For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except ‘Of’

Via The Babylon Bee

IRVING, TX — In a step toward greater inclusion, The Boy Scouts Of America announced this week that it will be just going by “Of” from here on out.

“We realized our name had a lot of problematic terms, like ‘Boy,’ ‘Scouts,’ and ‘America’ in it,” Scouting executive Tim Galbraith told reporters. “We decided ‘Of’ was much more inclusive and pinpoints what scouting, I mean, um… ‘of-ing’ really means. Go Of!”

Traditionally an all-boys organization designed to foster rugged, masculine patriotism and service in young men, scouting has come under fire in recent years for not including girls, trans-girls, trans-boys, and two-spirit genderqueer child drag queen polycules. Leaders say the name change showcases ‘Of’s’ commitment to transitioning itself from a beneficial program for young men into just another watered-down all-gender after-school program run by communist weirdos.

“We feel this is the best way to completely torpedo any remaining relevance scouting had,” Galbraith said. “We’re working on a whole new program aimed specifically at creating an inclusive, generic, all-gender environment sure to attract today’s modern kids. Go ‘Of’!”

As of publishing time, ‘Of’ had rebranded to just “–” after some people pointed out the word “of” is offensive to a remote tribe in Subsarahan Africa that goes by a similar name.

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52 Comments
Anarcho libertarian
Anarcho libertarian
May 8, 2024 11:03 am

Lol. Wait, don’t give them ideas.

Brewer55
Brewer55
May 8, 2024 11:06 am

When I was still working, the CEO of my company, AT&T, and the CEO of UPS, sat on the board of the Boy Scouts. They were instrumental in making all the changes you see today. Allowing queers to be scout leaders and allowing girls to be boy scouts. 

The globohomo cabal have attacked and done a very good job of programming changes into the psyche of young people. It sickens me to no end and, of course, it is all the work of the evil one and those he has influenced in this very messed up world.

CCRider
CCRider
  Brewer55
May 8, 2024 11:31 am

I join in the disgust, Brew but there’s an upside to this. The BSA was created by a Brit loyalist as a paramilitary unit to train young boys to be dead soldiers. I say shit-can the entire outfit.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  CCRider
May 8, 2024 11:58 am

tossing the baby out with the bathwater.

Why not shit can the ‘leaders’ and take back an institution that taught young kids about the ourdoors, camping, toxic masculinity stuff. Look beyond the surface

CCRider
CCRider
  anon a moos
May 8, 2024 3:23 pm

Because the U S has had enough of losing wars.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  CCRider
May 8, 2024 6:15 pm

What does camping, outdoor activities and teaching boys to become men have to do with the US losing wars?? Name three US ‘leaders’ that were boy scouts, name one.

Its not the boy scout organization thats wrong, its the fags and communists that have overtaken it.

As always, deal with the problem and the issues will resolve themselves.

Brewer55
Brewer55
  CCRider
May 8, 2024 12:51 pm

I understand what you are saying but, the code and what was taught to boys was to be men. Men who would be leaders, to set goals and to achieve them, and to be strong morally.

The boy scout code statement:

“On my honor, I will do my best To do my duty to God and my country And to obey the Scout Law; To help other people at all times; To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.”

CCRider
CCRider
  Brewer55
May 8, 2024 3:24 pm

Keep that part but lose the play-soldier part.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  CCRider
May 8, 2024 4:32 pm

I was a scout leader and we never played soliers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
May 8, 2024 8:50 pm

Did you play with boys?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Brewer55
May 8, 2024 6:31 pm

The leader of the troupe (surely its not a den-mother anymore, is it?) will wash you mouth out with soap after repeating those racist, sexist, homophobic and global-warming causing words.

august
august
  Brewer55
May 8, 2024 3:52 pm

>>>Allowing queers to be scout leaders 

The absolute (and predictable) Kiss of Death. ANYBODY could have seen it coming.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 8, 2024 11:07 am

Instead of OF, how about FO?

Ajr2820
Ajr2820
May 8, 2024 11:11 am

When they try to sell their popcorn outside the local home improvement store I frequent, I politely tell the parents that I choose to not support such an organization…..as a former boy scout.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Ajr2820
May 8, 2024 12:02 pm

This is extremely important. Especially if you tell them why. I assume this will be called hate at some point.

Ajr2820
Ajr2820
  Glock-N-Load
May 8, 2024 2:39 pm

I tell them why…and walk away. Most say nothing, but I’m sure you are right….it will soon be considered hate speech. F@ck ’em!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ajr2820
May 8, 2024 8:59 pm

I feel sorry for people that link the current team of scouts with some kind of honorable recognition of the great America.

Wally
Wally
  Ajr2820
May 10, 2024 6:32 am

As a practical matter, the quality of the popcorn being sold is inferior. I don’t mind overpaying for a good product in support of our kids-and usually buy 40 or more $5 boxes of Girl Scout cookies over the course of their 4 week selling season. BSA-if it ever hopes to be worth a shit again-could easily project something positive if they were to peddle quality popcorn, even at their outrageous prices.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 11:17 am

Reflecting reality as it does, unlike MSM, and even much supposedly independent reporting as well, The Bee has ceased to be funny. It truly has become simply straight factual reportage by now. The Babylon Bee has become the The Paper Of Record.

Philbert
Philbert
  Anonymous
May 8, 2024 12:40 pm

great movie, very prescient with a great script. The scathing monologue delivered to Howard by Arthur Jensen (Ned Beatty) about commerce and national sovereignty is one of the more spot-on points Chayefsky makes in the movie, and should be plainly evident today, but it is seldom referenced.

