from getting unwanted boners?
No, it didn’t.
‘unwanted boner’ is an oxymoron.
If they’re in black leather catsuits how can you tell they are nuns??
By their rosary beads they have around their neck…
Aynbdoy taht seapks cruisve is an iiodt.
That’s recursive.
MrLiberty, 1000 thumbs up.
nkit is back, welcome!
Thanks much, friend.
That’s nice but I wanted a Longines.
But can they engrave a gunstock?
Yes, but only from the inside.
Me. Monday morning, 05:30.
Arthropod politician.
They learn young.
You beat me to it. Everybody beats me to it. I never get to the FF until late after work out here in the West.
Genetics proven.
Hey, do you know how many hours mommy spent on the pole to earn all that??
None. She got it from DCIF…
Heredity is a curriculum for a Ph.D.
Gunsmithing is an up-and-coming occupation, no Ph.D. required, but quality stock engraving helps.
Almost no one can refurbish fine guns anymore.
If you can, you can name your price. The man that
smiths my fine guns is almost retired. He’s the best.
I have to ship them to the Adirondacks to have them
perfected.
Why bother with cash?? They don’t need that stuff anymore. Now dindu just needs a crowbar or hammer.
Geez, you guys are rayciss!
I think I’m going to like it here.
Talk about raysiss, he raysiss faster than anyone else at the airport.