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Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 1:05 pm

As I understand it, offshore windfarms are causing vibration and subsonic underwater noise sufficient to make them disoriented enough that they beach themselves.

mathans
mathans
  Anonymous
May 8, 2024 2:06 pm

Thank goodness!

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
May 8, 2024 1:19 pm

This is a new form of street begging. Ever seen street perfomer that accepts tips? This is street begging with a twist, you can pay a no talent street beggar with Venmo.

Noother..
Noother..
May 8, 2024 1:20 pm

Ah, the graceless sea-ghetto-potamus.
Known for throwing tantrums and fighting in area Sealmarts.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Noother..
May 8, 2024 4:06 pm

Walrusmarts.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Aunt Acid
May 8, 2024 10:40 pm

Aahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  Noother..
May 9, 2024 12:17 pm

shocking to see a creature like that be able to hold its breath for damn near 30 seconds. I am truly impressed….

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 1:27 pm

That’s cruel.
Sea-boons should be cage-free.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 1:29 pm

The world is losing its mind. (Present company excepted).

K.J.
K.J.
May 8, 2024 2:18 pm

Ham hocks, pork rinds, chitlins & collared greens. And Popeye’s.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  K.J.
May 8, 2024 4:06 pm

+ grape drank, yo.

zappalives
zappalives
May 8, 2024 2:33 pm

Let me try to explain this to you.
Immediately after the FAKE NIGGER RIOTS the system decided to bombard America with 24/7/365 in your face NIGGERDOM !
Look at the teevee………..nearly everything image is a nigger.
If the purpose of the bombardment was to make me love NIGGERS……….its not working.
In fact the opposite is happening with me.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  zappalives
May 8, 2024 2:51 pm

Who runs the media?

Rifles are the Cure
Rifles are the Cure
  Anonymous
May 8, 2024 5:13 pm

Not niggers…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 9, 2024 1:26 pm

The slavemasters of the browneez

Lucretius
Lucretius
  zappalives
May 8, 2024 3:11 pm

Thanks for the heads up Zap, but I gave up the idiot box almost 20 years ago, el paso! Definitely ain’t working here either.

Peace, L.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  zappalives
May 8, 2024 5:44 pm

An hour ago was walking out of a Publix. Lizzo-esque female was arguing with her smaller boyfriend. Shoving & blows ensued.

This Publix is on the 1st floor of a 12-story apartment complex overlooking the Ashley River, where rents are $2,500/mo. on the top floor.

How did those animals wind up there?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  lamont cranston
May 8, 2024 5:50 pm

Foraging.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  zappalives
May 9, 2024 7:38 am

That’s the purpose. Division.

Deimos
Deimos
May 8, 2024 2:51 pm

What do they feed it? Apparently too much. That thing doesn’t come up for air, it comes up for fried chicken, mac and cheese and purple drank.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Deimos
May 8, 2024 3:53 pm

Why do they feed it?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
May 8, 2024 5:51 pm

Searching for greater displacement of water?

OutOfTime
OutOfTime
May 8, 2024 2:58 pm

Free The Sea-Boons.

Biff Tannenbaum
Biff Tannenbaum
May 8, 2024 3:05 pm

We’re reaching levels of judaism that shouldn’t even be possible.

zappalives
zappalives
  Biff Tannenbaum
May 8, 2024 3:33 pm

Hahaha……….TFTL !

Tom MacGyver
Tom MacGyver
May 8, 2024 3:06 pm

It’s Moby Dindu!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tom MacGyver
May 8, 2024 3:18 pm

It’s a moomaid. A seacow.

What do they feed it? The whole restaurant. Its blood type is may-O positive. It’s so fat, it sits all the way around the house. Google Maps instructs you to fly around it.

Slip-N-Fall
Slip-N-Fall
May 8, 2024 3:37 pm

Water was only up to her knees, before the mishap.

beau
beau
May 8, 2024 3:39 pm

the answer is obvious: TOO MUCH!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 3:47 pm

That poor, poor toilet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 4:13 pm

The libs are right about rising sea levels, after all – just wrong about the cause.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
May 8, 2024 4:16 pm

It is in the water, an aquatic organism?
It is trying to mimic a mermaid, but I ain’t buying that deception.
It somewhat resembles a manatee, but it is too unattractive.
It must be a common Melanin Enhanced Biological Unit Female, a MEBUF !!!
I try to stay far away from MEBUF’s, but that is becoming increasingly difficult in my native land. The only sure cure is found halfway around the world, Mongolian biker ladies:

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Texas Khaan
May 8, 2024 4:36 pm

My buddy said he banged a mongoloid chick once. I pictured something different.

zappalives
zappalives
  Iska Waran
May 8, 2024 4:46 pm

He banged Lori Lightfoot ?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
May 8, 2024 5:54 pm

I failed to mention, due to being distracted by some fine ladies, that one mustn’t ever feed a MEBUF cold fries under any circumstances whatsoever. They react in a most unpleasant and simian manner, unless they fries be hot enuff to melt lead.

T4C
T4C
  Texas Khaan
May 8, 2024 8:36 pm

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Dollars to donuts there ain’t no Route 66 in Mongolia. The cultural influence of America abides. Indeed the whole thing is saturated in American culture related to that hobby.

mathans
mathans
  T4C
May 8, 2024 9:00 pm

I caught that too! 😉

T4C
T4C
  T4C
May 8, 2024 9:33 pm

The Mongolians are an interesting lot. They’ve adapted the American music genre of R&R on another level, particularly bc of the ‘throat-singing’ specific to their culture. An interesting blend.

Listen at least to the 1:05 mark as that’s when it takes off. My guess is that you’ll want to listen to it at least a little further. It’s a. fun video imo.

Full screen for affect.

T4C
T4C
  T4C
May 8, 2024 9:43 pm

Won’t let me edit the video. New Link

Anonymous
Anonymous
  T4C
May 8, 2024 9:49 pm

I think their Jewish producer is heavily involved in the fusion part of their music, but I have enjoyed a few of their songs.

Shotgun Trooper
Shotgun Trooper
  Texas Khaan
May 9, 2024 5:24 am

The Hu.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
May 10, 2024 3:07 pm

Wow.
Women appropriating male culture.
Call the news!

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 4:17 pm
The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
May 8, 2024 4:27 pm

They mis-spelled ‘Manatees’ . Also known as Sea Cows. And in the past, mistaken for mermaids.

Daddy Joe
Daddy Joe
May 8, 2024 5:22 pm

OK, yall all need to quit insulting the beautiful manatees. They are undeserving of your childish comparisons.

GCE
GCE
May 8, 2024 5:41 pm

Just keep your hands and feet away from the tank, and you’ll be good! Oh, and no fishing, she would be too big and over the weight limit for human land whales, so you would have to throw back into the tank.

Hollow man
Hollow man
May 8, 2024 5:41 pm

Feed it you ask. White men.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
May 8, 2024 5:47 pm

It’s really a non-stealthy deceiver, collaborative-combat submarine vehicle.

Obbledy
Obbledy
May 8, 2024 5:55 pm

If it needs a home……you can call…….
Habitat for Huge Manatees!……..

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Obbledy
May 8, 2024 7:04 pm

Well played.

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Aunt Acid
May 9, 2024 7:43 am

Thanks AA…..

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
May 8, 2024 7:06 pm

Fucking make it stop!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
May 8, 2024 7:11 pm

Somewhere in Dixie, a Waffle House manager breathes a sigh of relief.

suziecrittersnatcher
suziecrittersnatcher
May 8, 2024 7:39 pm

It’s a Schomp