Anonymouse
Anonymouse
May 8, 2024 11:27 am

As a former Scout Master I am not surprise by this complete and abject betrayal of an organization I grew up in and loved. I knew the end was coming years ago when they permitted women to be Scout Masters, it was only a matter of time before the DEI bastards killed the Scouting program. We have lost our country, our freedom and our children…my rage is building, come November I suspect I won’t be alone.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Anonymouse
May 8, 2024 12:02 pm

This is what happens when the People cede to the infiltrators. Compromising NEVER ends up well for the willful compromised.

The ONLY solutions are start another organization, but we know that ain’t gonna happen. Or, take back the organization from the fags and communists, but we know that ain’t gonna happen either. insouciance dialed to max

zappalives
zappalives
  Anonymouse
May 8, 2024 2:13 pm

I hear they now give merit badges for sodomy and gluttony.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 12:01 pm

LGBTQ+ Scouts For Socialism

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 8, 2024 9:03 pm

LGBTQ+ Scouts For Socialism Gala at Mar-a-Lago TBD but probably last week in October. The band, Brokeback Mountain will be performing.

ubi
ubi
May 8, 2024 12:03 pm

This is great. Reminds me of when The Dixie Chicks had to change their name to “The.” And when Lady Antebellum had to change her name to “A.”

Gmpatriot
Gmpatriot
  ubi
May 8, 2024 12:17 pm

“had to change”…. “sold out to the bastards”….there FIFY……

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Gmpatriot
May 8, 2024 1:26 pm

This is the entire problem once you boil it down as far as possible. It’s about $$. I believe in the end times and the mark of the beast.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  Glock-N-Load
May 8, 2024 7:57 pm

It’s about $$ and Socialist winning, common public losing ie Power.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  ubi
May 8, 2024 4:37 pm

They did those cowardly things by choice.

ubi
ubi
  YourAverageJoe
May 8, 2024 5:01 pm

The above was supposed to be a joke. In reality, The Dixie Chicks changed their name to The Chicks, not realizing they were still in trouble with that. And Lady Antebellum tried to change her name to Lady A, and got sued by another artist (who is black, I think) that had been using that name for years prior. Too funny.

k31
k31
May 8, 2024 12:20 pm

Trump’s first Sec State was the one responsible for turning Scouts gay, IIRC.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  k31
May 8, 2024 3:33 pm

Yes he was. Trump will not save us.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  overthecliff
May 8, 2024 4:08 pm

No one will save us, this nation is to far gone already.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  k31
May 8, 2024 9:08 pm

As sulfur and fire reign down on Mar-a-Lago. It could happen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 9, 2024 3:55 pm

Sulfur and fire may reign down on Mar-a-Largo as well as LA,San Francisco,NYC,etc. The good news with Mar-a-Largo is you will not have to jump over syringes and human shyte as you flee the flames.

overthecliff
overthecliff
May 8, 2024 3:30 pm

Mr. Priest, Mr. Palmer and Mr.Laird of Troop 2 in Kansas City Kansas in 1050’s would be appalled. RIP.

Wally
Wally
  overthecliff
May 10, 2024 6:40 am

Take a look at what happened to Kaw Council-now a step-child of the KCMO council. Membership is by annual “subscription” that was recently changed to a charge of nearly $100 for kids and over $100 for leaders. Bankruptcy has its costs in both financial as well as moral ways these days.

morongobill
morongobill
May 8, 2024 3:31 pm

Ernest Thompson Seton is spinning in his grave fast enough to generate electricity over this latest BSA debacle.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
May 8, 2024 4:38 pm

To Hell with those fags.

Obbledy
Obbledy
May 8, 2024 5:41 pm

Its really the “America”part they hate,why continue the charade?…….The Bee will be prescient yet again…..

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
May 8, 2024 6:27 pm

“… creating an inclusive, generic, all-gender environment sure to attract today’s modern kids. Go ‘Of’!””

  • The Bee

Go Fuck Off! is the real message.

All part of the Communist process to destroy every once-proud American institution to include Academia, Law, Medicine, and Science. In the meanwhile replacing it with either infantile or anti-social including demonic influenced culture. We see it EVERYWHERE.

Humiliation, insult and mockery has been used strategically to infiltrate, demoralize and conquer a mighty superpower.

Never worry; Globohomoshlomo is planning to market the newly formed Gay Scouts for maximum penetration of the virgin teen market.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Aunt Acid
May 8, 2024 6:36 pm

Abigal had a post here that I commented on. Big Brother, Outward Bound and other great institutions were also taken over and destroyed.

Its what these communist fags have done and rather than go after the REAL problem everyone seems ok with going after the victims. Get rid of the fuckers CAUSING the problems and not the ones reacting to the problems caused by the communists and traitors.

Slippery Pete
Slippery Pete
May 8, 2024 7:47 pm

Scouts of Americuck

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
May 8, 2024 8:00 pm

I suspect the same will now happen to the Methodist religion group of churches.
They voted 80-20 to allow full LGBTQ not just Gay

Wally
Wally
  Crawfisher
May 10, 2024 6:42 am

The Methodists went to hell over 20 years ago, same as other kindred Protestant cults.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 8, 2024 8:56 pm

Probably end times in the next week or so as God rains sulfur and fire on the United Sates and the rest of the world just like was done to Sodom and Gomorrah. End times for the everyone in US anyway.

Tlate
Tlate
May 9, 2024 8:43 am

Just another sign of the impending apocalypse. “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.  You will know them by their fruits. Not the best bible verse for this article but I think you get the point.