BERLIN—German Health Minister Jens Spahn has announced his aggressive plan to fight COVID, which will include gathering all the unvaccinated people and putting them in special secured areas where they won’t bother anyone.
“Ze key to fighting ze COVID iz very simple,” said Spahn. “Ve must concentrate all ze filthy undesirables into special camps with very tall barbed-wire fences all around, where they will not infect us with their filthy anti-vaxx presence anymore.”
Unvaccinated Germans will also be required to wear highly-visible markings on their clothing, so everyone will know to stay away from them, or turn them in if they attempt to buy food in a public market.
“Zis iz for ze good of ze German people,” continued Spahn. “Ve vill not tolerate zis disgusting unvaccinated in our presence anymore. Heil Science!”
Spahn then gave a very special pro-science salute.
Australia praised the move by the German Health Minister, saying it worked great for the Aborigines.
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No longer satire.
Indeed not. At German universities, they are considering colored wristbands for vaccinated/unvaccinated. No joke.
Soon be time to start killing our oppressors.
Very accurate. However, the next fuhrer will rule the world … but only for a while.
Nazis going to Nazi…
It would appear that the germans are going to repeat history. I wonder if they will require a star again or will it be a star and a tatoo of a QR code on the arm? That said, I feel America should be very aware they are not far behind should we continue to follow this narrative.
Regarding how well it is working for austrailia’s native Aboriginal population, ask the American Indian how well it worked for them.
Germany-based Twitter account @eugyppius1 has taken his account offline for a while (thinking he’ll avoid the current wave of Twitter purges, according to what he’d written in the comments on his Substack). https://substack.com/profile/15736836-eugyppius
He just posted on Substack an hour ago (which I haven’t read yet). Curious to see what he says.
If memory serves, Germany has a few such camps still in working order.
Will there be mandatory showers for “delousing” the deplorables?
The Chinese just line up the people they hate and put a bullet in the back of their heads…at this point I find their directness and lack of subterfuge refreshing, as opposed to what’s happening in the EU and Australia.
To truly make it rhyme with history they “delousing” should be done with ivermectin.
This is what happens when people let the Ministry of truth take over.
That’s how Dachau started. Their attempt to keep communists and other miscreants from upsetting their plans for the 3rd Reich.
Of course it was expanded to include everybody they did not like.
I comprehend the irony but it’s not comedic exaggeration when it is coming to fruition at verying degrees around the world .
Looking for the correct hill to die on 💉
The Average Downvoter:
A lot of people aren’t finding this very funny at all. A typical example:
Oy Vey!
As a self-identifying triple vaccinated, double boosted holocaust survivor (my delusion has me imagining that I survived weekly visits to the ‘shower rooms’ at both Auschwitz and Belsen), I cannot begin to express my outrage at the disgusting attempt at humor in this piece by the Babylon Bee.
I am literally shaking.
The mockery of our sacred shibboleth is beyond distasteful and is a disgrace to its author and publisher.
Murdering six trillion humans with masturbation machines and then turning them into household ornaments and cleaning products can never be a source of ridicule in a civilised society.
These so called globalists have never learned! THEY LOSE, big time. Poor suckers! The worse they get, the more seared their consciences get! They have NO HOPE. They are all lost! Sad but necessary, just like Judas Iscariat was necessary. He’s coming, get ready! If you don’t know Him, find someone who does, and learn of Him! Does this sound cryptic? Well so were the parables!